Corrupted wish game

Postby **mitsuki lover** » Fri Jul 27, 2007 1:27 pm

Granted but there ain't much to see.

I wish that aliens would replace all politicians brains with turnips.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Fri Jul 27, 2007 2:28 pm

Granted, but they also replace all turnips with politicians' brains. People comment on their turnips tasting slightly off. The politicians draw no additional comments.

I wish that some girls were naturally born with green hair.

Postby **firestorm** » Fri Jul 27, 2007 2:38 pm

Kaligraphic wrote:Granted, but they also replace all turnips with politicians' brains. People comment on their turnips tasting slightly off. The politicians draw no additional comments.

I wish that some girls were naturally born with green hair.

Granted but now they sneeze from atop their scalp.

I wish for cookies.

Postby **Ratrace** » Fri Jul 27, 2007 3:17 pm

Granted. You have all the internet authentication your heart desires.

I wish France would be taken over by lungfish in a bloodless coup.

Postby **Peanut** » Fri Jul 27, 2007 9:45 pm

Granted, but like all other changes in French government throughout history, they get overthrown by some other group in a very, very bloody coup followed by a lovely fish fry...yum...

I wish I had powers comparable to wonderboy...

Postby **Ratrace** » Fri Jul 27, 2007 11:25 pm

Granted, you have the power to float and your stench can kill a yak at 200 yards.

I wish M&Ms fell from the sky once every 20 years.

Postby **firestorm** » Sat Jul 28, 2007 10:41 am

Ratrace wrote:Granted, you have the power to float and your stench can kill a yak at 200 yards.

I wish M&Ms fell from the sky once every 20 years.

granted but death due to penetrating M&Ms now is the equivalent to 52 Jumbo Jets crashing every day.

I wish for gumdrop buttons

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Sat Jul 28, 2007 12:19 pm

Granted. The buttons, when pressed, cause jets of ink to squirt out of the sky at you.

I wish that people would sing in the street more, like in old musicals.

Postby **Ingemar** » Sat Jul 28, 2007 12:22 pm

Granted, but they are all completely tone deaf.

I wish I had an angel.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Sat Jul 28, 2007 12:27 pm

Granted, but it's a snow angel, and it does not love you.

I wish that Canada and Mexico would switch places.

Postby **mitsuki lover** » Sat Jul 28, 2007 1:09 pm

Granted but now we have all those annoying Canucks crossing over into Texas and trying to give away free posters of Wayne Gretzky.

I wish that Catgirl Nuku Nuku was the number one show in Ohio!

Postby **Ratrace** » Sat Jul 28, 2007 5:03 pm

Granted, but fanboyism is now considered a contagious disease and gets you twelve painful injections.

I wish the Simpson movie had less predictable bits in it.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Sat Jul 28, 2007 5:33 pm

Granted, one frame of each of the predictable bits has been replaces with a shot of bacon bits. You now want to eat some bacon bits.

I wish that I had a pizza here.

Postby **Ratrace** » Sat Jul 28, 2007 5:55 pm

Granted, you have a three week old slug pizza.

I wish it was raining.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Sat Jul 28, 2007 6:06 pm

Granted, it's raining three week old slug pizza.

I wish that the Goof Off forum was slightly less evil.

Postby **Ratrace** » Sat Jul 28, 2007 6:25 pm

Granted, Temulin takes her sporking habits into real life instead of here.

I wish the slightly in that last wish had less disturbing implications.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Sat Jul 28, 2007 8:16 pm

Granted, but only slightly. And Temmy sporks you in real life.

I wish that more people would vote for Cthulhu in national elections.

Postby **Ratrace** » Sat Jul 28, 2007 10:29 pm

Granted, but Britney Spears still becomes the first woman President.

I wish that the next sentence is incredibly obvious.

Postby **mitsuki lover** » Sun Jul 29, 2007 1:12 pm

Granted:Rukia is a girl.However since that was obvious you have to skip two spaces to the left and start the game all over.

I wish that Sweden was next to Canada.

Postby **firestorm** » Mon Jul 30, 2007 2:03 pm

granted, but now Canada has stolen sweden's technology of creating those wonderful pocket-knifes.

i wish i had a wish.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Mon Jul 30, 2007 2:17 pm

Granted, you had a wish. It was even granted. Unfortunately, the granting of the wish was corrupted, causing you dismay and personal harm. It also caused you to forever smell like bacon.

I wish that giant food monsters from outer space would invade Kentucky.

Postby **firestorm** » Mon Jul 30, 2007 2:36 pm

granted, but they already have! It's called kentuky fried chiken! (Tony the Tiger and Toucan Sam have also Been Spotted!!)

I wish Optimus Prime and Megatron were best friends

Postby **Peanut** » Tue Jul 31, 2007 8:06 pm

Granted but now the rest of the autobots and decepticons hate them and have shunned them for life.

I wish I could go to the moon anytime I wanted too...

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Tue Jul 31, 2007 10:02 pm

Granted. You just can't breathe vacuum or get back.

I wish that I had more Japanese chocolate candies.

Postby **chelle0227** » Tue Jul 31, 2007 10:17 pm

Granted, but they are made from rubber

I wish I had a new computer.

Postby **mathgrant** » Tue Jul 31, 2007 10:43 pm

Granted, but it's a (PC/Mac, whichever you're not a fanboy of).

I wish I had a dollar.

Postby **Alexander** » Tue Jul 31, 2007 11:01 pm

However, it burns the moment you touch it.

I wish I had a friend.

Postby **mitsuki lover** » Wed Aug 01, 2007 11:38 am

Granted.You now have an imaginary friend named Blu but you have to live next to Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends to visit him.

I wish that Jurai would conquer Earth so that Ayeka would become
Grand Princess Regent of the world!

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Wed Aug 01, 2007 1:00 pm

Granted, Richard Jurai of Palatine, Illinois conquers the Earth. Ayeka, his pet cat, is named Grand Princess Regent. Then he outlaws anime.

I wish that there were a whole slew of pirate anime, from Two Piece, to Three Piece, all the way to Thirty-Seven Piece.

Postby **Themanofchrist** » Wed Aug 01, 2007 1:17 pm

Granted but the best anime goes down the tube

I wish I was an anime character

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