Corrupted wish game

Postby **Jaltus-bot** » Fri Jun 29, 2007 3:44 pm

Granted, but T'Pol and Tea'lc along with a couple leaders are permanently crossed over never to meet and the nature of the shows are both are utterly tranformed.

I want a brownie with chopped walnuts in it.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Fri Jun 29, 2007 3:54 pm

Granted, but it also has chopped liver in it.

I wish that orcs could run for public office.

My Writing.com Portfolio · Postby **EricTheFred** » Fri Jun 29, 2007 4:10 pm

Already granted, and it explains our current political situation perfectly.

I wish I could keep my mouth shut when political discussions start.

Postby **~darkelfgirl~** » Fri Jun 29, 2007 4:42 pm

Granted, but now your head explodes from wanting to say your mind.

I wish I could surf.

Postby **Tsuki** » Fri Jun 29, 2007 6:37 pm

Granted, you can now surf the web.

I wish I could ski.

Postby **Peanut** » Fri Jun 29, 2007 8:07 pm

Granted, you can ski the web...which is far less cool then surfing the web and causes a multitude of glitches and problems on Vista...

I wish I had some Wii points...

Postby **Tsuki** » Fri Jun 29, 2007 9:39 pm

Granted, now you have wii little points sprouting up and out of your head. It's called hair.

I wish for longer hair!

Postby **Kuro-Mizu** » Sat Jun 30, 2007 1:23 pm

granted its so long you cant get it out of your face and you die becuz you cant get any air!

I wish I had another dog!

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Sat Jun 30, 2007 3:37 pm

Granted, you have another hot dog that's stuck in your throat, choking you.

I wish that wishes were horses.

Postby **Tsuki** » Sat Jun 30, 2007 4:38 pm

Granted, wishes will always run away from you.

I wish that these wishes didn't end up to be so deadly.

Postby **muskrat** » Sat Jun 30, 2007 4:52 pm

Wish granted, people are no longer killed by wishes. They now dance the macarena repeatedly instead.

I wish for fudge. Really, really good fudge.

Postby **KhakiBlueSocks** » Sat Jun 30, 2007 5:41 pm

Granted...but you can't open the can!

I wish they never made the iPhone!

Postby **Peanut** » Sat Jun 30, 2007 6:26 pm

Granted, but they replaced it with other worthless objects such as the iTable, the iChair and the iCar...

My Writing.com Portfolio · Postby **EricTheFred** » Sat Jun 30, 2007 7:49 pm

I wish Peanut would get back here and make a wish!

Postby **RubyJewelStone** » Sat Jun 30, 2007 9:27 pm

Granted. But only within the realm of your imagination.

I wish I had a cookie.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Sat Jun 30, 2007 10:17 pm

Granted. This web site gives you a cookie, in the web browser sense of a small file on your computer.

I wish for Ingemar to dance the Mamushka.

my last fm profile! · Postby **rocklobster** » Sun Jul 01, 2007 5:44 am

Granted, but Ingemar does the macarena.
I wish Charter Communications didn't suck.

Postby **mitsuki lover** » Sun Jul 01, 2007 2:08 pm

Granted but now it is so good that no-one knows about it.

I wish that they would replace Sesame Street with Sport Center on PBS.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Mon Jul 02, 2007 9:52 am

Granted, but Big Bird really doesn't seem to "get" sports.

I wish that the Geico Gecko had his own TV show.

Postby **Peanut** » Mon Jul 02, 2007 10:35 am

Granted, but it turns out that it's just a thirty minute version of his tv commercials and it doesn't even make it through it's first season...

I wish I had a fortune cookie that had a fortune in it instead of a philosophical statement...

Postby **mitsuki lover** » Mon Jul 02, 2007 11:13 am

Granted but you have to understand the cryptic statements of the Oracle of Delphi to really get the meaning of your fortune.

I wish that Big Foot would run for President.

Postby **~darkelfgirl~** » Mon Jul 02, 2007 1:16 pm

granted, but now they have to tie him onto Air Force One now that he became president, cuz his foot can't fit in the plane

I wish i could levitate objects.

Postby **mitsuki lover** » Wed Jul 04, 2007 2:59 pm

Granted but you need to be within five inches and have your fingers touching the object for it to work,plus it doesn't work on dogs and cats or people named
Maud and Hank.

I wish that the Cubs would wind up in first place in the NL Central this season and
sweep the world series to win!

Postby **Animus Seed** » Wed Jul 04, 2007 9:00 pm

Granted. The Cubs become the official janitorial staff of the World Series.

I wish my Pokemon were all level 100.

My Writing.com Portfolio · Postby **EricTheFred** » Thu Jul 05, 2007 8:13 am

Granted. Someone swipes your cards and games and caches them all at the top of the Empire State Building.

I wish I had minty fresh breath.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Thu Jul 05, 2007 10:40 am

Granted, you have been magically transformed into a Mint Dragon, giving you a Minty Fresh Breath Attack that does 3d4 damage. You must stay in a minty cave, and adventurers will try to kill you. Plus, you can't type with your dragon claws.

I wish that a talking burrito would star in Disney's next mega-hyped movie.

Postby **Peanut** » Thu Jul 05, 2007 11:12 am

Granted but it turns out Disney's next mega-hyped movie is really just one very long commercial for Chipotle...

I wish I had a talking Burito to eat right now...

Postby **mitsuki lover** » Thu Jul 05, 2007 11:39 am

Granted you have inherited the talking buritto of doom and when you chomp into it you turn into Zarn!

I wish that there were more ways of making fun of Zarn and Peanut on Goof Off!

Postby **Peanut** » Thu Jul 05, 2007 12:00 pm

Granted but now that I've devoured my Zarn burito making us the exact same person your more ways of making fun of us have been cut in half therefore making your last wish completely useless...

I wish this burito tasted better...

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Thu Jul 05, 2007 3:21 pm

Granted, but it leaves you with a detailed knowledge of what Zarn tastes like.

I wish that Lexus would come out with a luxury version of the M1A2 Abrams main battle tank.

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