Corrupted wish game

[animewarrior]

Almost didn't wish again!!! forgetfull right now... anywayz:

I wish I wasn't so forgetfull

[mathgrant]

Granted, now you remember that you forgot to change your shirt and underwears for, like, ten days. >:3

I wish ShadowCat would quit exploding when huggled.

[animewarrior]

Granted now he throws up each time you hug him and then proceeds to sing 1000 Bottles of Beer on the wall in the loudest voice possible *100 Bottles of Beer was too short for ShadowCat! ^.^

I wish that I lived in Edge in the Final Fantasy World. (City surrounding Midgar in Final Fantasy: Advent Children)

[rocklobster]

Granted, but now you're the only one who survived the plague.
I wish I lived in the Hidden Leaf village

[animewarrior]

Granted. You now live a village named Armpit that is also nicknamed "the village in the leaves" for the large amount of dead leaves scattered in the street from the vegetation that died in the drought of the previous year. The vegetation always grows back but as soon as evey looks nice again another drought comes. Oh and by the way the inhabitants of the village are uber-hyper Teletubbies on Tide laundry detergent.

I wish they would bring Kadaj from Final Fantasy:Advent Children back to life.

[Peanut]

Granted, Kadaj is reincarnated as a single celled organism...

I wish now was then and then was now...

[Kung_Fu_Master]

Granted, 'then' is 'now' and 'now' is 'then' so when you say then your talking about present and when you say now your talking about the past.

I wish when I think about time travel my brother's brain doesn't hurt any more

[animewarrior]

granted. now your brain hurts when you think about time travel.

I wish I had a nice fresh T-bone steak.

[Kaligraphic]

Granted, you have a steak freshly cut from the body of the rapper T-bone, whom you've just murdered. Unfortunately, murdering and eating rappers is illegal round these parts, so you're going to spend a long time in prison.

I wish that T-bone was still alive.

[Kung_Fu_Master]

Granted, but he's killed again 3 minutes later

I wish I was less rude to people I meet

[mathgrant]

Granted, now you wait until after they introduce themselves to start talking about your butt.

I wish my glasses would clean themselves.

[Tsukuyomi]

Granted \o.o/ They come fully installed with windshield wipers. Which cleans ever 5.. 4.. 3... 2.. 1 seconds

I wish I looked like a female anime character

[Kaligraphic]

Granted, you look like Shampoo's grandmother.

I wish that I could genetically engineer a strain of houseplant to directly produce delicious Japanese curry when ground up and cooked.

[mitsuki lover]

Granted but it unfortunately has the personality of Lister from Red Dwarf and all it wants to do is eat curry and sing off key.

I wish that Rowan Atkinson would play Blackadder in Blackadder Meets
Mr.Bean!

[Kaligraphic]

Granted, but Christopher Lee plays Mr. Bean in it. (I wish I didn't have to corrupt this, because I'd watch it.)

I wish that a giant asteroid would not hit the Earth.

[mitsuki lover]

Granted the asteroid hits New York City instead.

I wish that Muppets could run for President so we could all vote for
Kermit.

[Kaligraphic]

Granted, but why would you call Kermit Ruffins a muppet?

I wish that all books were banned in Rhode Island.

[mathgrant]

Granted! Forget Iraq and other Muslim countries -- missionaries now get their high-stakes thrills trying to convert the people of Providence using their now-illegal paperback Bibles! Good luck finding any of your favorite manga on the black market there, too.

I wish for a cardboard robot that runs on money.

[Tsukuyomi]

Granted, but you have no money to run it

I wish I had an endless supply of chocolate that never went bad \o.o/

[mitsuki lover]

Granted but you have to buy it from me first and I am not about to sell it!

I wish that the next big thing was chocolate covered ant fudge upside down cake with cheese!

[Kung_Fu_Master]

Granted, It's a big cake that's even bigger than New York state but it goes bad right after it was made

I wish Tsukuyomi would end her sugar crave

[KhakiBlueSocks]

Granted, but she now starts chewing on your ear at random moments.

I wish I had a glass of water!

[Kaligraphic]

Granted. Unfortunately, you're now water-soluble. ~dissolve~ ~dissolve~

I wish that mushrooms could really grant additional lives.

[Peanut]

Granted, but the hallucinations caused by the life granting mushrooms cause you and everyone else to waste those extra lives just as fast as you can gain them.

I wish all of our worldly disputes could be settled over games of Go-Fish.

[Tsukuyomi]

Granted, but now anyone who plays gets turn into an actual fish.

I wish that granting of Peanut's wish wasn't so corny u_u

[Kaligraphic]

Granted, but now it's curry.

I wish that I had a magic hat.

[animewarrior]

Granted. You now have a magic hat that looks like a dead choboco (from the Final Fantasy series) and it only has magic pertaining to making the live choboco's run faster. This is unfortunate but you make Choboco A run fast and bet $1000 dollars on it to rake in big bucks at the Choboco races. Unfortunately Choboco A is incredibly dumb and keeps running past the turn in the race. You then freak out and through away your magic hat. ^.^

[animewarrior]

I wish for a container of Pringles.

[Kung_Fu_Master]

Granted, but there are no Pringles in them

I wish that 99.9% of the Internet was CAA

[Kaligraphic]

Granted, but CAA is the new name for (disgusting internet shock site here).

I wish that watermelons grew on trees.