Corrupted wish game

[Kaligraphic]

Granted. Good luck asserting property rights.

I wish that I had a bowl of hot beef stew.

[animewarrior]

Granted. However the beef was added after the soup was cooked and is still raw(which I suppose is fine if your a wolf) and the cook added SUPER spicy chilli sauce to the mix.

I wish for a Playstation 3.

[silver_wolf454]

Granted but you can now only speak backwards.

I wish someone would love me......

[Kaligraphic]

Granted, but they love you in a necrophiliac way and want to kill you and then do horrible things to your corpse.

I wish that I had more hard cider here.

[rocklobster]

Granted, but the evil Tira from Soul Calibur comes in and offers them all as souls for the Evil Sword.
I wish the Writer's strike would end before 2008 is over.

[Kaligraphic]

Granted, but it's followed by an actor's strike and a cameraman's strike and a broadcaster's and box office strike. These last into the 2030s.

I wish that Ingemar was really named Angemir.

[Blitzkrieg1701]

Granted, but only because of a strange glitch in the forum that affects everyone. Hope you like being Kilagriphac.

I wish the drought in the South was over.

[Kaligraphic]

Granted, the South is now flooded beyond all historical precedent, and killer eels are infesting the waters. Also, piranha and such.

I wish that Blatzkraeg1701 (aka Blitzkrieg1701) had a little bonsai tree growing out of his head.

[mitsuki lover]

Granted but he now earns more money than anyone else at the CAA because Al Gore succeeded in having him named an endangered
rainforest!

I wish that the next President had the last name of Roosevelt!

[Kaligraphic]

Granted, but his first and middle names are Oscar and Mayer.

I wish that mitsuki lover would have his heart's desire for five minutes.

[mitsuki lover]

Granted it is for five trillion minutes and we can't speak about it.

I wish that I have enough money to get all the anime I want this year!

[Kaligraphic]

Granted, but you get swindled out of it by a smooth-talking conman.

I wish that a large fish would fall out of the sky and land on Zarn Ishtare's head, covering him with fish juice.

[USSRGirl]

Granted, but the fish juice destroys the entire Earth in a flood of fishy judgment.

I wish I had a masamune blade.

[Kaligraphic]

Granted, but it is destroyed by the wave of fishy judgment.

I wish that I had a photo of Temmy covered in cheese.

[Kung_Fu_Master]

Granted, you have a photo of Temmy and it is covered in cheese

I wish I had a wish

[Blitzkrieg1701]

Granted. Too bad you blew it on something as silly as getting the wish itself.

I wish that CAA hosted it's own epic New Year's special with all sorts of big name voice actors were guests, all-star versions of the Goof Off games, a giant box of Pocky dropped during the coutdown to midnight during a kicking firework display, AND EVERYTHING WORKED PERFECTLY!

[Kaligraphic]

Granted, but you miss it, and for the next five years of your life have to endure hearing about how great it was and how horrible it is that you didn't see it.

I wish that there were more real life people with anime hair colors.

[mitsuki lover]

Granted but they all are clones of Hinoki from Betterman and so in the end it just drives you crazy that so many girls have that weird rainbow color hair.

I wish that in my next life I had an android side kick that was named
R.Dorothy Waynewright!

[Kaligraphic]

Granted, but in your next life, you are a toaster.

I wish that somebody would do a Hellsing/Sailor Moon combo movie.

[RidleyofZebes]

Granted, but it is done by an American animation studio with no guidance from the original directors, and is a total bomb.

I wish for cake.

[Kung_Fu_Master]

Granted, but the cake is a lie so you don't get any (Sorry Ridley, the truth hurts)

I wish the cake wasn't a lie so that Ridley could have some

[Kung_Fu_Master]

Granted, but since we can't control gravity yet it never got off the ground (Parden the Pun)

I wish magic was real

[Kaligraphic]

Granted. You are now a newt.

I wish that I could legally murder those people who write the spyware/viruses/asst other malware that I keep ending up cleaning off of people's computers. And spammers. I want to murder them, too.

[mitsuki lover]

Granted.You end up murdering half the 15 year olds in the North American and European continents.Unfortunately the last one you killed
left a virus that will soon destroy civilization as we know it since the
only anti-virus for it was in his head!

I wish that I had a nuke to bomb Kali with!

[Blitzkrieg1701]

Granted. However, Kali just set up an automatic, computer controlled doomsday device designed to irradiate the entire world in the event of a nuclear strike, and you just set it off. Time to head to the mineshafts, guys.

I wish Burger King and KFC would set up a cage match between The King and the Colonel.

[USSRGirl]

Granted, but you don't get tickets.

I wish I had Kal's head on a spike.

[mitsuki lover]

Granted but you have to stand in line as I am first!

I wish that the Clint Eastwood movie 'The Outlaw Josie Wells' was really about Josie And The Pussycats in the Old West!

[Blitzkrieg1701]

Granted. Now we all have to see Clint Eastwood in a wig and leopard skin leotard. *shudder*

I wish Mystery Science Theater 3000 was it's own TV channel

[Kaligraphic]

Granted. It's a shopping network now.

I wish that I could sell sugar casts of my head on top of a pike(the fish) to those of you who want my head on a pike, without running afoul of the "don't use the forum to sell stuff" rule.

[mitsuki lover]

Granted but it becomes such a popular novelty item that Mith decides to make it part of the new CAA store.

I wish that Godzilla Meets Bambi would be turned into a Musical.