Corrupted wish game

Postby **Peanut** » Thu Jul 05, 2007 3:47 pm

Granted but the only place your allowed to drive it is Switzerland...

I wish I had one of those luxury M1A2 Abrams main battle tanks...

Postby **muskrat** » Thu Jul 05, 2007 4:10 pm

Wish granted, but you should have asked for some fuel to run it. You now have a very impressive paperweight.

I wish Peanut's and Kaligraphic's didn't look so similar.

Postby **Peanut** » Thu Jul 05, 2007 4:16 pm

Granted, Kaligraphic's Lexus M1A2 Abrams Tank has been painted red while my Lexus M1A2 Abrams Tank is painted a lovely shade of blue...ah so nice...

I wish Lexus or some other car company would begin to take other military vehicles and make them into civilian vehicles...

My Writing.com Portfolio · Postby **EricTheFred** » Thu Jul 05, 2007 4:25 pm

Granted. Lincoln comes out with the "Minuteman C" civilian version. Not a very long service life, but man, what a ride.

I wish Oscar Mayer would come out with the military version of the 'Wienermobile'.

Postby **Peanut** » Thu Jul 05, 2007 4:28 pm

Granted, but the "wienercannon" turns out to be nothing more then a giant water gun...oh and it's made from paper, thus making it the most useless military vehicle ever created...

I wish I were an Oscar Mayer Wienermobile...

Postby **Animus Seed** » Thu Jul 05, 2007 6:44 pm

Granted. You are now a little whistle, being carried around in the pocket of a three year old.

I wish next year's AnimeExpo was here now!

Postby **KhakiBlueSocks** » Thu Jul 05, 2007 7:50 pm

Granted, but you missed it while thinking up a wish for yourself--SELFISH!!

I wish I could hire the GetBackers to find my missing tuna.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Fri Jul 06, 2007 8:20 am

Granted, but they eat it for you, too.

I wish that wars could be fought with hot dogs instead of with bullets.

Postby **~darkelfgirl~** » Fri Jul 06, 2007 11:57 am

Granted, but now the whole world smells like processed meat.

I wish there was no such thing as summer reading assignments.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Fri Jul 06, 2007 12:19 pm

Granted, because they come all year long. And they smell like processed meat.

I wish that the entire planet smelled like curry.

My Writing.com Portfolio · Postby **EricTheFred** » Fri Jul 06, 2007 12:38 pm

Granted, the entire planet now smells like Kid Curry. Specifically, his armpit. Since he's been dead since 1904, this is especially atrocious. We are all indebted to Kaligraphic for this wonderful new aroma.

I wish I could fly around the world.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Fri Jul 06, 2007 12:44 pm

Granted, but you can't stop. You are IN ORBIT!

I wish that I had an army of ninja viking pirate samurai sasquatches ready to unleash ninja viking pirate samurai sasquatchey goodness at my command.

Postby **mitsuki lover** » Fri Jul 06, 2007 12:53 pm

Granted but they go on strike for higher pay midway through.

I wish that money grew on trees and that girls were more logical.

Postby **~darkelfgirl~** » Fri Jul 06, 2007 1:40 pm

granted, but since everyone has access to lots of money a loaf of bread costs $4,000 dollars. and now (since girls were always logical) girls have become way more smarter than guys.

I wish I could go to the beach right now.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Fri Jul 06, 2007 4:36 pm

Granted, but because you didn't think things through, you went to the beach by the Sea of Tranquility - which you hadn't realized was on the moon. Vacuum proves fatal to you. You die.

I wish that giant alien robots would come to Earth for the sole purpose of dancing the Mamushka.

Postby **mitsuki lover** » Sat Jul 07, 2007 2:46 pm

Granted but the aliens are sued by the makers of the first Addams Family movie.

I wish that Canada would surrender Vancouver Island!

Postby **QtheQreater** » Sat Jul 07, 2007 2:58 pm

Granted. They surrender it to the Australians, who use their new acquisition to store all those darned rabbits.

I wish pineapples came in different colors, like red and blue...

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Sat Jul 07, 2007 8:56 pm

Granted, but the more colorful varieties turn people into idiotic pirate wannabees who think they are Monkey D. Luffy. Then they go get into fights and are beaten down by bikers. Congratulations, you've brought more pain into the world, and ruined people's lives.

I wish that killer rabbits lived in Pittsburgh.

Postby **Peanut** » Sat Jul 07, 2007 9:01 pm

Granted, but they decide to relocate to your backyard when they discover that the Steel Phantom has been closed for several years...

I wish that killer ewoks lived in Al Gore's pants...

Postby **CelticWarrior20** » Sun Jul 08, 2007 2:37 pm

Granted But they come out and live in yours

i wish i had a gf

my last fm profile! · Postby **rocklobster** » Sun Jul 08, 2007 3:10 pm

Granted but she dumps
I wish Chrono Trigger was an anime.

Postby **KhakiBlueSocks** » Sun Jul 08, 2007 3:24 pm

Granted, but the DVD is $50 per disk!

I wish Hideaki Anno finished His and Her Circumstances properly!

my last fm profile! · Postby **rocklobster** » Tue Jul 10, 2007 2:26 pm

Granted, but the manga-ka is still disappointed with his version.
I wish Right Stuf had their own cable channel.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Tue Jul 10, 2007 3:05 pm

Granted. It's a cooking channel, featuring Carrot Top. Their foray into television fails and puts Right Stuf into Chapter 7. All their rights are snapped up by 4kids, who completely ruin everything.

I wish that a dragon lived in the Rocky Mountains.

Postby **Peanut** » Tue Jul 10, 2007 3:07 pm

Granted but it's an insanely obnoxious Broncos fan who ends up driving you insane with all the useless stats it's memorized throughout the years...

I wish the mile high city wasn't a mile high...

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Tue Jul 10, 2007 3:26 pm

Granted, but it's still called that. The paradox drives you insane.

I wish that tigers lived in Kentucky.

Postby **teen4truth** » Tue Jul 10, 2007 3:31 pm

Granted...but they all look like Hobbs and come with a Calvin.

I wish everyone in the world adored me!

Postby **Peanut** » Tue Jul 10, 2007 3:38 pm

Granted everyone in the world of warcraft is your stalker...

I wish MSP could shove his foot in his mouth...

my last fm profile! · Postby **rocklobster** » Wed Jul 11, 2007 1:36 pm

Granted, but he chokes on it.
I wish MTV still played music videos.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Wed Jul 11, 2007 3:53 pm

Granted, but now they're pornographic music videos starring the morbidly obese, and nobody wants to see that.

I wish that there was no such thing as pornography that starred the morbidly obese.

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