Corrupted wish game

Postby **Blitzkrieg1701** » Sat Jan 05, 2008 1:36 pm

Granted. There is now a musical about San Diego Chargers wide receiver Lance "Bambi" Alworth meeting a Nissan Skyline GT-R (a.k.a Godzilla)

I wish I didn't have to raid Wikipedia for all that trivia up there.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Sat Jan 05, 2008 1:45 pm

Granted. You are now in Soviet Russia, and Wikipedia raided you for the information.

I wish that the star-spawn of Cthulhu were edible.

Postby **RidleyofZebes** » Sat Jan 05, 2008 11:45 pm

Granted, but they cause constipation, to YOU in particular.

I wish the cake wasn't a lie.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Sun Jan 06, 2008 1:01 pm

Granted, it's a fib.

I wish that we had singing goats.

Postby **RidleyofZebes** » Sun Jan 06, 2008 1:09 pm

Granted, but they're horribly off-key.

I wish that Pokemon were real.

Postby **mitsuki lover** » Sun Jan 06, 2008 4:36 pm

Granted Pokemon are real and you are now wanted by Officer Jenny for poaching Magic Carp!

I wish Officer Jenny were real and she would explain to me why:A)all
of those Officer Jenny's have the same name and B)why they look alike.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Mon Jan 07, 2008 12:53 am

Granted, but her explanations are lies. And she hates you.

I wish that we had Impact Alberto back.

Postby **Blitzkrieg1701** » Mon Jan 07, 2008 2:34 pm

Granted. Sadly, now WE'RE all gone.

I wish H. P. Lovecraft had written some stories about puppies and little bunnies.

Postby **mitsuki lover** » Tue Jan 08, 2008 11:33 am

Granted,but being H.P.Lovecraft they are about blood sucking puppies and bunnies that eat little girls named Nell and little boys named Petey and turn them into zombies of doom!

I wish that Dr.Phil would just go away and stop trying to help people.

Postby **Blitzkrieg1701** » Tue Jan 08, 2008 2:27 pm

Granted. However, it's because he was attacked by H.P. Lovecraft's killer bunnies, so he quickly comes back as a zombie of doom!

I wish Chuck Norris stared in an anime.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Tue Jan 08, 2008 10:49 pm

Granted. He stared and he stared, and then all that staring gave him eyestrain. Then he ate some ice cream and went to bed, because his life isn't really as exciting as it is in movies.

I wish that I had a portal gun.

Postby **mitsuki lover** » Wed Jan 09, 2008 11:17 am

Granted,but you can only use it to shoot deer in port-a-potties with.

I wish that there was a crossover between Boogiepop Phantom and
Tactics.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Wed Jan 09, 2008 5:52 pm

Granted, but it's done by a committee of the worst fanfic writers in the world.

I wish that the next person to post in this thread would know what the matrix is.

Postby **Kung_Fu_Master** » Wed Jan 09, 2008 6:06 pm

Granted, but I still don't understand it

I wish DoomsDay would happen already

Postby **animewarrior** » Wed Jan 09, 2008 6:30 pm

Granted. Now all of yoru loved ones are dead. (very sad) and you're defending your faith with your life in an abandoned warehouse because Christianity is outlawed.

I wish I had all the Gundam SEED Destiny DVDs. (Complete Series)

Postby **Blitzkrieg1701** » Fri Jan 11, 2008 5:37 pm

Granted. They're Region 8 DVDs, though (for international venues such as aircraft, cruise ships, etc. ) so you can't watch much.

I wish The SciFi Channel showed Kaiju movies again... at hours when people can actually WATCH them.

Postby **mitsuki lover** » Sat Jan 12, 2008 1:02 pm

Granted but since you are the only one who knows what they are you have to go on the air and explain it to everyone else...in perfect Klingon
because the Klingon Empire is the only place where Sci Fi can air them now!

I wish that Sci Fi would air Spartacus!

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Sun Jan 13, 2008 3:00 am

Granted. Now if they could only figure out which one was Spartacus...
(I'm Spartacus!)

I wish that I had more confidence that somebody other than just, say, mitsuki lover and bigsleepj would get that joke, without needing the explanatory quip.

Postby **mitsuki lover** » Mon Jan 14, 2008 11:33 am

Granted,Kirk Douglas makes a guest appearance on the forum to explain it to the rest of the members,unfortunately people have now forgotten that Kirk Douglas was in the original Spartacus movie and he is banned for being a troll so nobody gets it.

I wish that my next avatar had the magical powers to turn people into singing elves!

Postby **CelticWarrior20** » Tue Jan 15, 2008 3:22 pm

granted-but-they-annoy-the-crap-out-of-you

opps

i-wish-i-would-get-my-drivers-licence

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Tue Jan 15, 2008 3:46 pm

Granted, but, having forgotten to make a wish, your wish is chosen randomly. You are now a marmot.

I wish that people would remember, remember the fifth of November, the gunpowder, treason, and plot.

Postby **mitsuki lover** » Wed Jan 16, 2008 1:01 pm

Granted now we are all stuck remembering Guy Fawkes Day for no reason other than the fact the guy's name was Guy Fawkes!

I wish that the moment I saw that wish the song 'Try To Remember' from The Fantastiks didn't automatically go through my head!

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Wed Jan 16, 2008 6:09 pm

Granted, it went into your head and is still bouncing around in there. YOU CAN'T GET IT OUT!!!!

I wish that orangutans could vote.

Postby **USSRGirl** » Thu Jan 17, 2008 11:06 am

Granted, but they're apolitical.

I wish I was Yue Ying and married to Zhuge Liang.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Thu Jan 17, 2008 1:59 pm

Granted. Your name is now Yue Ying. mitsuki lover's name is now Zhuge Liang, and you two are blissful newlyweds.

I wish that more people would read Romance of the Three Kingdoms. (but not old people)

Postby **Tsukuyomi** » Thu Jan 17, 2008 3:04 pm

(I do really wish I had that series u_u. I'm a HUGE Three Kingdoms Addict).

Granted, but those who read it gets sucked into the book and become vassals of Dong Zhuo

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Thu Jan 17, 2008 5:00 pm

Granted, but since you didn't specify a wish, I will instead grant you your heart's desire - PIE! *A couple of delicious pies appear near Tsukuyomi*

I wish that dentists had super powers.

Postby **Tsukuyomi** » Thu Jan 17, 2008 7:13 pm

Granted, not only do they have special powers. They also can grant you three wishes \o.o/

I wish I had choco-cake instead o.o

Postby **CelticWarrior20** » Fri Jan 18, 2008 6:20 am

granted but the cake is spoiled

i wish i would get a ford mustang for my 17th b-day

Postby **Smile:)** » Fri Jan 18, 2008 8:00 am

Granted, For your 17th B-day you'll got a ford mustang matchbox car! Have fun! The best part is you'll never need to buy gas for it.

I whis I never had to clean my room.

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