Granted, but you only stay that character for 1 minute
I wish I had A new printer.
Corrupted wish game
Footprints in the sand by Carolyn Joyce Carty
One night a man had a dream. He dreamed he was walking along the beach with the lord.
Across the sky flashed scenes from his life. For each scene he noticed two sets of foot prints in the sand: one belonging to him the other to the lord.
When the last scene of his life flashed before him, he looked back at the foot prints in the sand.
He noticed that name times along the path of his life there was only one set o footprints.
He also noticed that it was at the lowest and saddest times of his life.
This really bothered him and he questioned the lord about it:
"lord, you said once i decided to follow you, you'd walk with me all the way. But i have noticed during the most troublesome times in my life, there is only one set of foot prints. I dont understand why when i needed you most you would leave me."
The lord replied:
"My son, my precious child, I love you and would never leave you. During your times of trial and suffering, when you see only one set of footprints, it was then that i carried you."
One night a man had a dream. He dreamed he was walking along the beach with the lord.
Across the sky flashed scenes from his life. For each scene he noticed two sets of foot prints in the sand: one belonging to him the other to the lord.
When the last scene of his life flashed before him, he looked back at the foot prints in the sand.
He noticed that name times along the path of his life there was only one set o footprints.
He also noticed that it was at the lowest and saddest times of his life.
This really bothered him and he questioned the lord about it:
"lord, you said once i decided to follow you, you'd walk with me all the way. But i have noticed during the most troublesome times in my life, there is only one set of foot prints. I dont understand why when i needed you most you would leave me."
The lord replied:
"My son, my precious child, I love you and would never leave you. During your times of trial and suffering, when you see only one set of footprints, it was then that i carried you."
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chelle0227 - Posts: 163
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Granted but it uses ink not known to man
I wish I had a steak
I wish I had a steak
I am the bone of my sword
Steel is my body and fire is my blood
I have created over a thousand blades
Unknown to death
Nor known to life
Have withstood pain to create many weapons
Yet these hands shall never hold anything
So, as I pray, "Unlimited Blade Works"
Note: The chant for Unlimited Blade Works (UBW)
Steel is my body and fire is my blood
I have created over a thousand blades
Unknown to death
Nor known to life
Have withstood pain to create many weapons
Yet these hands shall never hold anything
So, as I pray, "Unlimited Blade Works"
Note: The chant for Unlimited Blade Works (UBW)
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Themanofchrist - Posts: 211
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- Location: Where it rains........
Granted, but it is made from a rock.
I wish I had a new bed.
I wish I had a new bed.
Footprints in the sand by Carolyn Joyce Carty
One night a man had a dream. He dreamed he was walking along the beach with the lord.
Across the sky flashed scenes from his life. For each scene he noticed two sets of foot prints in the sand: one belonging to him the other to the lord.
When the last scene of his life flashed before him, he looked back at the foot prints in the sand.
He noticed that name times along the path of his life there was only one set o footprints.
He also noticed that it was at the lowest and saddest times of his life.
This really bothered him and he questioned the lord about it:
"lord, you said once i decided to follow you, you'd walk with me all the way. But i have noticed during the most troublesome times in my life, there is only one set of foot prints. I dont understand why when i needed you most you would leave me."
The lord replied:
"My son, my precious child, I love you and would never leave you. During your times of trial and suffering, when you see only one set of footprints, it was then that i carried you."
One night a man had a dream. He dreamed he was walking along the beach with the lord.
Across the sky flashed scenes from his life. For each scene he noticed two sets of foot prints in the sand: one belonging to him the other to the lord.
When the last scene of his life flashed before him, he looked back at the foot prints in the sand.
He noticed that name times along the path of his life there was only one set o footprints.
He also noticed that it was at the lowest and saddest times of his life.
This really bothered him and he questioned the lord about it:
"lord, you said once i decided to follow you, you'd walk with me all the way. But i have noticed during the most troublesome times in my life, there is only one set of foot prints. I dont understand why when i needed you most you would leave me."
The lord replied:
"My son, my precious child, I love you and would never leave you. During your times of trial and suffering, when you see only one set of footprints, it was then that i carried you."
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chelle0227 - Posts: 163
- Joined: Sun Feb 18, 2007 3:29 pm
- Location: Illinois
Granted but the springs are broken
I wish I had a broken computer
I wish I had a broken computer
I am the bone of my sword
Steel is my body and fire is my blood
I have created over a thousand blades
Unknown to death
Nor known to life
Have withstood pain to create many weapons
Yet these hands shall never hold anything
So, as I pray, "Unlimited Blade Works"
Note: The chant for Unlimited Blade Works (UBW)
Steel is my body and fire is my blood
I have created over a thousand blades
Unknown to death
Nor known to life
Have withstood pain to create many weapons
Yet these hands shall never hold anything
So, as I pray, "Unlimited Blade Works"
Note: The chant for Unlimited Blade Works (UBW)
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Themanofchrist - Posts: 211
- Joined: Tue Aug 31, 2004 8:00 pm
- Location: Where it rains........
Here, take mine.
I wish my TV would work.
I wish my TV would work.
[color=purple][font=Tahoma][color=royalblue]"But those who wait on the Lord shall renew their strength; they shall mount up with wings like eagles, they shall run and not be weary, they shall walk and not faint."--[/color]Isaiah 40:31
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Granted, it leaves your house before dawn to go to work, and gets back late at night smelling of alcohol. Also, it has a gambling problem, and it drinks and gambles away all of its earnings, plus whatever you leave around the house.
I wish that fish could sing.
I wish that fish could sing.
The cake used to be a lie like you, but then it took a portal to the deception core.
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Kaligraphic - Posts: 2002
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Granted, they can sing "This is a Song that gets on everybody's nerves," out of tune and in the wrong key...
I wish Kaligraphic wasn't in my mind...
I wish Kaligraphic wasn't in my mind...
CAA's Resident Starcraft Expert
goldenspines wrote:Its only stealing if you don't get caught.
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mitsuki lover - Posts: 8486
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mitsuki lover wrote:Granted he is now your evil SIAMESE twin brother!
I wish that K.Ayato would be nicer to me!
granted now he tortures only half as much.
I wish I could use emoticons in real life to show my feelings.
Come check my facebook fan page here If you want to see some great photography and art!
I am currently on my 4th draft of the script for Canvas! Canvas is a watercolor animated short about how everything declares of a Creator and how everything happens for a reason. If anyone would like to help by sending me resources on watercolor or animation it would be greatly appreciated!
I am also on my 1st draft of a short live-action Romcom called "Behind Every Good Man! Behind Every Good Man is about a Bride-to-be, Evelyn, who must stop her Mother-in-Law, Pamela, from living her dream wedding through Evelyn's. Along the way she learns what it means to be a Woman of Integrity today! If anyone wants to help let me know!
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I am currently on my 4th draft of the script for Canvas! Canvas is a watercolor animated short about how everything declares of a Creator and how everything happens for a reason. If anyone would like to help by sending me resources on watercolor or animation it would be greatly appreciated!
I am also on my 1st draft of a short live-action Romcom called "Behind Every Good Man! Behind Every Good Man is about a Bride-to-be, Evelyn, who must stop her Mother-in-Law, Pamela, from living her dream wedding through Evelyn's. Along the way she learns what it means to be a Woman of Integrity today! If anyone wants to help let me know!
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firestorm - Posts: 731
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Granted, now the collar's glued to your dog, and he also has a suit to match, hehe.
I wish my mom would overcome her fear of ships and the ocean.
I wish my mom would overcome her fear of ships and the ocean.
[color=purple][font=Tahoma][color=royalblue]"But those who wait on the Lord shall renew their strength; they shall mount up with wings like eagles, they shall run and not be weary, they shall walk and not faint."--[/color]Isaiah 40:31
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~darkelfgirl~ - Posts: 720
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Granted, but now she lives on a raft and is afraid of the land.
I wish that radishes would scream when you eat them.
I wish that radishes would scream when you eat them.
The cake used to be a lie like you, but then it took a portal to the deception core.
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Kaligraphic - Posts: 2002
- Joined: Wed Jul 21, 2004 12:00 pm
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granted but J.K Rowling no sues you for copyright infringement (remember the Mandrakes from the chamber of secrets? lol).
I wish I had the world's biggest mango tree in my backyard.
I wish I had the world's biggest mango tree in my backyard.
Come check my facebook fan page here If you want to see some great photography and art!
I am currently on my 4th draft of the script for Canvas! Canvas is a watercolor animated short about how everything declares of a Creator and how everything happens for a reason. If anyone would like to help by sending me resources on watercolor or animation it would be greatly appreciated!
I am also on my 1st draft of a short live-action Romcom called "Behind Every Good Man! Behind Every Good Man is about a Bride-to-be, Evelyn, who must stop her Mother-in-Law, Pamela, from living her dream wedding through Evelyn's. Along the way she learns what it means to be a Woman of Integrity today! If anyone wants to help let me know!
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I am currently on my 4th draft of the script for Canvas! Canvas is a watercolor animated short about how everything declares of a Creator and how everything happens for a reason. If anyone would like to help by sending me resources on watercolor or animation it would be greatly appreciated!
I am also on my 1st draft of a short live-action Romcom called "Behind Every Good Man! Behind Every Good Man is about a Bride-to-be, Evelyn, who must stop her Mother-in-Law, Pamela, from living her dream wedding through Evelyn's. Along the way she learns what it means to be a Woman of Integrity today! If anyone wants to help let me know!
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firestorm - Posts: 731
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Granted, but now it's rotten.
I wish Barney never aired on PBS.
I wish Barney never aired on PBS.
"Before I formed you in the womb I knew you, and before you were born I consecrated you. I appointed you to be a prophet of all nations."
--Jeremiah 1:5
Hit me up on social media!
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I'm also on Amino as Radical Edward, and on Reddit as Rocklobster as well.
click here for my playlist!
my last fm profile!
--Jeremiah 1:5
Hit me up on social media!
https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100007205508246<--Facebook
I'm also on Amino as Radical Edward, and on Reddit as Rocklobster as well.
click here for my playlist!
my last fm profile!
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rocklobster - Posts: 8903
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granted, but he aired on mtv instead.
I wish I was rich!
I wish I was rich!
What's up? I'm an archaeologist, traveler, and Trekky.
I blog about my adventures as a traveler here:
http://unsettledvoyage.blogspot.com
I blog about my adventures as an alien hunting cowgirl in a parallel universe here:
http://alternatevoyage.blogspot.com
I blog about my adventures as a traveler here:
http://unsettledvoyage.blogspot.com
I blog about my adventures as an alien hunting cowgirl in a parallel universe here:
http://alternatevoyage.blogspot.com
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teen4truth - Posts: 808
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- Location: Out in the final frontier
You're rich, all right. Rich as in Bob's partner in the country music duo Big & Rich, that is! Now you're doomed to write and sing crappy country music all your life! NOOOOOOOOOO!!!
I wish all these mangas weren't rated Teen.
I wish all these mangas weren't rated Teen.
MOES
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- mathgrant
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Granted, now they're rated F for Flammable. And they're on fire.
I wish that the hills were alive with the sound of music.
I wish that the hills were alive with the sound of music.
The cake used to be a lie like you, but then it took a portal to the deception core.
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Kaligraphic - Posts: 2002
- Joined: Wed Jul 21, 2004 12:00 pm
- Location: The catbox of DOOM!
Granted, but now everyone is covered in ink from head to toe
I wish I had cable.
I wish I had cable.
Footprints in the sand by Carolyn Joyce Carty
One night a man had a dream. He dreamed he was walking along the beach with the lord.
Across the sky flashed scenes from his life. For each scene he noticed two sets of foot prints in the sand: one belonging to him the other to the lord.
When the last scene of his life flashed before him, he looked back at the foot prints in the sand.
He noticed that name times along the path of his life there was only one set o footprints.
He also noticed that it was at the lowest and saddest times of his life.
This really bothered him and he questioned the lord about it:
"lord, you said once i decided to follow you, you'd walk with me all the way. But i have noticed during the most troublesome times in my life, there is only one set of foot prints. I dont understand why when i needed you most you would leave me."
The lord replied:
"My son, my precious child, I love you and would never leave you. During your times of trial and suffering, when you see only one set of footprints, it was then that i carried you."
One night a man had a dream. He dreamed he was walking along the beach with the lord.
Across the sky flashed scenes from his life. For each scene he noticed two sets of foot prints in the sand: one belonging to him the other to the lord.
When the last scene of his life flashed before him, he looked back at the foot prints in the sand.
He noticed that name times along the path of his life there was only one set o footprints.
He also noticed that it was at the lowest and saddest times of his life.
This really bothered him and he questioned the lord about it:
"lord, you said once i decided to follow you, you'd walk with me all the way. But i have noticed during the most troublesome times in my life, there is only one set of foot prints. I dont understand why when i needed you most you would leave me."
The lord replied:
"My son, my precious child, I love you and would never leave you. During your times of trial and suffering, when you see only one set of footprints, it was then that i carried you."
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chelle0227 - Posts: 163
- Joined: Sun Feb 18, 2007 3:29 pm
- Location: Illinois
Granted but the only show you can get now is Real World on MTV.
I wish that they would replace presidential candidate debates with college women's hockey on C-SPAN.
I wish that they would replace presidential candidate debates with college women's hockey on C-SPAN.
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mitsuki lover - Posts: 8486
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Granted! But because people can't watch their presidential debates to learn the issues, they accidentally elect some stereotypical archvillain president, and he soon takes over the world!
I wish my father wouldn't be so annoying. <_< >_>
I wish my father wouldn't be so annoying. <_< >_>
MOES
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- mathgrant
- Posts: 144
- Joined: Sat Jul 28, 2007 11:44 pm
- Location: Abilene, TX
Granted through a fluke of science he is now your younger brother and is even more annoying than he was as your father!
I wish that Naruto was the new mascot for Geico Insurance.
I wish that Naruto was the new mascot for Geico Insurance.
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mitsuki lover - Posts: 8486
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Granted, but due to their various policies with other companies against copyright lawsuits they now own 95% of the worlds wealth.
I wish someone would genetically engineer a giant space potato.
I wish someone would genetically engineer a giant space potato.
A closed mouth gathers no feet.
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Ratrace - Posts: 201
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- Location: Stuck at home
Granted you will now be giving me your entire anime collection plus
$40,000 and a castle in Spain.
I wish that Li'l Abner was still in the comic section of the newspaper.
$40,000 and a castle in Spain.
I wish that Li'l Abner was still in the comic section of the newspaper.
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mitsuki lover - Posts: 8486
- Joined: Sun Oct 03, 2004 12:00 pm
Granted I now will ignore everything you said because you didn't specify it by writting it in triplicate and sealing it with your blood.
I wish that Toon Disney would bring Shinzo back again.
I wish that Toon Disney would bring Shinzo back again.
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mitsuki lover - Posts: 8486
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