Corrupted wish game

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Thu Aug 16, 2007 2:58 pm

Granted, they can be seen clearly by those with the ability to see in the ultraviolet range.

I wish that Smuckers would release Mordecai Jam.

Postby **Ratrace** » Thu Aug 16, 2007 11:15 pm

Granted, but 3000+ year old jewish man jam just doesn't sell well.

I wish the Firefox dictionary was more inclusive. Just for words like "anime" and "firefox".

Postby **mitsuki lover** » Fri Aug 17, 2007 12:53 pm

Granted the Klingon and Bajoran versions of Firefox now have
300 definitions of 'anime' and 'firefox' between them,however to access them you must live in the 24th century.

I wish that Harry Potter was really Seska from Voyager!

Postby **Ratrace** » Fri Aug 17, 2007 2:15 pm

Granted, but everyone attributes his strange behaviour to an unusual wizard's disease when he was young and her plans continue in a much more boring manor.

I wish people's nails grow an inch when they lie.

Postby **~darkelfgirl~** » Fri Aug 17, 2007 2:37 pm

Granted, now people can slash others with their wolverine claws.

I wish I had green eyes.

Postby **Ratrace** » Fri Aug 17, 2007 2:44 pm

Granted, but they glow all the time and keep you awake.

I wish my sister would stop pestering my about dog breeds.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Fri Aug 17, 2007 3:14 pm

Granted, now she pesters you all the time about dog breads. Enjoy the dissertations on puppynickel.

I wish that every city council meeting in the United States required a pig to be present.

Postby **mitsuki lover** » Sat Aug 18, 2007 2:29 pm

Granted it is now required that every city or town meeting be attended by a clone of either Babe or Arnold Zifull plus at least two dancing bananas!
:dance:

:dance:

I wish The Dog Whisperer would do something about Hawkeye's dog on
FMA.

Postby **Ratrace** » Sat Aug 18, 2007 2:32 pm

Granted, he needs two months, a computer and a new script.

I wish the common cold gave people temporary mutant powers.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Sat Aug 18, 2007 2:47 pm

Granted, but those temporary mutant powers only extend to massively increased mucus production.

I wish that cows could fly.

Postby **Ratrace** » Sat Aug 18, 2007 2:49 pm

Granted, but only over major roads during rush hour.

I wish it was cheaper to get the consequences of that last wish of a windscreen.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Sat Aug 18, 2007 3:06 pm

Granted, being hit by flying cow droppings without a windscreen is now a ticketable offense worth $5000. You can, of course, get out of it by showing the officer the remains of your windscreen.

I wish that the 405 highway wasn't so massively evil.

Postby **Ratrace** » Sat Aug 18, 2007 3:14 pm

Granted, its now massively weevil and you have to find out how it feels to Tokyo in an old Godzilla film.

I wish all pet owners got paid £20 a day.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Sat Aug 18, 2007 3:18 pm

Granted, they get paid £20 a day, no more. Now pet owners lose their homes, are unable to feed their families, and generally become an underclass incapable of ever making more than £20.

I wish that rent-a-zilla really existed.

Postby **Ratrace** » Sat Aug 18, 2007 3:23 pm

Granted, but even the people on £20 a day can get one and civilisation lasts a week after it opens.

I wish revenge was a dish best served with pie.

Postby **mathgrant** » Wed Aug 22, 2007 10:10 am

Granted, now people throw pie in each other's faces to exact revenge.

I wish I had lasagna.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Wed Aug 22, 2007 8:32 pm

Granted. You have lasagna, where lasagna means some horribly fatal disease that will cause you to die screaming in agony.

I wish that more people had lasagna.

Postby **mathgrant** » Thu Aug 23, 2007 5:04 am

Granted. Now you and I both have lasagna! 2 is more than 1, eh?

I wish Kaligraphic and I didn't have lasagna, nor any other horribly fatal diseases.

Postby **firestorm** » Thu Aug 23, 2007 6:42 am

Granted now you both have a really bad case of the common cold (which was fatal back around the 1800's I think.. good luck to ya

)

I wish The Transformers existed.

Postby **Sam*ron** » Thu Aug 23, 2007 4:48 pm

Granted! Oh, your car just ran away...

I wish Superman was real! XD

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Thu Aug 23, 2007 5:25 pm

Granted, but he came down with lasagna and died.

I wish you hadn't killed Superman.

Postby **Sam*ron** » Thu Aug 23, 2007 5:45 pm

Granted! I didn't kill him, you did!

I wish I had a muffin.

Postby **Felix** » Thu Aug 23, 2007 5:56 pm

Granted, but you develop an unfortunate case of Muffin Intolerance and must resort to eating... substitue muffins. ~(o.o)~

I wish bell-bottoms were back in style.

Postby **Sam*ron** » Fri Aug 24, 2007 1:22 pm

[...wait, they aren't in style? o.o]

GRANTED! But then you accidentally chopped off your legs. XD [gomen]

I wish, that converse were cheaper!

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Fri Aug 24, 2007 5:25 pm

Granted, but that's because people who buy them tend to contract deadly cases of lasagna.

I wish that Photoshop was cheaper.

Postby **~darkelfgirl~** » Fri Aug 24, 2007 5:30 pm

Granted, but then the quality falls--it turns out to be MS Paint.

I wish I could actually understand the stuff I was reading in AP Lit.

Postby **Sam*ron** » Fri Aug 24, 2007 5:50 pm

Granted! But no one else understands AP Lit either, so now everyone misunderstands you.

I wish I wasn't so cold. o.o

Postby **mathgrant** » Sat Aug 25, 2007 9:24 am

Granted! Did you know that one of the symptoms of lasagna is fever? I say this because. . .

I wish the PokÃ©mon Ninetales were real, and I could hug it!

Postby **Banana-chan** » Sat Aug 25, 2007 10:56 am

Wish granted but you burst into flames instantly the minute you try to hug it.

I wish I was a pokemon!!!

Postby **mathgrant** » Sat Aug 25, 2007 12:46 pm

Granted! You're Magikarp!

I wish we could find a cure for lasagna.

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