Corrupted wish game

[Tsukuyomi]

"I"M A BARBIE GIRL. IN A BARBIE WORLD. WRAPPED IN PLASTIC.. ISN'T IT FANTASTIC.. "

I wish I didn't remember that song so well @___@

[mitsuki lover]

Granted,now you are forever haunted by The Ballad Of Jed Clampett instead!

I wish for a crossover on tv between Silent Mobius and Inuyasha!

[animewarrior]

Granted. It's about a silent automobile named Inu that loves the other automobile Yasha. And both cars have dog demons driving them

I wish I had an idea what Silent Mobius was and my answer wasn't so corny. >.<

[mathgrant]

Granted! You look up Silent Mobius on Wikipedia, or Anime News Network, or somewhere, and feel like a dummy for not doing so earlier when you were corrupting that wish. Especially if you have broadband internet, and said search would have merely taken two seconds.

I wish my jaws didn't hurt.

[Tsukuyomi]

Granted, but now your big toe hurts. Making it hard to get around for some reason o.o

I wish I wasn't so tired >_<

[Peanut]

Granted, you're now a bustling ball of energy...literally...hey, balls of energy don't have to worry about being tired...right?

I wish I wasn't sick.

[thefonzjr1323]

I wish i had everything i wanted...not gonna happen

[Peanut]

Granted, but seeing as how you didn't grant my wish before making your own wish, everything you wanted is actually nothing...so you decide to sell all of your belongs, move to a desert island and live the life of a lonely hermit...YAY!!!

I wish SEU had evening chapels to go along with their morning chapels...

[Kaligraphic]

Granted, but they are statues of Chapel the Evergreen from the Trigun anime.

I wish that I could eat curry right now.

[Neko Niisan]

Granted, but a Super Spicy Curry courtesy of Super Smash Brother Melee, thus you catch on fire and proceed to burn down everything around you.

I wish for a piece of Strawberry Cheesecake.

[mitsuki lover]

Granted it is a DVD of Strawberry Shortcake eating cheesecake!

I wish that the world was made by chocolate bunnies!

[Tsukuyomi]

Granted. The world is now ruled by 50lbs. evil choco-bunnies with razor sharp teeth and super sharp claws that watch your every more. From the time you get up in the morning and all through the night as you sleep ~(O_O)~

I wish the bunnies weren't evil O__O

[Kaligraphic]

Granted, now they're just amoral killing machines, serving evil chocolate walrus masters.

I wish that trees could walk.

[animewarrior]

Granted. They now walk around and have crushed your home along with all your anime/manga, your computer and all your awesome collectibles you worked so hard for.

I wish I had a brand new Playstation Portable circa 2008 so I could play Final Fantasy: Crisis Core when it comes out on March 28th, 2008.

[king atlantis]

granted. Your Playstation Portable circa 2008 is defolted and doesnt work, you go to return it and they suspect you stole it since you have no reciete. the cops take you to jail, frame you for murder, then play the game right in front of you, with out you being able to fully watch since their backs are turned. Your then framed for murder, since you try and take the game forcibably from a cop, and the disk pops open and kills him (accidentally, of course...flying PsP disks are dangerous business.). you never get out of jail.

I wish that no one would corrupt wishes.

[Peanut]

Granted, as it is stated at the the first post of this thread, a wish (singular) is corrupted not wishes (plural), however this doesn't help anybody make an uncorruptable wish because it also states in the first post of this thread that you can make a wish (singular) but not wishes(plural). In other words, if you could make multiple wishes in one post they would not be corrupted however this violates the rules of the thread and would thus result in all of those wishes being corrupted as punishment.

I wish I had some batteries for my pencil sharpener.

[Kaligraphic]

Granted. You have batteries. Your pencil sharpener, however, is now the cheap kind that's just a blade mounted on a plastic guide. No electric motor.

I wish that giant radishes ruled South America.

[Peanut]

Granted, however they are quickly devoured by the various forms of wildlife down there making their rule a very short one.

I wish writers block wasn't such a big problem for me...

[mathgrant]

Granted, now your sudden lack of electricity and paper is.

I wish I were a better musician. Srsly.

[Peanut]

Granted, you are now, seriously, a better musician then a pile of rocks rolling down a hill.

I wish Hamburger Hill was really a hill made of hamburgers...

[Tsukuyomi]

Granted \o.o/ You now have writer's cramps

I wish I didn't have to sneeze o.o

[mitsuki lover]

Granted instead of sneezing you now have a itch where you can't scratch and it's in one of those embarrasing places where it's hard to ask another person to scratch it for you.

I wish that Yoko became the most popular character on Tactics and they decide to make an entire OVA out of her misadventures trying to get Kontaro to make a buck.

[Neko Niisan]

Granted, but due to budget constraints and a newly appointed director with almost no experience, there is a fatal miscommunication and instead an OVA is produced in which Kontaro attempts to reanimate a deer from leftover fried chicken and paper clips.

I wish my copy Air TV would arrive already! \(0 . 0)/

[Kaligraphic]

Granted. Unfortunately, the package is empty, containing only... air.

I wish that giant anime mechs were commonly available in real life.

[Neko Niisan]

Granted, only they run primarily on unleaded gasoline and although you are able to acquire one, they are so big that you can't actually afford to run it and it sits rusting in you garage.

I wish my hair was properly straight instead of wavy.

[Tsukuyomi]

Granted, but you don't like the means of getting it straight like that >_>;;

I wish I was more descriptive in that corrupting of that wish u_u/

[Dante]

Granted, but now you'll spend your entire life writing and writing down the description to the last molecule, but never finishing the description ever.

I wish I were Kaligraphic! Ruler of the Obsidian Empire! And that I would have a strange desire to use my vast wealth and power to produce nothing but cheese!

[Tsukuyomi]

Granted, but you misuse your cheese given powers and is forced to advocate the throne by the real Kaligraphic, but he to misuses his power.. WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO US ALL :O

I wish chatbot would talk more u_u/

[mitsuki lover]

Granted but because the Cardassians have just imprisoned you and are torturing you with trying to get you to confess that there are Four Flavors of Cheese on the ceiling you have become a raving loony in the process!

I wish that Garak from DS9 would either torture Pascal until he got over his cheese fetish or sell him a suit!

[Tsukuyomi]

Granted, he sells Pascal a suit made out of cheese ~(O__O)~

I wish I didn't have to go to the dentist T__T