Corrupted wish game

[Peanut]

Granted, but it's so sunny that everyone goes blind and is no longer able to enjoy the light the sun gives off.

I wish I had some awesome super powers.

[Taran]

Granted:you can turn into a earthworm.

I wish that I could make cool things.

[Kaligraphic]

Granted, you have access to a refrigerator.

I wish that octopi could run for President.

[Taran]

Granted:but octopi always loses.

I wish that it was possible to eat more on thanksgiving without feeling sick.

[faithfighter]

granted but you become as fat as a beached whale ^_^

I wish I could find the cure for loneliness

[Peanut]

Granted, you're now a schizophrenic.

I wish it were thanksgiving every day.

[Kaligraphic]

Granted, but nobody does anything for it anymore, so the effect is the same as if there was no Thanksgiving.

I wish that cheese could talk.

[Peanut]

Granted, but it talks about nothing that interests you or anyone else.

I wish cheese could swim.

[Kaligraphic]

Granted, cheese now swims around in your stomach, and then chews its way out. This only happens to you.

I wish that space monsters would invade and eat people's brains.

[USSRGirl]

Granted. But it is soon revealed that humanity has never had nor will have brains. It was all a government propagated hoax all along to make you feel better about yourselves.

I wish Peanut would dress up as Master Tonberry for cosplay.

[mitsuki lover]

Granted Peanut will do that as soon as you pay him $4000 to do so and remind him who the heck he's supposed to be.

I wish that the next President of the U.S. was Rally Cheyenne from
Silent Mobius!

[Blitzkrieg1701]

Granted, but she is soon impeached by her political rivals in the Lucifer Hawk party and forced to resign. Her successor? Vice-President Ruri Hoshino.

I wish outer space was made out of toys.

[MangArtist]

Granted-Then they crash into Earth and destroy it.

I wish my drawings would come to life.

[Peanut]

Granted, it comes to life and kills you.

I wish I knew what to do.

[Kaligraphic]

Granted, you now know that you must travel into Mordor, to Mt. Doom, to cast the One Ring into the fire. Unfortunately, you have no idea how to get there, or where to find this One Ring.

I wish that I could make my eyes look like the Eye of Sauron.

[mitsuki lover]

Granted you now have one gigantic eye that glows in the dark.On the downside there's a party of Hobbits,Men,Dwarf and Elf out to kill ya!

I wish that the next Batman movie would feature Adam West again.

[RidleyofZebes]

Granted, but it's only a camio.

I wish that they would put anime back on the local stations in my area.

[Blitzkrieg1701]

Granted, but only at 4 am... and it's nothing but an hour of Flint The Time Detective

I wish I was a space cowboy

[Taran]

Granted:but you obessed over getting milk from the milky way and you fall in and can't get out.

I wish that I had cool ninja skills.

[mitsuki lover]

Granted you now have the skills of Kiba from Naruto,unforutnately you now have dog allergies.

I wish that Sasami Jurai Masaki would go on The Iron Chef with Ryoko
and Tenchi as her Sou Chefs!

[Blitzkrieg1701]

Granted, but a special guest Iron Chef turns out to be Washu and her army of indestructible bioenginered superpowered cooking drones. Kitchen Stadium doesn't stand a chance.

I wish there was a Herbie: The Love Bug racing game

[Taran]

Granted: But you there is no point to the game so you just go around in circles

I wish that I had invented the wii

[mitsuki lover]

Granted but you loose money every time says 'Wii' because the French have sued you for infringing on the copyright use of the word 'Oui' and because 'Wii' and 'Oui' sound too much alike you are now $400,000,000,000,000,000,000,555.99 in the hole to the French government.

I wish that All Cultural Catgirl Nuku,Nuku was the next big thing on
Adult Swim.

[Blitzkrieg1701]

Granted. All Cultural Catgirl Nuku Nuku has the highest ratings of any anime on Adult Swim... which means it still doesn't pull in half the viewers of a single episode of 12 oz. Mouse or Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job!

I wish I could teleport anywhere instantly

[Kaligraphic]

Granted, but you can't control where or when, and it could literally be anywhere. Your first random jump puts you somewhere in Andromeda, and the vacuum kills you. Your corpse continues to teleport randomly around the universe.

I wish that cheese danishes grew on trees.

[Taran]

Granted: But they only grow on a special tree and nobody knows where it is.

I wish that I could go back in time.

[mitsuki lover]

Granted you now have the ability to go back 6 seconds in time.

I wish that the metric system was outlawed.

[Blitzkrieg1701]

Granted. However, all other systems of measurement are outlawed as well as part of the invading forces from Omicron Persei VIII's plan to render humans little more than ignorant, thoughtless cattle used for food and occasional recreational sports.

I wish Christmas Trees never got old and dried up.

[Kaligraphic]

Granted, but after about a week, they start getting really moist and smelly, until they eventually turn into a pile of rancid goo.

I wish that I could turn things into goo at will.

[mathgrant]

Granted, but the only things you can turn into goo are your own body parts, and you can't change them back.

I wish I had the ability to turn goo into things at will.