Corrupted wish game

Postby **Peanut** » Wed Jul 11, 2007 9:21 pm

Granted but now everyone now assumes that you had a secret stash of porn starring the morbidly obese in a file within your computer until you made your last wish...

I wish for some popcorn.

Postby **teen4truth** » Thu Jul 12, 2007 8:13 am

Granted, but it was used in a photoshoot featuring the morbidly obese pornstars whom kaligraphic had a file of up until he made his last wish.

I wish I had all of the clothing that the Olsen twins used when they were my size.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Thu Jul 12, 2007 11:30 am

Granted, but now the Olsen twins are pressing charges against you for stealing their clothing.

I wish for bleu cheese to take over the world!

Postby **Peanut** » Fri Jul 13, 2007 8:02 pm

Granted but once they've finally conquered the world, the Blue Ducks will resurface and conquer it from them with their mighty duck powers of Blueness....

I wish I had mighty duck powers of Blueness...

my last fm profile! · Postby **rocklobster** » Sat Jul 14, 2007 4:26 am

Granted, but no one knows what they are, not even you!
Repeated wish:
I wish Osaka from Azumanga Daioh enrolled at Hogwarts.

Postby **Peanut** » Wed Jul 18, 2007 12:53 pm

Granted but because you wished for a wish that you had already wished for, the same result occurs...

I wish I had more time before I had to go to work...

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Wed Jul 18, 2007 1:22 pm

Granted, because you've just been fired!

I wish that grey aliens would come to Earth and start rock bands.

my last fm profile! · Postby **rocklobster** » Wed Jul 18, 2007 5:05 pm

Granted, but now we're their slaves.
I wish the Wii cost about 190 bucks.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Wed Jul 18, 2007 6:06 pm

Granted, but you're not a good enough hunter to get that many bucks.

I wish that Orangutans could fly.

Postby **QtheQreater** » Thu Jul 19, 2007 7:21 pm

Granted, but they can see your glass window about as well as those poor birds...

I wish my door would open like the ones on Star Trek. Whoosh!

Postby **Blitzkrieg1701** » Fri Jul 20, 2007 10:00 am

Granted. Your door now opens by means of two guys behind the wall who pull the door open with cables when you walk towards them.

I wish London was made entirely out of candy.

my last fm profile! · Postby **rocklobster** » Fri Jul 20, 2007 5:35 pm

Granted, but now London exists in someone's stomach. Burp.
I wish I lived next door to the Addams Family.

Postby **Blitzkrieg1701** » Sun Jul 22, 2007 6:39 am

Granted, but the rent's astonishing.

I wish I had a sausage biscuit.

Postby **ilikegir33** » Tue Jul 24, 2007 4:27 am

Granted, but the sausage is kielbasa.

I wish Nintendo gave out free DS Lites.

my last fm profile! · Postby **rocklobster** » Tue Jul 24, 2007 5:18 pm

Granted, but they aren't as filling.
I wish Kurt Cobain was still alive.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Tue Jul 24, 2007 6:45 pm

Granted, he was - until I murdered him! Hahahahaha!

I wish that anime didn't turn people into vicious killers.

Postby **Peanut** » Tue Jul 24, 2007 6:50 pm

Granted, now it turns them into Nazi's...

I wish I had an iPhone.

Postby **ilikegir33** » Wed Jul 25, 2007 7:10 am

Granted, but it's on a prepaid plan.

I wish I could be a movie star.

Postby **KeybladeWarrior** » Wed Jul 25, 2007 8:45 am

Granted but you lose your career in five months due to your poorly rated movies and bad baldness that you acquire.

I wish I had a pet dragon.

Postby **mitsuki lover** » Wed Jul 25, 2007 1:47 pm

Granted his name is Puff but Peter,Paul & Mary sue you for $14,000,000 for
copyright infringement.

I wish that this WAS 1967 so that people would stop using Vietnam War cliches.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Wed Jul 25, 2007 2:50 pm

Granted, but it's 1967 in an alternate timeline where the English language has become nothing but Vietnam War cliches. Oh, and space aliens have invaded and killed off 90% of the human population.

I wish that I could vacuum the rug in my living room without the use of a technological contraption damning my soul to hell.

Postby **~darkelfgirl~** » Wed Jul 25, 2007 5:37 pm

Granted, but instead of a vaccuum cleaner you have a straw to suck up the dust.

I wish I was good in math.

my last fm profile! · Postby **rocklobster** » Wed Jul 25, 2007 6:07 pm

Granted, but now you're not good in history.
I wish people actually liked Jar Jar Binks.

Postby **mitsuki lover** » Thu Jul 26, 2007 1:42 pm

Granted but it's in the Mirror Universe of Star Trek and the only reason why they love him there is as a form of torture!

I wish that we could have seen a peek into what Mirror Picard would have had in his ready room...perhaps a pirhana in the fish bowl?

Postby **Ratrace** » Thu Jul 26, 2007 4:55 pm

Granted, but he catches you in there and slowly covers you in Tea. Earl grey. Hot.

I wish rocket launchers were a necessity on all road-legal vehicles.

Postby **firestorm** » Thu Jul 26, 2007 5:01 pm

granted, but now cars will rule over our world, threatening us to do what they want or they'll blow us up.

I wish Halo 3 would come out for the Wii.

Postby **Ratrace** » Thu Jul 26, 2007 5:05 pm

Granted, but it causes widespread wii controller-related injuries, leaving the world open to yet another alien invasion.

I wish the Wii causes a weird name war among console producers.

Postby **firestorm** » Thu Jul 26, 2007 5:37 pm

Granted, but It's called the Pink Cutie Bunnies Rebellion.

I wish walls could talk.

Postby **Ratrace** » Thu Jul 26, 2007 5:53 pm

Granted, but now they actually use their ears.

I wish the walls would stop selling government secrets while I'm out.

Postby **QtheQreater** » Thu Jul 26, 2007 10:11 pm

Granted, but they start selling fertilizer, which they like to keep in the house.

I wish I could see in the dark.

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