Corrupted wish game

[Peanut]

Granted, you are now the proud owner of the Sword of 1000 corrupted wishes, a sword so powerful and dangerous it has to be locked in a box covered in 80 chains with 80 locks...sadly, it isn't dangerous to anyone else but the user using it and you don't have any of the 80 keys to unlock any of the locks either...so good luck using your new sword...

I wish myself a happy birthday.

[Kung_Fu_Master]

Granted, but you lose your voice so you can't wish you or anyone else a Happy Birthday

I wish that I had those 80 keys, that the sword is out of the box, that the sword doesn't harm me, and that the sword does not break or get lost

[Peanut]

Granted, the 80 keys break in you hand before you can use them and the sword has now lost it's powers, reducing it to just a regular piece of junk.

I wish I for gold at the end of a rainbow.

[minakichan]

Granted, now gold materializes at the end of every rainbow, even the tiny ones that come out when you water your lawn on a hot day; as a result, the gold market is so oversaturated that gold isn't worth anything anymore.

I wish someone would sub the Kindaichi Shounen no Jikembo 3 TV special (the one with Matsumoto Jun)...

[Kaligraphic]

Granted. They sub(stituted) it for a salad and ate it.

I wish that fire could talk.

[Peanut]

Granted, fire can talk to animals but not you.

I wish all and all I weren't another brick in the wall...

[RidleyofZebes]

Granted. You're another brick in a floor.

I wish that the Zombie Apocalypse would occur at 6:30PM tomorrow. Whether I survive or not is irrelevant.

[Kung_Fu_Master]

Granted, the new anime Zomibe Apocalypse starts tomorrow at 6:30pm but it's the worst anime ever and you die at 6:29:59pm

I wish that the cake was real

[Kaligraphic]

Granted, but you chose the companion cube - which was a lie.

I wish that the companion cube was real.

[Peanut]

Granted, however, it cannot accompany you for the rest of the test and, unfortunately, must be euthanized.

I wish I had a cool gun which could create portals for me to travel through...

[fairyprincess90]

granted: but the gun only creates portals that lead to strange weird lands that you cant get back from and you die from the different climate.

i wish that my tea had more sugar in it...

[mitsuki lover]

granted.The tea now has so much sugar in it that you make Excel Excel look calm by comparison now.

I wish that Kimagure Orange Road was a live action series.

[fairyprincess90]

Granted: but the acting is sooooooooooooooo terrible its like...unwatchable. its so crappy is like....AHHH HEADACHE!

but yeah.

I WISH THAT I COULD GET THIS SUMMARY WRITTEN FOR MY ENGLISH CLASS AND GET A GOOD GRADE ON IT =]

[Peanut]

Granted, your summary is written and you get an A+, however it doesn't matter because after this you won't get another A for the rest of your life...too bad...

I wish I had a weighted companion note...

[Hana Ryuuzaki]

[font="Palatino Linotype"]Granted,...but...The note just stays in one place since it's weighted. Ah, too bad.

I wish I were crazier...and wasn't put into any kind of mental institution...and was ruler of the watermelons! =D[/font]

[Peanut]

Um...Granted? however the title you have just achieved really doesn't mean anything at all...

I wish I could has cheeseburger now...

[Hana Ryuuzaki]

[font="Palatino Linotype"]*sniff* IT DOES TO ME!

Granted, you can has cheesburger naow.

I wish that people would eat mor chikin.[/font]

[RidleyofZebes]

(OMG I just got off work from there!!! @_@)
Granted, and now Hamburgers are non-existent.

I wish that Elvis was alive.

[Peanut]

Granted, Elvis Costello lives and heres the proof:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elvis_Costello

I wish it were Peanut Butter Jelly Time...

[fairyprincess90]

GRANTED: it is peanut butter jelly time....on moldy bread...lol
::laughs and realize noone else is laughing:: oh well.

i wish i never had to go to college AGAIN!

[mathgrant]

Granted, now you have to go to kindergarten, again.

I wish I had a time-and-space-transcending piece of paper on my team.

[GeneD]

Granted, but the other team has a time-and-space-transcending pair of scissors.

I wish spinach tasted like ice-cream.

[Sanji07]

Spinach does taste like ice cream, but you don't like ice cream. D=

I wish more people knew about Professor Banner. ^.^

[mitsuki lover]

Granted but they're still more concerned about The Hulk.

I wish that more people were aware of the fact that New Mexico is in fact a STATE and not a foreign country.

[Kaligraphic]

Granted, but New Mexico secedes from the union.

I wish that New Mexico was an island nation.

[Peanut]

Granted, but the flooding in Arizona, Utah, Colorado, Texas, Oklahoma, and Mexico kill millions making you feel horrible for making such a wish.

I wish Alaska was smaller.

[Kaligraphic]

Granted, it's now the size of a pin, but all the people living there fell into icy water and died. Now don't you feel bad about killing everybody?

I wish that war-crazed death rats would attack Mongolia and construct a life-sized replica statue of USSRGirl out of their own droppings.

[Peanut]

Granted, but she hates there art work and ends up getting chewed to death.

I wish the blue ducks would make a comeback...

[mitsuki lover]

Granted they all made a come back just before the state of Alaska was shrunk to pin sized and drowned in Kali's tub.

I wish that they would make a Land of the Giants movie.

[Peanut]

Granted, they make a movie about tall people and their lives called "Land of the Giants" but it's really really boring...

I wish it was college football season again...