Corrupted wish game

[Kaligraphic]

Granted. Did you know that a small percentage of the population actually react negatively to the treatment, and it just causes the lasagna to worsen? I say this because...

I wish that Texas actually referred to two states, East Texa and West Texa.

[mathgrant]

Granted! The Austin Wall was recently erected to separate East Texa and West Texa However, it will fall on November 9, 2035, making history classes for future generations that much more difficult and painful to sit through. Thanks a lot.

I wish I had a perfect life.

[Raiden no Kishi]

You get a purrfect life, full of cats. Too bad you're fatally allergic!

I wish I had a nickel.

.rai//

[mathgrant]

Granted! The next time you eat at McFastfoodplace's, you buy $12.73 worth of food. You pay with a $20 bill, and the cashier gives you JUST a nickel in change! Wow! A bright, shiny nickel of pure pleasure, and no other money to get in the way and adulterate said pure pleasure! YAYYYYYYY!!!!!!!

I wish I actually had the powers of ice, fire, lightning, and fruit smoothies.

[Kaligraphic]

Granted. The powers of ice, fire, and lightning are now coursing through your body through some frayed power cord insulation. You are currently being electrocuted. Instead of helping you, people are throwing fruit smoothies at you.

I wish that I could have an 800MB .avi as my avatar.

[Ratrace]

Granted, but the technology to view it in all it's splendour hasn't been invented yet.

I wish there were more mad scientists in the world.

[Kaligraphic]

Granted, and they're all researching ways to use you in horrible and painful experiments.

I wish that bananas could talk.

[Tsukuyomi]

Granted.. granted.. granted... Now every time you are about to close your eyes to go to sleeeeeep or just take a nap, you will hear the Bananas In Pajamas theme song ^_^

I wish I could have fullfilled Kali's wish better ^_^

[Kaligraphic]

Granted, you fulfilled his wish by becoming his servant for life. Now you have to cook, clean and do odd jobs for him.

I wish that I knew how to make better tea.

[Tsukuyomi]

Granted, tis better but now lethal in all 50 states o.o

I wish I lived in the Narutoverse (is listening to Saddness and Sorrow).

[~darkelfgirl~]

Wish granted. Therefore, you have to go to ninja school, train, and battle giant snakes and rogue ninjas--without pay or vacations.

I wish I could eat sushi right now.

[mathgrant]

RIGHT NOW??!?!?!!? Oh crap! I have to fix sushi right now!

*fixes sushi, but doesn't have time to cook it*

Here you go! Raw sushi! Pray you don't get E coli! Or whatever viruses fish have!

I wish I had been given more time to make the sushi.

[Kaligraphic]

Granted, you had 24 hours. But you had to make the sushi out of giant snakes, which you first had to find and kill. And you came down with lasagna while doing it.

I wish that eels could scream.

[~darkelfgirl~]

Granted, now people that live near Loch Ness can't sleep at night.

I wish I could draw anatomically better.

[Tsukuyomi]

Granted, but in return you had to surrender your soul to me MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA.. HA!!!

I wish I had two giant fighting fans *shrugs*

[Kaligraphic]

Granted. Two sumo wrestlers are quite taken with you, and often fight over you. They also follow you around all the time. It must be quite interesting trying to shop for groceries with sumo wrestlers fighting over you in the aisles.

I wish that ~darkelfgirl~ didn't have the '~' characters around her username.

[Chrysolite]

Granted, but her username is just reversed to darkelfgirl~darkelfgirl.

I wish I had a ton of inspiration for my stories that I could pull out of thin air whenever I need it.

[Blitzkrieg1701]

Granted. You're now so inspired that you HAVE to write ever second of every day. You can't stop to eat, you can't stop to sleep, you can't stop to bathe... IT'S TAKEN OVER YOUR LIFE!!!

I wish I had a pizza made out of candy.

[Tsukuyomi]

Granted, but it's the yucky icky kinds that on one dares touch.. Like Popcorn flavored Dumb Dumb Pops

I wish I had another Bear Claw u_u

[Kaligraphic]

Granted, but you it's connected to a bear - and the bear is clawing you!

Ugh! Ooh! Oof! Ouch! Ugh!

You lose 57 hit points.


I wish that more people were named Mordecai.

[Sakura15]

Granted but they are all you're mortal enemies and try to hunt you down

I wish I could fly

[Kaligraphic]

Granted, you can fly. Unfortunately, you can't control your flight, and end up hit by a 727 at 30,000 feet.

I wish that Ingemar would do more tournament writing.

[Blitzkrieg1701]

Granted, but it's in a cage fighting tournament and doesn't go over too well.

I wish time was cubic.

[Kaligraphic]

Granted. This has deep and far-reaching implications regarding the nature of spacetime, however the most easily observable side effect is that toy rubber pigs repeatedly appear out of nowhere to cause you harm, embarassment, and misery.

I wish that I had 8TB of storage for my home network.

[Blitzkrieg1701]

Granted, but a sudden attack by a major, killer virus means that you can't really do much with it.

I wish I got to go see an awesome concert with all the obscure Jrock bands I like.

[mathgrant]

Granted! You and all of the obscure Jrock bands you like get to watch an "awesome" rap concert.

I wish Picross DS were even more fun than it already is!

[Blitzkrieg1701]

Granted. It's now so awesome that even touching your DS causes you to burst into flames!

I wish I had some actual cosplay talent.

[Kaligraphic]

Granted, but only for cosplaying as 700 lb women in bikinis. Why are you cosplaying as 700 lb women in bikinis anyway? Get away from me, you sick freak.

I wish that people wouldn't try to post on Internet forums while drunk.

[Ratrace]

Granted, but the normal/idiot ratio changes so little no one notices.

I wish mad scientist was a viable job.

[Blitzkrieg1701]

Granted, but you can't get hired. Back to the Convenience Mart!

I wish U2 was actually a bunch of dolphins in human costumes.