Corrupted wish game

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Wed Jun 27, 2007 9:30 am

Granted, you have a plastic model of the doomsday device from Star Trek. Unfortunately, William Shatner comes and blows up your model, leaving you with serious burns instead of a toy.

I wish that sing could hats.

Postby **Peanut** » Wed Jun 27, 2007 9:41 am

Granted, sing could hats but it never does out of it's own free will...instead it chooses to slaughter you and then go on an incredibly disturbing psycho killer esque killing spree across the country...

I wish I had a Doomsday Machine instead of this silly plastic toy...

Postby **Tsuki** » Wed Jun 27, 2007 10:07 am

Granted, they can sing only one song though: "It's a small world after all"...constantly.

I wish for a glomp/hug.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Wed Jun 27, 2007 10:40 am

Granted, Tsuki gets glomped by Peanut's real doomsday washing machine. Yes, it's a big, heavy washing machine that only works on doomsdays, and it's coming at you with significant speed. Painful, but it's a glomp.

I wish that fish would form rock bands.

My Writing.com Portfolio · Postby **EricTheFred** » Wed Jun 27, 2007 10:46 am

Granted, but the only song they ever learn is "Fish Heads"

I wish I could sing like Luciano Pavarotti.

Postby **mitsuki lover** » Wed Jun 27, 2007 11:30 am

Granted but you still can't get on American Idol because the floor sinks beneath you every time you try to step on.(The corrupt wish fairies thought you meant you wanted to look like him too.)

I wish that Q was really Q.

Postby **Tsuki** » Wed Jun 27, 2007 1:30 pm

....?Well it is............................................oh dear......................****.......But it's also a 5!

I wish we'll stop wishing for things that already exist.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Wed Jun 27, 2007 2:53 pm

Granted, but that's because we all start wishing that goof off was sane.

I wish that goof off was sane.

Postby **Tsuki** » Wed Jun 27, 2007 4:38 pm

Granted, the goof off is sane by my definition. Ma ha ha!

I wish for world peace. (I know, how original) :eyeroll:

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Wed Jun 27, 2007 5:37 pm

Granted, the world is peaceful as the grave now that everybody is dead.

I wish that Tsuki hadn't killed everyone with her wish.

Postby **Tsuki** » Wed Jun 27, 2007 6:05 pm

I'm so sorry everyone.
Granted, but now they're all zombies.

I wish the zombies were regular people again.

Postby **Peanut** » Wed Jun 27, 2007 7:19 pm

Granted, there regular People who have a terminal illness that causes zombification...

I wish that for one day...all of Goof Off would be engulfed in a giant light switch rave...

Postby **Tsuki** » Thu Jun 28, 2007 9:02 am

Granted...but the light switches don't work?

I wish no one has that terminal illness that causes zombification.

Postby **CelticWarrior20** » Thu Jun 28, 2007 10:38 am

Granted but you catch it from a squirle and transfer it to other people
MUHAHAHAHA

I wish i would never die

Postby **mitsuki lover** » Thu Jun 28, 2007 11:26 am

Granted you are now a cockroach!

I wish that there was more chocolate pudding in the world and less war!

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Thu Jun 28, 2007 12:26 pm

Granted, because the chocolate pudding is actually a bunch of lethal pudding aliens who kill everybody, turning them into zombies and then dancing like bananas.

I wish that mitsuki lover was French.

Postby **KhakiBlueSocks** » Thu Jun 28, 2007 12:29 pm

Granted, but you can't understand him. Dang...

I wish I didn't have to work overtime on Saturday! (Stupid iPhone!)

Postby **Tsuki** » Thu Jun 28, 2007 12:31 pm

Granted Mitsuki Lover is now French toast.
Granted KhakiBlueSocks now works overtime everyday except on Saturdays.
I wish that mitsuki lover was Japanese.

Postby **KhakiBlueSocks** » Thu Jun 28, 2007 12:33 pm

Granted, but he's badly dubbed...

I wish I could morph into a liquid like Alex Mack

Postby **Tsuki** » Thu Jun 28, 2007 12:39 pm

Granted, but once you morph, you could never morph back!

I wish for raman.

My Writing.com Portfolio · Postby **EricTheFred** » Thu Jun 28, 2007 3:06 pm

Granted. You are now haunted by the ghost of Sir Chandrasekhara Venkata Raman, the famous Indian Physicist. Pity you didn't wish for ramen, instead.

I wish for a subtle and nimble sense of humor.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Thu Jun 28, 2007 3:26 pm

Granted, but it is totally unappreciated.

I wish that limburger cheese could run for public office.

Postby **~darkelfgirl~** » Thu Jun 28, 2007 4:11 pm

Granted. Now eating dairy products is a federal offense.

I wish that i had a flying carpet.

Postby **Tsuki** » Thu Jun 28, 2007 4:50 pm

Granted, your carpet just flew away.

I wish for spelling lessons.

Postby **Peanut** » Thu Jun 28, 2007 6:10 pm

Granted but they cost you your life savings and they don't help you that much.

I wish for something to keep me entertained...

Postby **Tsuki** » Thu Jun 28, 2007 9:03 pm

Granted, you are given a labyrinth to walk though to find yourself back home...but you never will, but hey, you're entertained.

I wish for a ninja pirate monkey.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Fri Jun 29, 2007 8:33 am

Granted, it murders you, steals your corpse, and makes illegal copies of all your music and movies.

I wish that wishes these days were a little less lethal.

My Writing.com Portfolio · Postby **EricTheFred** » Fri Jun 29, 2007 9:46 am

Granted! You latest wish kills you only slightly!

I wish I had a big bowl of Genuine Tokyo-style Ramen right now!

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Fri Jun 29, 2007 10:17 am

Granted, but it's poisoned.

I wish that EricTheFred had a big bowl of Genuine New York-style Ramen right now.

Postby **mitsuki lover** » Fri Jun 29, 2007 11:33 am

Granted but he has to trade it to Portland for three players and a bowl of rice to be named later(NBA drafttime).

I wish that they had done a crossover between Enterprise and Stargate SG1 on
Sci Fi Channel just to hear Jack make one of his witticisms to T'Pol and Tea'lc
could make an 'Indeed!' after T'Pol states the obvious.

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