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Postby chelle0227 » Wed Aug 01, 2007 1:29 pm

Granted, but you only stay that character for 1 minute

I wish I had A new printer.
Footprints in the sand by Carolyn Joyce Carty

One night a man had a dream. He dreamed he was walking along the beach with the lord.

Across the sky flashed scenes from his life. For each scene he noticed two sets of foot prints in the sand: one belonging to him the other to the lord.

When the last scene of his life flashed before him, he looked back at the foot prints in the sand.

He noticed that name times along the path of his life there was only one set o footprints.

He also noticed that it was at the lowest and saddest times of his life.

This really bothered him and he questioned the lord about it:

"lord, you said once i decided to follow you, you'd walk with me all the way. But i have noticed during the most troublesome times in my life, there is only one set of foot prints. I dont understand why when i needed you most you would leave me."

The lord replied:

"My son, my precious child, I love you and would never leave you. During your times of trial and suffering, when you see only one set of footprints, it was then that i carried you."
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Postby Themanofchrist » Wed Aug 01, 2007 1:31 pm

Granted but it uses ink not known to man

I wish I had a steak
I am the bone of my sword
Steel is my body and fire is my blood
I have created over a thousand blades
Unknown to death
Nor known to life
Have withstood pain to create many weapons
Yet these hands shall never hold anything
So, as I pray, "Unlimited Blade Works"
Note: The chant for Unlimited Blade Works (UBW)
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Postby chelle0227 » Wed Aug 01, 2007 1:34 pm

Granted, but it is made from a rock.

I wish I had a new bed.
Footprints in the sand by Carolyn Joyce Carty

One night a man had a dream. He dreamed he was walking along the beach with the lord.

Across the sky flashed scenes from his life. For each scene he noticed two sets of foot prints in the sand: one belonging to him the other to the lord.

When the last scene of his life flashed before him, he looked back at the foot prints in the sand.

He noticed that name times along the path of his life there was only one set o footprints.

He also noticed that it was at the lowest and saddest times of his life.

This really bothered him and he questioned the lord about it:

"lord, you said once i decided to follow you, you'd walk with me all the way. But i have noticed during the most troublesome times in my life, there is only one set of foot prints. I dont understand why when i needed you most you would leave me."

The lord replied:

"My son, my precious child, I love you and would never leave you. During your times of trial and suffering, when you see only one set of footprints, it was then that i carried you."
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Postby Themanofchrist » Wed Aug 01, 2007 1:36 pm

Granted but the springs are broken

I wish I had a broken computer
I am the bone of my sword
Steel is my body and fire is my blood
I have created over a thousand blades
Unknown to death
Nor known to life
Have withstood pain to create many weapons
Yet these hands shall never hold anything
So, as I pray, "Unlimited Blade Works"
Note: The chant for Unlimited Blade Works (UBW)
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Postby ~darkelfgirl~ » Wed Aug 01, 2007 2:22 pm

Here, take mine.

I wish my TV would work.
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Postby Kaligraphic » Wed Aug 01, 2007 5:27 pm

Granted, it leaves your house before dawn to go to work, and gets back late at night smelling of alcohol. Also, it has a gambling problem, and it drinks and gambles away all of its earnings, plus whatever you leave around the house.

I wish that fish could sing.
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Postby Peanut » Wed Aug 01, 2007 7:48 pm

Granted, they can sing "This is a Song that gets on everybody's nerves," out of tune and in the wrong key...

I wish Kaligraphic wasn't in my mind...
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Postby mitsuki lover » Thu Aug 02, 2007 12:05 pm

Granted he is now your evil SIAMESE twin brother!

I wish that K.Ayato would be nicer to me!
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Postby firestorm » Fri Aug 03, 2007 2:50 pm

mitsuki lover wrote:Granted he is now your evil SIAMESE twin brother!

I wish that K.Ayato would be nicer to me!


granted now he tortures only half as much.

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Postby mathgrant » Fri Aug 03, 2007 3:18 pm

Granted, but the only smileys you have are XD and ^_^. Good luck.

I wish my dog didn't look so naked without a collar. :(
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Postby ~darkelfgirl~ » Fri Aug 03, 2007 3:59 pm

Granted, now the collar's glued to your dog, and he also has a suit to match, hehe.

I wish my mom would overcome her fear of ships and the ocean.
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Postby Kaligraphic » Fri Aug 03, 2007 5:04 pm

Granted, but now she lives on a raft and is afraid of the land.

I wish that radishes would scream when you eat them.
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Postby firestorm » Fri Aug 03, 2007 5:29 pm

granted but J.K Rowling no sues you for copyright infringement (remember the Mandrakes from the chamber of secrets? lol).


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Postby rocklobster » Fri Aug 03, 2007 5:41 pm

Granted, but now it's rotten.
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Postby teen4truth » Fri Aug 03, 2007 6:04 pm

granted, but he aired on mtv instead.

I wish I was rich!
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Postby mathgrant » Fri Aug 03, 2007 10:43 pm

You're rich, all right. Rich as in Bob's partner in the country music duo Big & Rich, that is! Now you're doomed to write and sing crappy country music all your life! NOOOOOOOOOO!!!

I wish all these mangas weren't rated Teen.
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Postby Kaligraphic » Sat Aug 04, 2007 4:12 pm

Granted, now they're rated F for Flammable. And they're on fire.

I wish that the hills were alive with the sound of music.
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Postby Ratrace » Sun Aug 05, 2007 8:55 am

Granted, they sing dirty limericks and have no concept of noise pollution.

I wish squid could fly.
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Postby chelle0227 » Sun Aug 05, 2007 9:24 am

Granted, but now everyone is covered in ink from head to toe

I wish I had cable.
Footprints in the sand by Carolyn Joyce Carty

One night a man had a dream. He dreamed he was walking along the beach with the lord.

Across the sky flashed scenes from his life. For each scene he noticed two sets of foot prints in the sand: one belonging to him the other to the lord.

When the last scene of his life flashed before him, he looked back at the foot prints in the sand.

He noticed that name times along the path of his life there was only one set o footprints.

He also noticed that it was at the lowest and saddest times of his life.

This really bothered him and he questioned the lord about it:

"lord, you said once i decided to follow you, you'd walk with me all the way. But i have noticed during the most troublesome times in my life, there is only one set of foot prints. I dont understand why when i needed you most you would leave me."

The lord replied:

"My son, my precious child, I love you and would never leave you. During your times of trial and suffering, when you see only one set of footprints, it was then that i carried you."
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Postby mitsuki lover » Sun Aug 05, 2007 2:34 pm

Granted but the only show you can get now is Real World on MTV.

I wish that they would replace presidential candidate debates with college women's hockey on C-SPAN.
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Postby mathgrant » Sun Aug 12, 2007 4:53 pm

Granted! But because people can't watch their presidential debates to learn the issues, they accidentally elect some stereotypical archvillain president, and he soon takes over the world!

I wish my father wouldn't be so annoying. <_< >_>
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Postby mitsuki lover » Sun Aug 12, 2007 8:03 pm

Granted through a fluke of science he is now your younger brother and is even more annoying than he was as your father!

I wish that Naruto was the new mascot for Geico Insurance.
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Postby Ratrace » Mon Aug 13, 2007 11:26 am

Granted, but due to their various policies with other companies against copyright lawsuits they now own 95% of the worlds wealth.

I wish someone would genetically engineer a giant space potato.
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Postby Ratrace » Mon Aug 13, 2007 11:34 am

Granted, it was salt.

I wish you would do something really nice for the next person you see.
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Postby mitsuki lover » Mon Aug 13, 2007 11:45 am

Granted you will now be giving me your entire anime collection plus
$40,000 and a castle in Spain.

I wish that Li'l Abner was still in the comic section of the newspaper.
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Postby Ratrace » Mon Aug 13, 2007 12:23 pm

Granted, it's in Tokyo Times.

I wish you had actually read my last wish.
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Postby mitsuki lover » Wed Aug 15, 2007 11:47 am

Granted I now will ignore everything you said because you didn't specify it by writting it in triplicate and sealing it with your blood.

I wish that Toon Disney would bring Shinzo back again.
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Postby Ratrace » Wed Aug 15, 2007 12:37 pm

Granted, but each episode is timed to you personally so your always out.

I wish all dubs are accurate or hilarious.
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Postby mitsuki lover » Thu Aug 16, 2007 12:45 pm

Granted.That is because all dubs now are done by Stan Lee.

I wish that dubs were spoken in ryhme.
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Postby Ratrace » Thu Aug 16, 2007 12:50 pm

Granted, all dubs are done by Dr Seuss.

I wish subs were done in fonts/colours that can seen.
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