Best anime line?

[mitsuki lover]

"Love is the best!"
Jama-P,Wedding Peach ep.11 'Time Traveling Hinagku'

[KhakiBlueSocks]

"I'll take this chip...AND EAT IT!!!"
-Light "Death Note"

[the_wolfs_howl]

Kenshin Himura from Rurouni Kenshin, in the mini-arc when he's fighting Sojiro for the last time:

"If one or two battles could provide us with the truth nobody would make any mistakes in their lives. A person's life is not that easy, that it is not. The true answer you must learn for yourself."

[mitsuki lover]

One of the best descriptions of one character by another in any anime:
"Roger Smith,you are a louse!"
R.Dorothy Waynewright,Big O 'Roger,The Negotiator'

[Kura Ookami]

*points to signature then realises he's got more than one quote there.*

Okay this is the one: "Once you've decided on a course of action, only you can finish it. As long as you remember that, there's nothing you can't accomplish." Ralph Werec, Soukou no Strain, Episode 1.

[Mega.EXE]

"Mada mada da ne"
Ryoma Echizen - Prince of Tennis

"Come on baby!"
Takashi Kawamura - Prince of Tennis

[Doubleshadow]

From the American dub of DBZ:

"Flamin' fish sticks!!!"

I normally wouldn't bother memorizing a line like that, but my brother heard it in passing and told me he thought it was the name of an attack.

[yippee2393]

From avatar: the last airbender...

"Sparky-sparky-boom-man!"

Sakha naming a firebender who shot laser-like streams of fire out of his forehead...funny.

[Mega.EXE]

"Vegeta! What does the scouter say about his power level?!?!?!?"
"IT'S OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Vegeta and Nappa from DBZ

[Danderson]

Midou Ban (from Get Backers): Don't underestimate our Beetle!

[jaems-kun]

"I will kill you."
-Heero Yui after receiving Relena's birthday invitation.

Usopp and Nami - "Kyaaa!"
Sanji (looking at Nami) - "Kawaii~"
Usopp - "Ore da?"
Sanji - "CHIGAU!"

[Fish and Chips]

"I will kill you."
-Heero Yui after receiving Relena's birthday invitation.

If only.

[Tsukuyomi]

"Flat chest no breast, you're a man ^ ^"

Said by Miaka Yuki from Fushigi Yugi when it's revealed that Nuriko is really a man \o.o/

[mitsuki lover]

"Father!"
Ginrei seeing the hologram of Dr.Vogler in Giant Robo

[AsianBlossom]

"Do not underestimate the power of the muffin! The muffin will smite all those who question it! The muffin will crush all nay-sayers! He who controls the muffin shall control the entire world!" -Taishi, Comic Party English Dub

And that was followed by the lady behind the food counter:

"Hey, guys; you know what's even more scary than that muffin?"
"What?" (Taishi and Kazuki)
"People waitin' in line behind ya. If ya don't buy somethin' they'll kill ya."
Taishi and Kazuki then turn around to see a mob of angry highschoolers. XD

More when I can think of them.

[Sohma]

"Not spicy enough." -A frog-like spirit thing, from 'Sprited Away' says this while a bunch of the cooks are bustling around in the kitched of the bath house. My cousin and I crack up each time we hear it.
And also, "I give up. I see not point in living if I can't be beautiful." -Howl, while throwing a fit after his beautiful blonde hair is changed into a ghastly blue!

[Neko Niisan]

"You know what, I always wanted to try slipping on a banana peal!"

"Mamechishiki!"
-Osaka, Azumanga Daioh.

"Kyou~ My darling! I love you! [sucker punch]"
-Kagura, Fruits Basket

"I knew the major had a stash around here somewhere." ^.~
-Batou, Ghost in the Shell: Stand Alone complex

[KhakiBlueSocks]

"Obliterate! Eliminate! Lord Ilpallatzo told me so! Genocide! Manga artist-cide! And an order of homicide to go!"
- Excel "Excel Saga"

"You're going to need a password! You can use mine to get on the Internet: 'Prodigious'!"
- Koushiro "Izzy" Izumi "Digimon"

"Well! So much for synchronization, I could NEVER hope to synchronize with this animated turnip!"
-Asuka "Neon Genesis Evangelion"

"I'm a Ninja, Ninja, Ninja! BELIEVE IT!"
Naruto "Naruto"

[Fish and Chips]

"They must surely be enjoying the night now. They must surely think they are going to have a safe trip being aboard a first-class cabin, huh? Well then, let's go! Let's take good care of the poor passengers. Let's detest them...heh...as if they were maggots. HA! With love, with anger! Thoroughly. Tho-rough-ly!" - Ladd Russo, Baccano!

"We'll be alright. If things take a turn for the worse...I'll use my Hundred Guns."
"You don't even have one!?"
"Indeed...however, a gunman from the past use to say this: There's a gun in everyone's heart." - Isaac Dian, Baccano!

Actually, I could probably rip most of Ladd Russo and Isaac and Miria's lines in this thread, but I'd rather leave people with more incentive to watch it.

[yukoxholic]

OK, what line do you think is the most memorable from all the anime you watch, and what about it makes it memorable?

Wow, I have sooo many! I do apologize I can't just pick one line out of the scene! ...but there are a few within this post! ^__^

Funny Quotes:

Last Exile:
Lavie Head: In one moment my short, sweet life is over!

Strawberry Marshmallow:
Miu: Remember this! (frantically runs and than jumps out of the window)
Nobue: Remember what?

Avatar the las Airbender:
Sokka: [while hallucinating] Who lit Toph on fire?
Sokka: [still hallucinating] Drink cactus juice! It'll quench ya!
[runs around]
Sokka: Nothing's quenchier!
[while doing 'the worm']
Sokka: It's the quenchiest! (Momo who is also hallucinating makes Katara drop her parcel bag full of water)
Sokka: MOMO YOU'VE KILLED US!
Katara: No, he didn't! (Katara than uses her bending to lift the water from the sand)
Sokka: Ohhh...riiight, water bending!

And the aftermath...

Katara: You've been hallucinating on cactus juice all day, and now you lick something you find stuck to the wall of a cave?
Sokka: I have a natural curiosity.

Hare and Guu:

Hare: Hey, do you wanna go outside?
Guu: [in a monotone] To do what?
Hare: Uh... for a tour of the village!
Guu: Okay, what's a village?
Hare: That's what's around our house!
Guu: Okay, what's a tour?
Hare: That's where I teach you where things are around here!
Guu: Okay, what's "teach"?

Magical Shopping Arcade Abenobashi: I've never seen this show. I only caught this one scene from some episode on G4TV but when I heard this line I laughed until my sides hurt (what made it all the more funnier was he was saying this in a Texas accent!)

Sasshi: Guess there's noting left to do but go home, eat yams and fart till I pass out.

Ultra Maniac:
Nina who is a witch has cast a spell on Ayu so guys will stay away from her. This spell has backfired because Nina is horrible at magic and now every time she touches a boy they get electrified!

Ayu: Anyways, I better not go near anymore of the guys in school today. (A hall full of boys come running towards her but she dodges them)
Ayu: I'm on pins and needles!
Nina: What a waste of beauty and charm.
Ayu: Who's fault is that! (That group of boys then re-enters again and she bumps into one setting off a chain of electricity)
Nina: Whoa! You really leave an impression there's a bunch of dead guys where you've been!
Ayu: Just kill me now.

R.O.D the TV:
Michelle: Please may we join you in your efforts to guard Ms. Sumiregawa?
Guy: Aren't you just tour guides?
Michelle: We are aware of the dangers but we just cannot abandon Ms. Sumiregawa like this. We will protect her with our very lives....I mean Maggie will!

Porco Rosso:
Patron: Is that Shakesphere?
Porco: No, It's Porco

Fruits Basket:
Yuki: Stupid Cat!

Emotional/Sappy/Happy!

Kino's Journey:
Kino: Whenever something I have faith in falls apart...I close my eyes and make a wish.


Haibane Renmei:
Reki: This town is my prison. The walls are a symbol of my death.

Kaleido Star:
Sora: Layla, can I still be your dream?
Layla: No Sora, you can't because you're my pride and joy.

Princess TuTu:By far my favorite quotes from the show! Literally stuck with me when this scene was unfolding MAJOR SPOILER! (Highlight if you want to be spoiled!) ...

[color="Black"] While Rue is stuck inside the Raven that has been reborn again Mytho desperately tries to get to her, knowing now that he loves her more than Princess TuTu. In desperation he holds his sword to his chest ready to shatter his heart a second time in order to end the story vowing, "I will shatter my heart so that you Raven shall die though my Princess shall perish as well I will go on to join her." (something to that extent) Duck no longer able to become Princess TuTu or a girl for that matter, rushes (or shall a better word be 'waddles') into stop him from doing so. Fakir who is writing a new story in order to change the tragic outcome telepathically hears Duck's cries...:[/color]

Duck: No, you mustn't Mytho! Don't Give up!, Don't Give UP! Fakir, I want to help Mytho one more time.
Fakir: Duck...
Duck: Don't give up everyone. Don't let them beat you. Let's give this story a happy ending. I know I'm just a duck and I can't even put on toe shoes but I feel that I could dance for Mytho, Rue and everyone. Fakir...help me.
Fakir: I'll try Duck...
Duck: Dance with me everyone! Let's all dance together and remember our true selves.

[mitsuki lover]

From ep. 4 of original Tenchi Moyu OVA:

Mihoshi(as everything falls into a clutter):"All I wanted was a cup of coffee!"
(bawls)
Mihoshi(to Ryoko):"You fixed it that must meant that your'e a.."
"You're a..."
"You're a..."
Ryoko:"A what?"
Mihoshi:"A clockmaker!"
Mihoshi(holding gun to Ryo-Okhi):"Please don't eat my gun!"
Sasami(to Mihoshi about Ryo-Ohki):"Isn't it cute?"
Sasami(to Tenchi):"Aren't you being kind of lewd?"
Tenchi:"I am not lewd."
Sasami:"Then why is your nose still bleeding?"

[Aleolus]

From ep. 4 of original Tenchi Moyu OVA:

Mihoshi(as everything falls into a clutter):"All I wanted was a cup of coffee!"
(bawls)
Mihoshi(to Ryoko):"You fixed it that must meant that your'e a.."
"You're a..."
"You're a..."
Ryoko:"A what?"
Mihoshi:"A clockmaker!"
Mihoshi(holding gun to Ryo-Okhi):"Please don't eat my gun!"
Sasami(to Mihoshi about Ryo-Ohki):"Isn't it cute?"
Sasami(to Tenchi):"Aren't you being kind of lewd?"
Tenchi:"I am not lewd."
Sasami:"Then why is your nose still bleeding?"

You're misquoting them, unless you're refering to the original Japanese, I haven't seen that version in a while. In the English it's

Mihoshi: Can't this thing just materialize me a cup of coffee??

Mihoshi: But how did you know how to fix this? The people who usually know about these are...
...If you knew how to fix this bracelet, then that means...No, you couldn't be
Ryoko: That means?
Mihoshi: Could you be a...
Ryoko: A what?
Mihoshi: Are you a jeweler?

Sasami: 'Cause you're really pale. And your nose is bleeding!
You're a naughty boy, aren't you Tenchi!
Tenchi: It's not that, I just got dizzy 'cause of the hot water!
Sasami: Really? *leans in really close with a cute-adorable look on her face*
Tenchi: Sorry for being naughty.

And of course, who can forget (this one is in the original, because the english screwed it up so much)
DON'T JUST STAND THERE LOOKING IMPRESSED!!

[SnoringFrog]

These are the ones I enjoyed most.

"I have nothing to do with the show!!" - Some random character at the very beginning of Jing: King of Bandits ep1.

If you want to know truth, you must have the courage to accept it. - Bear, .hack//sign

You may look like an angel, but you think like a devil! - Dark, DNAngel

My first love letter...and it's 'return to sender'... - Daisuke, DNAngel

The great thing about dreams is that they are a fantasy...if they come true...were they ever really dreams? - the grandfather of the girl that stole Ed's leg, Fullmetal Alchemist

If you get too close to the sun, you will burn. - Edward Elric, Fullmetal Alchemist

We aren't gods, we are humans, timy, insignificant humans. - Edward Elric, Fullmetal Alchemist

No! I am not going to drink some opaque white liquid sercreted by a cow! - Edward Elric, Fullmetal Alchemist

Nothing's perfect, the world is not perfect. But it's there for us and it's doing the best that it can. That's what makes it so beautiful - Roy Mustang, Full Metal Alchemist

Why did I ever bother rescuing this guy? He's anti-social, thinks he's Evel Keneval, and hardly SPEAKS! - Duo Maxwell, Gundam Wing

D'oh! This is such a lame way to die! This is so not cool! - Duo Maxwell, Gundam Wing

History is much like an endless waltz. The three beats of war, peace, and revolution continue on forever. - Mariemaia Khushrenada, Gundam Wing Endless Waltz

Choose your words as though your very life depended on them pleasing me. - Saito Hajime, Rurouni Kenshin

A whipped dog who ran, tail between legs, ought not so love his own bark. - Saito Hajime, Rurouni Kenshin

A human being realizes when the "time to leave" comes because of their intelligence. Even beasts sense it with their instinct. But someone who blames his deafeat on the victorious, losing sight of his moment to leave, is even lower than that. - Saito Hajime, Rurouni Kenshin

Would a master architect build tenements? But would a master swordsmith make razors? - Gein, Rurouni Kenshin

Those of us who use our heads in battle tend to think of similar concepts. - Gein, Rurouni Kenshin

If you do not know the taste of blood or pain, everything you do ends up being "play". - Himura Kenshin, Rurouni Kenshin

Oro? - Himura Kenshin, Rurouni Kenshin

To continue on the path of a samurai, you must be prepared to bear the weight of those you kill. - Kambei, Samurai Seven

That's the scent of battle isn't it? the burden of the ghosts of those you've killed. - Kirara, Samurai Seven

... - Kyuzo, Samurai Seven

[the_wolfs_howl]

... - Kyuzo, Samurai Seven

QFT

[Angel Tifa]

Hmmm...most memorable anime quotes:

"You better leave her alone if you know whats good for you!"-Kino Makoto/Sailor Jupiter from Sailor Moon. Not only because she's my favorite Sailor Senshi, but the way she is always willing to fight for protecting her friends is always something noble.

"Easy come, easy go."-Faye Valentine from Cowboy Bebop. Because I tend to find that so true . Also the same seems to go for the vice versa; when something is hard to obtain, it never seems to go that easy .

EDIT: Sorry about the quote I listed from an anime that applies to the "Do Not Discuss" titles XD. It's one of my favorites XD.

[mitsuki lover]

I was qouting from the fansub that I was watching which is different from the dub.

"Don't you know if you smoke at your age you won't have healthy babies,
that's what someone told me once."
Madoka to Oryu at the end of Kimagure Orange Road ep.37

[KhakiBlueSocks]

"I need to get rid of my naughty pictures before I die."
- Shinji "Full Metal Panic - Fummofu"


"Hey, I’m scared too, you know. Before I have to die, I would like to at least go to Ohio-ya and eat all the trident-ya that I could, or go to the soba shop in front of the station and gorge myself on super deluxe soba piled high with all the toppings I could want. Then I could die without regrets. That is how I feel."

"It doesn’t cost much to please you."
- Kaname and Shinji "FMP: Fummofu"

"Quiet! We're all busy reflecting on the human conscience right now. You just stay over there and die!"
- Kaname "FMP: Fummofu"

[crazypackersfan]

My favorite quote, or at least the most memorable one is this one:

InuYasha (to Miroku): I don't care whether you live or die, but you're not going to do it while I'm around, got it? I won't be accused of abandoning you. I'm not having any guilt trips. You're not gonna lay that responsibility on me!

[KhakiBlueSocks]

"Can I touch them?"

"Umm...sure."

"So warm..."
- Renton and Eureka (regarding her bright green wings) "Eureka Seven"

"Meow..."
- Madarame "Genshiken" (He has a lot of hillarious lines, but this is the one that I remember off the top of my head!)

[mitsuki lover]

tv man in the street reporter(as Madoka walks off):"I must have been talking to a strict Buddhist."
Kimagure Orange Road ep.38 'Kyosuke's Time Trip,Three Days of Christmas'