Corrupted wish game

[USSRGirl]

Granted, but toxic mold spawn begins growing under your bed, threatening to consume the world as we know it and end times conspiracy theories run wild about a 'blue clad one.'

I wish I could steal Kal's copy of Romance of the Three Kingdoms (mine looks like it dropped in a toilet).

[mitsuki lover]

Granted but his copy is written in ancient Kryptonian.

I wish that the next big anime would be a cross between Bubblegum
Crisis and Silent Mobius.

[Kaligraphic]

Granted, such an anime is produced and it is big. And by big, I mean that, while it can be considered a cross between Bubblegum Crisis and Silent Mobius in certain respects, it's really more of a PSA about obesity. All your favorite characters now weigh 500+ pounds. And jiggle. It is three five-minute episode.

I wish that Jagainu-kun would be a recurring character in the next Gundam series.

[Tsukuyomi]

Sure, but he dies as soon as he appears.. oopsies ^ ^

I wish I know who Jagainu-Kun is o.o?

[Peanut]

Granted, you now know that Jagainu-Kun is some being from another country/world/place in this universe or another...

I wish the answer to every problem in my college algebra class was pi.

[Tsukuyomi]

Granted.. what would you like? Cherry, Apple, Pumkin, or Pecan Pie \o.o/?

I wish I had candy right now o.o

[Sparx00]

Granted. *gives Tsukuyomi a baseball glove with the name Handy writen on it*

I wish I had a million bucks. And I don't mean the kind that are deer.

[Wild Eagle]

Granted but you get the million deer instead of money.

I wish I had an elephant and a whale.

[Tsukuyomi]

Granted \o.o/ The three of you live in a small cubical in a corner of a closet \o.o/

I wish I had a cookie u_u

[Blitzkrieg1701]

Granted, you've got rock hard, mold old cookie someone pulled out from udner the radiator.

I wish snow could cure baldness.

[Kaligraphic]

Granted, snow cures baldness, but only in metal objects. Now you can shovel snow with a hairy shovel before getting into your hairy car.

I wish that pizza was officially recognized as one of the important food groups.

[Kung_Fu_Master]

Granted, the fat group is renamed the pizza group

I wish I knew Kung Fu so I really would be the Kung Fu Master

[RidleyofZebes]

Granted. You are now the Kung Fu Master, and you know someone name Kung Fu.

I wish that I had my Drivers License. ;_;

[Kung_Fu_Master]

Granted, but you have a wreck(Hopefully not) after you get it and it is taken away

I wish I had a cool sword that changes form when I call it's name or say Bankai

[mitsuki lover]

Granted,it's ice cold and turns into a chocolate sundae every time you say the word:"Fudge!"unfortunately this doesn't help you fight your foes,though it does give them the giggles!

I wish that I could time travel so I could order the Silent Mobius boxset
when I could have.

[Kaligraphic]

Granted, but time travel only goes forward, so you end up far in the future, when Silent Mobius is completely forgotten.

I wish that I could eat free japanese curry dishes whenever I want to.

[Peanut]

Granted, you can now eat free japanese curry dishes whenever you want to vomit.

I wish Steam would work at my school so I could play TF2 again.

[animewarrior]

Granted. Steam now comes through your vents 24/7 at your school. You can now play Terrible Fog 2 . (the steam is posionous so when you go into your school you have to wear a gas mask until they fix the problem. You and your friends play Terrible Fog 2 (you see who can hold their breath in the fog without their mask for the longest)(Version 1 of Terrible Fog was a race to see who could get through the school without their gas mask...after one student was hospitazilied(WOW bad spelling!) you turned to version 2.) ^.^

I wish that I had the power to control the wind.

[Kung_Fu_Master]

Granted, you now have the power to 'break wind'

I wish there was something to watch on TV

[Tsukuyomi]

*Me snickers at KFM's granting* :lol

Anyway.. GRANTED.. The Brady Bunch now is aired 24/7 on all channels.. in a language unknown to you ~(O_O)~

I wish I.. had a fish \o.o/

[Blitzkrieg1701]

Granted. You now have a Magikarp. But who wants a Magikarp?

I wish I had a bacon dispenser.

[mathgrant]

Granted, now you can dispense Kevin Bacon whenever you want! =^^=

I wish a kitten wouldn't die every time someone corrupted a wish. o.o

[Kaligraphic]

Granted, it's two kittens. Two is better than one, right?

I wish that the corruption of wishes in this thread would eclipse masturbation as the leading killer of kittens.

[Tsukuyomi]

Granted o.O?????

I wish I knew how to grant that wish o.o

[mathgrant]

You wish you knew how to do ME to that wish? Grrrr. No way, Jose. You must be looking for a different person named Grant. Maybe Hugh. Maybe Ulysses S. But certainly not math. O_O

I wish for a heaping bowl of staple sauce.

[Kaligraphic]

Granted, but you didn't know it was full of staples before you ate it.

I wish that radishes could be superheroes.

[mathgrant]

Granted, but now oranges are super villains. x.x I liked oranges.

I wish I had a Kitsunaguma plushie. <3

[mitsuki lover]

Granted but it's in a hideous yellow/gray color and is so unpopular that the only place you can buy it is at Grace Brother's Department in London.
(Now guess the Britcom reference oh ye smart people!)

I wish that it was illegal to hire anyone from Beverly Hills for a talk show.

[Tsukuyomi]

Granted \o.o/ They are all hired from LA

I wish it was so cold over here O___O

[RidleyofZebes]

Granted. It is now -212ºc over there. Better pack a jacket. O_o

I wish it was peanut butter jelly time.