Corrupted wish game

[Tsukuyomi]

Granted, but the watermelon trees are cut down by developers to build a worm farm \o.o/

I wish I hadn't forgotten my wish and had to come back to edit it in \o.o/

[mitsuki lover]

Granted you now have the memory capability of Lieutenant Commander
Data from Star Trek:The Next Generation,except the only thing you now can remember is wishing that Spot wouldn't jump on the console all the time!

I wish that the world was run by magical catgirls!

[Tsuki]

Granted, but they are easly conviced over catnip. thus, everyone is ruling the world.
I wish I wasn't so lazy!

[Tsukuyomi]

Granted \o.o/ You are not lazy anymore, but you still choose to do nothing

I wish I almost didn't forget my wish again ^ ^;;

[Peanut]

Granted, now you have completely forgotten your wish.

I wish the Giants would win the Super Bowl...

[Kung_Fu_Master]

Granted, the Giants win a big soup bowl called the Super Bowl

I wish that CAA had its own anime con

[minakichan]

Granted, and now CAA-con is overrun by bad crossplayers, sweaty unhygienic H otaku, and paddle-wielding yaoi fangirls.

I wish I was a member of a hot and ultra-popular Japanese boyband, complete with armies of rabid screaming fangirls.

[Raiden no Kishi]

You are, but the fangirls are literally rabid.

.rai//

[Peanut]

Granted, a thousand nations of the Corrupted Wish Nation descend upon you, steal all your money, poke your family to death, eat all your food, and, just for safe measures, burn everything you own...just because you didn't make a wish...

I wish Meet the Spartans was never made.

[Tsukuyomi]

Granted.. it was never made. It already existed \o.o/

I wish I had a beautiful singing voice u_u

[Kaligraphic]

Granted. Whenever you fart, it sounds like you're singing. When you sing, however, it now sounds like you're farting.

I wish that I had a real death note.

[animewarrior]

Granted. now you have a note confirming your death at twelve tonight.. better hire some some bodyguards... lol

I wish that I didn't haveto leave CAA now and go to bed.

[Tsukuyomi]

Granted, you had to leave.. yesterday O.o

I wish there was no such things as dough nuts o.O

[mathgrant]

Granted, now people dip bagels in their coffee. And lox sales are down 97%.

I wish there were only two football teams in the entire world.

[Kaligraphic]

Granted, and they're both surrounding your house ready to kick your butt.

I wish that the moon was really made of cheese.

[Tsukuyomi]

Granted \o.o/ Please refer to the post about the moon being made out of cheese

I wish I would stop having these deja vu moments o.o

[mitsuki lover]

Granted,you are now dead and so de ja vu no longer exists for you.

I wish that I had bet on the Giants winning the Superbowl just so I could gloat!

[Kaligraphic]

Granted, but it was through an absent-minded bookie who accidently puts you on his "kneecap" list, rather than his "payout" list.

I wish that Light Yagami (Death Note) and Justy Uecki Tylor (The Irresponsible Captain Tylor) were in an anime together.

[Tsukuyomi]

Granted, but Light ends up Death Noting Tylor (I miss that show ) and the ship crashes into a meteor made out of Kai's cheese ~(O__O)~

I wish I could control time \o.o/

[mitsuki lover]

Granted you now have a full year's subscription to Time magazine and can read it whenever!

I wish that the Chairman on Iron Chef America would run for President!

[Tsukuyomi]

Granted, as his first act of running for president. He drives down your street throwing large pieces of sushi that had gone bad at you and your house as you walk out to check the mail.

I wish I was more creative

[Peanut]

Granted, however you've become so creative that you are now overly creative and whenever you try and do something it is done in such a creative way that it makes absolutely no sense and, ultimately, gets nothing accomplished.

I wish I wasn't so lazy.

[Kaligraphic]

Granted, you are sold into slavery, and the foreman's lash drives the laziness right out of you.

I wish that the Earth was made out of cheese.

[Tsukuyomi]

Granted. The moon that was made out of cheese was just declared the new Earth \o.o/

I wish my secret wasn't revealed in the "You're Banned" thread u_u

[Peanut]

Granted, now your secret is revealed in the You're Banned thread and in this thread: Tsukyomi is really a spy for the Christian Arbor Association...

I wish I owned a Tank so traffic jams would no longer be a problem:evil:...

[Kaligraphic]

Granted. Unfortunately, you can't go very fast riding in a septic tank.

I wish that the smurfs were real.

[Tsukuyomi]

Granted. They now reside under your bed. Watching you with wide eyes as you sleep O_________O

I wish I could've said more, but it may have came out wrong, but I've heard worst

[Peanut]

Granted, you could have said more but you didn't...in fact, the rest of your life can now be summed up by the above statement. I'd say more but I won't...

I wish I had a never ending supply chocolate.

[Tsukuyomi]

Granted, but Kail's Smurfes keep it away from you. Causing you to be in a never ending chase with them. Taking you into uncharted territory where you are sacrificed to rabid tribe of sea monkeys u_u

I wish some of my dream didn't involve astroids and meteors hitting the earth ~(O_O)~

[animewarrior]

Granted. They now involve world-domineering Barbies who ONLY wear [color="Magenta"]Hot Pink[/color] and they are putting everyone into slavery to create more fashion stuff.