http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hIXRgppi04M&eurl=http://www.doujinstyle.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=7262
Download it here kitties: http://www.mediafire.com/?dtjnxdx09eg
P.S. I'm stuck at level 2 and working through it. Lives: -95
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Alexander - Posts: 877
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No way, this is much harder:
http://blog53.fc2.com/k/king75/file/owata.html
Z = jump
X = shoot
R = restart (when you die)
The bottom option on the start screen lets you save at certain points, which you will definitely want.
Oh and you need Japanese fonts turned on.
http://blog53.fc2.com/k/king75/file/owata.html
Z = jump
X = shoot
R = restart (when you die)
The bottom option on the start screen lets you save at certain points, which you will definitely want.
Oh and you need Japanese fonts turned on.
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Mr. SmartyPants - Posts: 12541
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Hard platformer -- hardly the hardest game ever, nor even the hardest platformer I've had the misfortune of attempting.
I was hoping for/expecting a link to Tome-NET or Dwarf Fortress or something.
Still a fun way to kill time =x
I was hoping for/expecting a link to Tome-NET or Dwarf Fortress or something.
Still a fun way to kill time =x
Embraced by a gentle breeze, my heart breaks as I think of you.
All alone at the top of the hill, I watch as the seasons go by.
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Wishing for courage softly, I pray.
There's no going back now, to those tender days when you held me in your arms.
MOES "I can has Sane Sig now?"
All alone at the top of the hill, I watch as the seasons go by.
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Wishing for courage softly, I pray.
There's no going back now, to those tender days when you held me in your arms.
MOES "I can has Sane Sig now?"
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TriezGamer - Posts: 590
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Gah, I am stuck on the second level right after you pick up the flag. I can't pass the dude with the crown-looking thing.
Edit: Beat level 2. Can't beat level 3, though.
Edit: Beat level 2. Can't beat level 3, though.
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Mr. SmartyPants - Posts: 12541
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O.O woooowwww
reminds me of this one mario game voice over with this Italian sounding guy (kinda sounded like Carl from ATHF) XD quite funny..
but wooow.. I'd give this thing up after a while..
>_> *plays it anyways*
EDIT:
ARGH!!! I started out REALLY good! I got to level 2 before I hit -20..(like -13) BUT I KEPT DYING when the friggen cieling falls and you have to get past that stupid spikey doughball ... I got to -135 and gave up XD
reminds me of this one mario game voice over with this Italian sounding guy (kinda sounded like Carl from ATHF) XD quite funny..
but wooow.. I'd give this thing up after a while..
>_> *plays it anyways*
EDIT:
ARGH!!! I started out REALLY good! I got to level 2 before I hit -20..(like -13) BUT I KEPT DYING when the friggen cieling falls and you have to get past that stupid spikey doughball ... I got to -135 and gave up XD
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ChristianKitsune - Posts: 5420
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Mr. SmartyPants wrote:No way, this is much harder:
http://blog53.fc2.com/k/king75/file/owata.html
Z = jump
X = shoot
R = restart (when you die)
The bottom option on the start screen lets you save at certain points, which you will definitely want.
Oh and you need Japanese fonts turned on.
Alexander wrote:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hIXRg...showtopic=7262
Download it here kitties: http://www.mediafire.com/?dtjnxdx09eg
P.S. I'm stuck at level 2 and working through it. Lives: -95
ha ha! these games are flippin impossible for me!!
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"Sometimes we don't present the Gospel well enough for the non-elect to reject it."
- John MacArthur
"In the total expanse of the human life, there is not a single square inch of which Christ, who alone is sovereign, does not declare, 'That is mine'."
- Abraham Kuyper
"God the great Creator of all things doth uphold, direct, dispose, and govern all creatures, actions, and things, from the greatest even to the least, by His most wise and holy providence, according to His infallible foreknowledge and the free and immutable counsel of His own will, to the praise of the glory of His wisdom, power, justice, goodness, and mercy."
- Westminister Confession of Faith (Chapter 5, Section 1)
"The wisdom of God has found a way for the love of God to deliver sinners from the wrath of God all the while upholding the righteousness of God!!"
- John Piper
"Grace is the pleasure of God to magnify the worth of God by giving sinners the right and power to delight in God without obscuring the glory of God!"
-John Piper
"The very One from Whom we need to be saved, is the One Who has saved us."
- R.C. Sproul
"All of Christian life is ceaseless worship of God the Father, through the mediatorship of God the Son, by the indwelling power of God the Spirit, doing what God commands in Scripture, not doing what God forbids in Scripture, in culturally contextualized ways, for the furtherance of the Gospel, when both gathered for adoration, and scattered for action, in joyous response to God's glorious grace."
- Mark Driscoll
"Believers do not pray with the view of informing God about things unknown to Him, or of exciting Him to do His duty, or of urging Him as though He were reluctant. On the contrary, they pray in order that they may arouse themselves to seek Him, that they may exercise their faith in meditating on His promises, that they may relieve themselves from their anxieties by pouring them into His bosom; in a word, that they may declare that from Him alone they hope and expect, both for themselves and for others, all good things."
- Martin Luther
"I have to tell you first that I am ready to die. I have put my affairs in order. Your supreme weapon is killing. My supreme weapon is dying, because when you kill me, people all over Romania will read my books and believe on the God that I preach - even more than they do now."
- Dr. Joseph Ton, the exiled Romanian pastor (quoted by James Montgomery Boice)
"The best prayer I ever prayed had enough sin in it to condemn the whole world."
- John Bunyan
"If the Christian has lost sight of Calvary, that shows that he has lost his way."
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"Sometimes we don't present the Gospel well enough for the non-elect to reject it."
- John MacArthur
"In the total expanse of the human life, there is not a single square inch of which Christ, who alone is sovereign, does not declare, 'That is mine'."
- Abraham Kuyper
"God the great Creator of all things doth uphold, direct, dispose, and govern all creatures, actions, and things, from the greatest even to the least, by His most wise and holy providence, according to His infallible foreknowledge and the free and immutable counsel of His own will, to the praise of the glory of His wisdom, power, justice, goodness, and mercy."
- Westminister Confession of Faith (Chapter 5, Section 1)
"The wisdom of God has found a way for the love of God to deliver sinners from the wrath of God all the while upholding the righteousness of God!!"
- John Piper
"Grace is the pleasure of God to magnify the worth of God by giving sinners the right and power to delight in God without obscuring the glory of God!"
-John Piper
"The very One from Whom we need to be saved, is the One Who has saved us."
- R.C. Sproul
"All of Christian life is ceaseless worship of God the Father, through the mediatorship of God the Son, by the indwelling power of God the Spirit, doing what God commands in Scripture, not doing what God forbids in Scripture, in culturally contextualized ways, for the furtherance of the Gospel, when both gathered for adoration, and scattered for action, in joyous response to God's glorious grace."
- Mark Driscoll
"Believers do not pray with the view of informing God about things unknown to Him, or of exciting Him to do His duty, or of urging Him as though He were reluctant. On the contrary, they pray in order that they may arouse themselves to seek Him, that they may exercise their faith in meditating on His promises, that they may relieve themselves from their anxieties by pouring them into His bosom; in a word, that they may declare that from Him alone they hope and expect, both for themselves and for others, all good things."
- Martin Luther
"I have to tell you first that I am ready to die. I have put my affairs in order. Your supreme weapon is killing. My supreme weapon is dying, because when you kill me, people all over Romania will read my books and believe on the God that I preach - even more than they do now."
- Dr. Joseph Ton, the exiled Romanian pastor (quoted by James Montgomery Boice)
"The best prayer I ever prayed had enough sin in it to condemn the whole world."
- John Bunyan
"If the Christian has lost sight of Calvary, that shows that he has lost his way."
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jon_jinn - Posts: 3261
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Mr. SmartyPants wrote:No way, this is much harder:
http://blog53.fc2.com/k/king75/file/owata.html
Z = jump
X = shoot
R = restart (when you die)
The bottom option on the start screen lets you save at certain points, which you will definitely want.
Oh and you need Japanese fonts turned on.
Guile is waiting on the second screen.
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Fish and Chips - Posts: 4415
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Mr. SmartyPants wrote:No way, this is much harder:
http://blog53.fc2.com/k/king75/file/owata.html
Z = jump
X = shoot
R = restart (when you die)
The bottom option on the start screen lets you save at certain points, which you will definitely want.
Oh and you need Japanese fonts turned on.
I CAN'T EVEN GET TO THE OTHER SIDE. XDD
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Radical Dreamer - Posts: 7950
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Radical Dreamer wrote:I CAN'T EVEN GET TO THE OTHER SIDE. XDD
ha ha! same here! now i don't feel so much like a fool...
woah! i never knew you could turn right at the beginning! but then you have to face this giant bear dude who jumps all around!
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"Sometimes we don't present the Gospel well enough for the non-elect to reject it."
- John MacArthur
"In the total expanse of the human life, there is not a single square inch of which Christ, who alone is sovereign, does not declare, 'That is mine'."
- Abraham Kuyper
"God the great Creator of all things doth uphold, direct, dispose, and govern all creatures, actions, and things, from the greatest even to the least, by His most wise and holy providence, according to His infallible foreknowledge and the free and immutable counsel of His own will, to the praise of the glory of His wisdom, power, justice, goodness, and mercy."
- Westminister Confession of Faith (Chapter 5, Section 1)
"The wisdom of God has found a way for the love of God to deliver sinners from the wrath of God all the while upholding the righteousness of God!!"
- John Piper
"Grace is the pleasure of God to magnify the worth of God by giving sinners the right and power to delight in God without obscuring the glory of God!"
-John Piper
"The very One from Whom we need to be saved, is the One Who has saved us."
- R.C. Sproul
"All of Christian life is ceaseless worship of God the Father, through the mediatorship of God the Son, by the indwelling power of God the Spirit, doing what God commands in Scripture, not doing what God forbids in Scripture, in culturally contextualized ways, for the furtherance of the Gospel, when both gathered for adoration, and scattered for action, in joyous response to God's glorious grace."
- Mark Driscoll
"Believers do not pray with the view of informing God about things unknown to Him, or of exciting Him to do His duty, or of urging Him as though He were reluctant. On the contrary, they pray in order that they may arouse themselves to seek Him, that they may exercise their faith in meditating on His promises, that they may relieve themselves from their anxieties by pouring them into His bosom; in a word, that they may declare that from Him alone they hope and expect, both for themselves and for others, all good things."
- Martin Luther
"I have to tell you first that I am ready to die. I have put my affairs in order. Your supreme weapon is killing. My supreme weapon is dying, because when you kill me, people all over Romania will read my books and believe on the God that I preach - even more than they do now."
- Dr. Joseph Ton, the exiled Romanian pastor (quoted by James Montgomery Boice)
"The best prayer I ever prayed had enough sin in it to condemn the whole world."
- John Bunyan
"If the Christian has lost sight of Calvary, that shows that he has lost his way."
- J.I. Packer[/SIZE]
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"Sometimes we don't present the Gospel well enough for the non-elect to reject it."
- John MacArthur
"In the total expanse of the human life, there is not a single square inch of which Christ, who alone is sovereign, does not declare, 'That is mine'."
- Abraham Kuyper
"God the great Creator of all things doth uphold, direct, dispose, and govern all creatures, actions, and things, from the greatest even to the least, by His most wise and holy providence, according to His infallible foreknowledge and the free and immutable counsel of His own will, to the praise of the glory of His wisdom, power, justice, goodness, and mercy."
- Westminister Confession of Faith (Chapter 5, Section 1)
"The wisdom of God has found a way for the love of God to deliver sinners from the wrath of God all the while upholding the righteousness of God!!"
- John Piper
"Grace is the pleasure of God to magnify the worth of God by giving sinners the right and power to delight in God without obscuring the glory of God!"
-John Piper
"The very One from Whom we need to be saved, is the One Who has saved us."
- R.C. Sproul
"All of Christian life is ceaseless worship of God the Father, through the mediatorship of God the Son, by the indwelling power of God the Spirit, doing what God commands in Scripture, not doing what God forbids in Scripture, in culturally contextualized ways, for the furtherance of the Gospel, when both gathered for adoration, and scattered for action, in joyous response to God's glorious grace."
- Mark Driscoll
"Believers do not pray with the view of informing God about things unknown to Him, or of exciting Him to do His duty, or of urging Him as though He were reluctant. On the contrary, they pray in order that they may arouse themselves to seek Him, that they may exercise their faith in meditating on His promises, that they may relieve themselves from their anxieties by pouring them into His bosom; in a word, that they may declare that from Him alone they hope and expect, both for themselves and for others, all good things."
- Martin Luther
"I have to tell you first that I am ready to die. I have put my affairs in order. Your supreme weapon is killing. My supreme weapon is dying, because when you kill me, people all over Romania will read my books and believe on the God that I preach - even more than they do now."
- Dr. Joseph Ton, the exiled Romanian pastor (quoted by James Montgomery Boice)
"The best prayer I ever prayed had enough sin in it to condemn the whole world."
- John Bunyan
"If the Christian has lost sight of Calvary, that shows that he has lost his way."
- J.I. Packer[/SIZE]
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jon_jinn - Posts: 3261
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Alexander wrote:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hIXRgppi04M&eurl=http://www.doujinstyle.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=7262
Download it here kitties: http://www.mediafire.com/?dtjnxdx09eg
Just watching that video makes it look so frustrating.
I don't think I'll play it anytime soon (if I do) unless I wanna go CrAzY.
I guess it might be a good game, but it has Way to many traps.
I mean by the time you beat the first level you'll probably done this:
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AJV - Posts: 190
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[quote="lwelyk"]That would be Pedobear. ]
Saw that a moment ago, actually. And now I'm wondering why Pedobear is in this game. XDD
Saw that a moment ago, actually. And now I'm wondering why Pedobear is in this game. XDD
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Radical Dreamer - Posts: 7950
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Did anyone realize you could go down as well? As far as I can tell, you can go left and stabbed by the S chain, go right and kill the bear then fall off of a cliff, or trigger the trap, jump underneath the trap, then get kicked to death by some random guy. Addicting.
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I was able to get past the screen to the left! (MAJOR SPOILERS) I was able to do this by jumping on the platform, then, when the spike trap triggered, jump back to the starting platform. Once the spike floor starts dropping, jump on the moving platform, while on the platform, wait for it to move almost all the way to the right, then jump a little bit to the left. Hopefully you will land on the moving platform at the farthest point to the left. Jump once more to the left, and you will make it to the next screen without getting killed by the S ropes! On the next screen there is another bear like creature. It one blocks your bullets with a flurry of punches.
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I was able to get past the screen to the left! (MAJOR SPOILERS) I was able to do this by jumping on the platform, then, when the spike trap triggered, jump back to the starting platform. Once the spike floor starts dropping, jump on the moving platform, while on the platform, wait for it to move almost all the way to the right, then jump a little bit to the left. Hopefully you will land on the moving platform at the farthest point to the left. Jump once more to the left, and you will make it to the next screen without getting killed by the S ropes! On the next screen there is another bear like creature. It one blocks your bullets with a flurry of punches.
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ich1990 - Posts: 1546
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ha ha! i just got past the "Pedobear" and was proceeding onto the next area. unfortunately, i walked right off a sudden cliff! i hate it when the most unexpected thing happens!!
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"Sometimes we don't present the Gospel well enough for the non-elect to reject it."
- John MacArthur
"In the total expanse of the human life, there is not a single square inch of which Christ, who alone is sovereign, does not declare, 'That is mine'."
- Abraham Kuyper
"God the great Creator of all things doth uphold, direct, dispose, and govern all creatures, actions, and things, from the greatest even to the least, by His most wise and holy providence, according to His infallible foreknowledge and the free and immutable counsel of His own will, to the praise of the glory of His wisdom, power, justice, goodness, and mercy."
- Westminister Confession of Faith (Chapter 5, Section 1)
"The wisdom of God has found a way for the love of God to deliver sinners from the wrath of God all the while upholding the righteousness of God!!"
- John Piper
"Grace is the pleasure of God to magnify the worth of God by giving sinners the right and power to delight in God without obscuring the glory of God!"
-John Piper
"The very One from Whom we need to be saved, is the One Who has saved us."
- R.C. Sproul
"All of Christian life is ceaseless worship of God the Father, through the mediatorship of God the Son, by the indwelling power of God the Spirit, doing what God commands in Scripture, not doing what God forbids in Scripture, in culturally contextualized ways, for the furtherance of the Gospel, when both gathered for adoration, and scattered for action, in joyous response to God's glorious grace."
- Mark Driscoll
"Believers do not pray with the view of informing God about things unknown to Him, or of exciting Him to do His duty, or of urging Him as though He were reluctant. On the contrary, they pray in order that they may arouse themselves to seek Him, that they may exercise their faith in meditating on His promises, that they may relieve themselves from their anxieties by pouring them into His bosom; in a word, that they may declare that from Him alone they hope and expect, both for themselves and for others, all good things."
- Martin Luther
"I have to tell you first that I am ready to die. I have put my affairs in order. Your supreme weapon is killing. My supreme weapon is dying, because when you kill me, people all over Romania will read my books and believe on the God that I preach - even more than they do now."
- Dr. Joseph Ton, the exiled Romanian pastor (quoted by James Montgomery Boice)
"The best prayer I ever prayed had enough sin in it to condemn the whole world."
- John Bunyan
"If the Christian has lost sight of Calvary, that shows that he has lost his way."
- J.I. Packer[/SIZE]
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"Sometimes we don't present the Gospel well enough for the non-elect to reject it."
- John MacArthur
"In the total expanse of the human life, there is not a single square inch of which Christ, who alone is sovereign, does not declare, 'That is mine'."
- Abraham Kuyper
"God the great Creator of all things doth uphold, direct, dispose, and govern all creatures, actions, and things, from the greatest even to the least, by His most wise and holy providence, according to His infallible foreknowledge and the free and immutable counsel of His own will, to the praise of the glory of His wisdom, power, justice, goodness, and mercy."
- Westminister Confession of Faith (Chapter 5, Section 1)
"The wisdom of God has found a way for the love of God to deliver sinners from the wrath of God all the while upholding the righteousness of God!!"
- John Piper
"Grace is the pleasure of God to magnify the worth of God by giving sinners the right and power to delight in God without obscuring the glory of God!"
-John Piper
"The very One from Whom we need to be saved, is the One Who has saved us."
- R.C. Sproul
"All of Christian life is ceaseless worship of God the Father, through the mediatorship of God the Son, by the indwelling power of God the Spirit, doing what God commands in Scripture, not doing what God forbids in Scripture, in culturally contextualized ways, for the furtherance of the Gospel, when both gathered for adoration, and scattered for action, in joyous response to God's glorious grace."
- Mark Driscoll
"Believers do not pray with the view of informing God about things unknown to Him, or of exciting Him to do His duty, or of urging Him as though He were reluctant. On the contrary, they pray in order that they may arouse themselves to seek Him, that they may exercise their faith in meditating on His promises, that they may relieve themselves from their anxieties by pouring them into His bosom; in a word, that they may declare that from Him alone they hope and expect, both for themselves and for others, all good things."
- Martin Luther
"I have to tell you first that I am ready to die. I have put my affairs in order. Your supreme weapon is killing. My supreme weapon is dying, because when you kill me, people all over Romania will read my books and believe on the God that I preach - even more than they do now."
- Dr. Joseph Ton, the exiled Romanian pastor (quoted by James Montgomery Boice)
"The best prayer I ever prayed had enough sin in it to condemn the whole world."
- John Bunyan
"If the Christian has lost sight of Calvary, that shows that he has lost his way."
- J.I. Packer[/SIZE]
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jon_jinn - Posts: 3261
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Well I managed to find the levitating platform that I can control. I beat the bear, and then proceeded to the next area.
Annoying, lol.
Annoying, lol.
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Mr. SmartyPants - Posts: 12541
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Sadly SP your hardest game ever is outdated and I've already played it 6 billion times.
MINE is a newer and unheard of game. XD
On level 3, still working at it. Lives: -230
MINE is a newer and unheard of game. XD
On level 3, still working at it. Lives: -230
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Alexander - Posts: 877
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I Wanna be the Guy is harder, IMO. Here's the download link-
http://kayin.pyoko.org/iwbtg/downloads.php
I'm always up for a hard game, though, so this should keep me occupied for a while.
SP: I remember that game... I always die at or a little after Pedobear.
http://kayin.pyoko.org/iwbtg/downloads.php
I'm always up for a hard game, though, so this should keep me occupied for a while.
SP: I remember that game... I always die at or a little after Pedobear.
http://img227.imageshack.us/img227/9109/ffxiiisigte6.jpg
Fabula Nova Crystallis is coming
Fabula Nova Crystallis is coming
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Darkecho - Posts: 32
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I should not download from this location. Therefore...
Left: What is the way to get past the pig (?) that deflects your attacks?
Right: Given how boring it is to beat Pedobear, I don't have much patience for this route. As far as I can tell, my highest possible jump arc from the previous screen still falls a centimeter short. Anyone know what I'm missing?
Down: Alright. I feel slightly redeemed, because I beat this one. The stupid boss explodes when it dies, and this killed me several times just when I was about to win.
I don't have a lot of time for this now, but I will be back. Challenges like this are hard for me to let go. Translations of the signs might help.
Mr. SmartyPants wrote:No way, this is much harder:
http://blog53.fc2.com/k/king75/file/owata.html
Z = jump
X = shoot
R = restart (when you die)
The bottom option on the start screen lets you save at certain points, which you will definitely want.
Oh and you need Japanese fonts turned on.
Left: What is the way to get past the pig (?) that deflects your attacks?
Right: Given how boring it is to beat Pedobear, I don't have much patience for this route. As far as I can tell, my highest possible jump arc from the previous screen still falls a centimeter short. Anyone know what I'm missing?
Down: Alright. I feel slightly redeemed, because I beat this one. The stupid boss explodes when it dies, and this killed me several times just when I was about to win.
I don't have a lot of time for this now, but I will be back. Challenges like this are hard for me to let go. Translations of the signs might help.
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I see you haven't tried Ninja Gaiden. That my friend is one of the hardest video games in history.
Some of my favorite scriptures.
Psalm91
A thousand shall fall at thy side, and ten thousand at thy right hand; but it shall not come nigh thee.
Only with thine eyes shalt thou behold and see the reward of the wicked.
Because thou hast made the LORD, which is my refuge, even the most High, thy habitation;
There shall no evil befall thee, neither shall any plague come nigh thy dwelling.
Hebrews 4-4
1Let us therefore fear, lest, a promise being left us of entering into his rest, any of you should seem to come short of it.
2For unto us was the gospel preached, as well as unto them: but the word preached did not profit them, not being mixed with faith in them that heard it.
3For we which have believed do enter into rest, as he said, As I have sworn in my wrath, if they shall enter into my rest: although the works were finished from the foundation of the world.
4For he spake in a certain place of the seventh day on this wise, And God did rest the seventh day from all his works.
James 4
Submit yourselves, then, to God. Resist the devil, and he will flee from you. Come near to God and he will come near to you. Wash your hands, you sinners, and purify your hearts, you double-minded. Grieve, mourn and wail. Change your laughter to mourning and your joy to gloom. Humble yourselves before the Lord, and he will lift you up.
Revelation 22:14
Blessed are they that do his commandments, that they may have right to the tree of life, and may enter in through the gates into the city.
Psalm91
A thousand shall fall at thy side, and ten thousand at thy right hand; but it shall not come nigh thee.
Only with thine eyes shalt thou behold and see the reward of the wicked.
Because thou hast made the LORD, which is my refuge, even the most High, thy habitation;
There shall no evil befall thee, neither shall any plague come nigh thy dwelling.
Hebrews 4-4
1Let us therefore fear, lest, a promise being left us of entering into his rest, any of you should seem to come short of it.
2For unto us was the gospel preached, as well as unto them: but the word preached did not profit them, not being mixed with faith in them that heard it.
3For we which have believed do enter into rest, as he said, As I have sworn in my wrath, if they shall enter into my rest: although the works were finished from the foundation of the world.
4For he spake in a certain place of the seventh day on this wise, And God did rest the seventh day from all his works.
James 4
Submit yourselves, then, to God. Resist the devil, and he will flee from you. Come near to God and he will come near to you. Wash your hands, you sinners, and purify your hearts, you double-minded. Grieve, mourn and wail. Change your laughter to mourning and your joy to gloom. Humble yourselves before the Lord, and he will lift you up.
Revelation 22:14
Blessed are they that do his commandments, that they may have right to the tree of life, and may enter in through the gates into the city.
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Gabriel 9.0 - Posts: 736
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The pig you get for winning lets you fly and can be taken back to previous screens, so I satisfied my curiosity. To the left is just an "under construction" sign, while to the right you eventually reach a strange block and invisible wall. All I haven't tried to do is see if you can take the pig back into the boss room and through the top hatch before it closes, but I don't have patience for that. I'll consider this one beaten, so perhaps I'll look to the others.
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uc pseudonym - Posts: 15506
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Hopefully beating the original game posted here is enough to forgive a double-post. For the most part it wasn't so much hard as filled with death traps you couldn't possibly forsee. At least the end of level puzzles usually required some thought to navigate the traps (in level 3, when the robot threw the flagpole off the level, I actually laughed).
I've also looked at I Wanna be the Guy, but it seems too long to beat quickly. Perhaps I will return to it during the summer.
However, I do want to say one other thing: these games may be hard, but they're not the hardest. I beat two out of three in under an hour, which I think is completely impossible with a game like Battletoads.
I've also looked at I Wanna be the Guy, but it seems too long to beat quickly. Perhaps I will return to it during the summer.
However, I do want to say one other thing: these games may be hard, but they're not the hardest. I beat two out of three in under an hour, which I think is completely impossible with a game like Battletoads.
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uc pseudonym - Posts: 15506
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Rrrgh. I'm trying that "Life-Ending Game" thing. What the curse!? i FINALLY make it past that first jump and a big column comes down and squashes my character! Whoever designed this game needs to never touch another keyboard again.
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Htom Sirveaux - Posts: 2429
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[quote="lwelyk (post: 1187520)"]That would be Pedobear. ]
Kuma-san actually, being that it's a Japanese game. "Pedobear" is just the moniker attributed to him by ... those people. Kuma-san never had any attachment to the lolicon element either.
Kuma-san actually, being that it's a Japanese game. "Pedobear" is just the moniker attributed to him by ... those people. Kuma-san never had any attachment to the lolicon element either.
Embraced by a gentle breeze, my heart breaks as I think of you.
All alone at the top of the hill, I watch as the seasons go by.
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Wishing for courage softly, I pray.
There's no going back now, to those tender days when you held me in your arms.
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All alone at the top of the hill, I watch as the seasons go by.
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Wishing for courage softly, I pray.
There's no going back now, to those tender days when you held me in your arms.
MOES "I can has Sane Sig now?"
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TriezGamer - Posts: 590
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TriezGamer (post: 1189670) wrote:Kuma-san actually, being that it's a Japanese game. "Pedobear" is just the moniker attributed to him by ... those people. Kuma-san never had any attachment to the lolicon element either.
O_o The more you know...
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SpoonyBard wrote:Rrrgh. I'm trying that "Life-Ending Game" thing. What the curse!? i FINALLY make it past that first jump and a big column comes down and squashes my character! Whoever designed this game needs to never touch another keyboard again.
As far as I can tell, that bar kills you once it hits the ground, no matter where your character is. The only way to get past it is to be off the screen before it touches. It doesn't move until you touch the ground, so try to jump as far as possible.
If anyone else is having trouble with either of those games, I'd be happy to provide solutions. Since I wasted some of my life playing them I may as well help someone else out.
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uc pseudonym - Posts: 15506
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uc pseudonym (post: 1189700) wrote:As far as I can tell, that bar kills you once it hits the ground, no matter where your character is. The only way to get past it is to be off the screen before it touches. It doesn't move until you touch the ground, so try to jump as far as possible.
If anyone else is having trouble with either of those games, I'd be happy to provide solutions. Since I wasted some of my life playing them I may as well help someone else out.
You should write a walkthrough for gamefaqs.com.
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