Corrupted wish game

[Taran]

Granted: but after two seconds it turns back.

I wish that i could make things bigger.

[mitsuki lover]

Granted you have the power to turn everyone 10 pounds heavier by merely looking at their feet.

I wish that the next Presidential debate was on the planet Jurai.

[Kaligraphic]

Granted. A random planet somewhere in the universe is hereby deemed Jurai, and a Presidential debate scheduled there. Nobody knows about it, not even the people booked for it, and nobody knows or cares that it was a flop. mitsuki lover, however, is charged a $50,000 scheduling fee for the debate that didn't happen.

I wish that I had a flying horse.

[Taran]

Granted:but to fly it has to be in a airplane

I wish that my little brother george would turn into a monkey.

[Kaligraphic]

Granted, but so do you, and you're both grounded forever for throwing your poop around.

I wish that ninjas would run for public office.

[Taran]

Granted: but no one knows they are ninja so they don't get any votes.

I wish that I could run for president.

[Kaligraphic]

Granted, you are eligible to run for president of your local anime club. Unlikely to win, but eligible to run.

I wish Naruto would have a real ninja arc, where ninjas like Ryu Hayabusa would come in and just own everybody.

[rocklobster]

Granted, but Naruto fans revolt and Naruto Shippuden is cancelled with Naruto never achieving his dream.
I wish there was a TV series based on the DC Comic 100 Bullets.

[Taran]

Granted: now over in a little country that nobody has ever heard ther is tv series based on the DC Comic 100 Bullets.

I wish that I would write a popular song.

[mitsuki lover]

Granted but it turns out that the song was really written by Ringo Starr and he sues your pants off.

I wish that Hikaru from Kimagure Orange Road was my wife.

[Taran]

Granted: but she has to remain 2d otherwise she will disappear.

I wish that I had A cool sword.

[GeneD]

Granted: but it was so cool it froze your hand off and now you can't use it.

I wish that I had unlimited bandwidth!

[Kaligraphic]

Granted, you have an unlimited bandwidth connection to /dev/nul. Stuff gets ignored faster than you can send it.

I wish that I had an invincible battle tank.

[Taran]

Granted:but its the size of a pea so it can't anything but bugs.

I wish that I had UFO.

[mitsuki lover]

Granted it is the size of a walnut.

I wish that Sci Fi would run a marathon of Bugs Bunny vs. Marty The Martian 'toons on Christmas.

[mathgrant]

Granted, but the more popular Bugs Bunny vs Marvin the Martian cartoons all get destroyed in a fire.

I wish this jigsaw puzzle would solve itself.

[Kaligraphic]

Granted, but the solution destroys its sanity and turns it into a mind-rending jigsaw puzzle of horror.

I wish that more people would refer to fruitcakes as "Ancient Forbidden Fruitcakes of Unspeakable Evil".

[Blitzkrieg1701]

Granted. Unfortunatley, the Ancient Forbidden Fruitcakes of Unspeakable Evil decide to speed up their plans for world domination when people start talking about what they really are. Any home humanity had of resistance is now gone forever.

I wish Mannheim Steamroller recorded an album of Anime themes.

[Kaligraphic]

Granted, but they never released it, and it is sitting in some vault somewhere, forgotten.

I wish that I hadn't sold my spare March Hat so early.

[Taran]

Granted:but it's three times smaller now.

I wish that I got a deer the size of a big horse.

[mitsuki lover]

Granted but you are now being sued by the entire nation of Ireland because it was the last Irish Elk around!

I wish that Ayeka was the leader of the Free World!

[Kaligraphic]

Granted. Free World is an amusement park, called that because it's free to get in. It's also just about the least amusing amusement park around. In fact, most peope call it a parking lot.

I wish that horses could fly.

[mitsuki lover]

Granted horses now fly and Satan is skating to work and Hilary is Dictator of North America...now are you HAPPY?

I wish I had roommates named Ayeka,Ryoko,Mihoshi,Washu and Sasami!

[Kaligraphic]

Granted, but they're all anime-obsessed male otaku who insist on cosplaying as those characters 24/7. And good luck getting the pizza stains out of the carpet.

I wish that mitsuki lover had his own TV show.

[Ratrace]

Granted, but his brain explodes when he learns he gets to star in his own live action harem anime.

I wish brains where dynamite and the creator of big brother was in the same building as ml.

[mitsuki lover]

Granted you are now the new voice actress for Ayane on Gatekeepers 21
too bad Geneon's out of buisness though.

I wish that I had the power to make Kaligraphic into a Cheesehead!
And I do mean a LITERAL head of cheese!

[Kaligraphic]

Granted, you have all the power it would take to do that, in electrical form, coursing through your body at this very minute. Unfortunately, this is too much power for a human to handle safely, and it incinerates you.

I wish that I had a life-sized replica of Buckingham Palace - made out of red Jell-O.

[Blitzkrieg1701]

Granted. You now also have the highest concentration of flies and ants at one spot in the entire world.

I wish I was the manager of a band of singing robots who perform Beatles songs

[Kung_Fu_Master]

Granted, but lacy dies from your cooking and you get send to jail

I wish everyone in the world could be peaceful

[Kaligraphic]

Granted, everybody in the world is dead.

I wish that people were still alive.