Corrupted wish game

Postby **Peanut** » Wed Feb 13, 2008 1:01 pm

Granted,*pulls out all of Tsukuyomi's teeth*

I wish Pascal's short rule over the Obsidian Empire wasn't so...cheesy...

Postby **Tsukuyomi** » Wed Feb 13, 2008 1:25 pm

Granted, it was whipped-creamy \o.o/

I wish I had a better response to that

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Wed Feb 13, 2008 1:26 pm

Granted. Unfortunately, the response, while better, got you banned from the site.

I wish that peanut butter would be declared a national treasure.

Postby **Kung_Fu_Master** » Wed Feb 13, 2008 6:19 pm

Granted, but because of that all the peanut butter was locked away with only clues left behind in which it takes 90 years to crack the clues to find said P.B. and you do, but it hasn't aged well (P U)

I wish the government would finally tell us the truth

Postby **Peanut** » Wed Feb 13, 2008 8:59 pm

Granted, the truth is they aren't going to tell you the truth.

I wish I could kill an yak from 200 yards away with mind bullets.

Postby **mitsuki lover** » Thu Feb 14, 2008 11:21 am

Granted but the minute you do you get hauled in by the police for shooting a yak without a ESP license!

I wish that Mike Huckabee would change his last name to Huckleberry and that he would get to rock out at the inuaguration.

Postby **Tsukuyomi** » Thu Feb 14, 2008 11:46 am

Granted, Mr. Huckleberry Huckabee rocks out so hard that he esplodes and goes BOOM... blowing everyone in a 50 mile radius to smithereens ~(O__O)~

I wish everyone a happy V-day ^_^

Postby **mathgrant** » Thu Feb 14, 2008 12:24 pm

Granted, now everybody moves to end violence against women and girls, inspired by some feminist activist's monologues, and does so happily! Thanks, Eve Ensler, for starting this movement that I totally hadn't heard of without Wikipedia! Gotta love them feminists and their feminism. =O

I wish for instant ramen.

Postby **Peanut** » Thu Feb 14, 2008 2:41 pm

Granted, your instantly transformed into ramen.

I wish the blue ducks would rise again...

Postby **Tsukuyomi** » Thu Feb 14, 2008 3:12 pm

Granted, they all rise and eat all your toes off \o.o/

I wish I had all of my toes o.o

Postby **Peanut** » Thu Feb 14, 2008 5:17 pm

Granted but they're covered in digestive juices and feathers...

I wish I had some sort of a clue as to what I should wish for...

Postby **Authority3000** » Fri Feb 15, 2008 6:44 am

Granted. You should wish for some sort of a clue as to what you should wish for.

I wish I no longer had to breath, eat, drink or sleep in order to live.

Postby **Peanut** » Fri Feb 15, 2008 7:10 am

Granted, *transforms Authority3000 into a bacteria* the human versions of breathing, eating, drinking or sleeping you no longer have to do.

I wish I owned the moon.

Postby **mathgrant** » Fri Feb 15, 2008 8:06 am

Granted, you blew up the moon with your lazor, man, and you totally pwned it! And a bit of it is crashing into the ear-- *YOUR PLANET A SPLODE*

I wish fire were cold.

Postby **Tsukuyomi** » Fri Feb 15, 2008 1:01 pm

Granted, and now ice is hot

I wish I could see through packages o.o

Postby **Peanut** » Fri Feb 15, 2008 1:18 pm

Granted, you can now see all the way through packages to what is located behind said packages...

I wish for thread...and lots of it.

Postby **mitsuki lover** » Fri Feb 15, 2008 1:22 pm

Granted you have a neverending supply of bark thread that gets your hands all sticky and gooey every time you touch it.

I wish that this forum was like the S.O.S. Brigade and that it was run by
Haruhi!

Postby **Hana Ryuuzaki** » Fri Feb 15, 2008 1:36 pm

[font="Palatino Linotype"]Granted, but then the Espers decided to take control and Kyon was imprisoned for doing a lame version of Hare Hare Yukai.

I wish Hollow Ichigo (Hichigo) was real...and he was nice to me.*sigh*[/font]

Postby **king atlantis** » Fri Feb 15, 2008 1:54 pm

Granted: He is real, and nice to you, but kills everyone else you love/and/or care about. then eats any pets you may have.

wish: that no one could corrupt this wish.

Postby **Hana Ryuuzaki** » Fri Feb 15, 2008 2:03 pm

[font="Palatino Linotype"]Granted, but then you wake up to realize that the wish you just made was in a dream, so you never wished it.

I wish...that I could meet Tsuchiya Yuichi, Nagayama Takashi, and Eiki Kitamura.[/font]

Postby **Tsukuyomi** » Fri Feb 15, 2008 8:19 pm

Granted, but it's only a dream. They all disappear right before your eyes.

I wish I could've came up with better u_u

Postby **Peanut** » Fri Feb 15, 2008 9:41 pm

Granted, you dug a hole and came up with better turnips...congratulations!

I wish turnips could talk...and fight...

Postby **Authority3000** » Sat Feb 16, 2008 3:10 am

Granted. They'll now stab with chisels and scrape with sandpaper anyone they see, including you, while screaming out obnoxious jokes and catchphrases in loud, high-pitched, scratchy voices.

I wish everyone on the Internet was super-smart.

Postby **Hana Ryuuzaki** » Sat Feb 16, 2008 6:20 am

[font="Palatino Linotype"]Granted, but then you'd have no one to make fun of and call 'n00b'.

I wish that I was better at Algebra....[/font]

Postby **~darkelfgirl~** » Sat Feb 16, 2008 3:30 pm

Granted. In the land of Algebra, you are named "Better".

I wish I could eat sushi right now.

Postby **Hana Ryuuzaki** » Sat Feb 16, 2008 3:57 pm

[font="Palatino Linotype"]Granted, you are thrown into the sea.

I wish that I could be a ventriloquist![/font]

Postby **Peanut** » Sat Feb 16, 2008 9:31 pm

Granted, you are a ventriloquist but nobody appreciates your talent nor does anyone hire you to do any shows so your gift goes to waste.

I wish I had some nukes.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Sun Feb 17, 2008 2:50 am

Granted, but you are forced to use them up defending yourself against the vicious turnips.

I wish that I had a pet zergling.

Postby **fairyprincess90** » Sun Feb 17, 2008 4:50 am

erm. granted! but, it turns its back on you and attacks you and kills you....i guess. ^_^

i wish i had one of these dancing bananas in RL to entertain me -> :dance:

Postby **Kung_Fu_Master** » Sun Feb 17, 2008 1:08 pm

Granted, in the land of RL you have a Dancing Banana

I wish that I had a sword that could put things on fire when I wished it

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