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Postby Blitzkrieg1701 » Fri Jun 22, 2007 8:57 pm

Granted. You are now Dictator for Life of a 5-square-foot territory with no natural resources of its own.

I wish my cat could turn into a spaceship.
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Postby Peanut » Fri Jun 22, 2007 8:58 pm

...Granted...your now married to Cuba...which is a better Communist Country then the United States of America...

*shakes fist and stares angrily at Blitzkrieg for beating him to granting that wish*

Granted, your cat can transform into a spaceship, but it has the worst crash test rating of any vehicle ever...supposedly just moving causes it to explode in a fiery ball of explosive...um fire...

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Postby CreatureArt » Fri Jun 22, 2007 9:01 pm

Your wish was granted at the dawn of creation. Fire does, indeed, work.

I wish I had a peanut. XD
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Postby Tsuki » Fri Jun 22, 2007 9:02 pm

Granted, but they're all burnt out.

I wish ... what the U.S. is communist now?!! -_-;;;....I wish I could spell better.

Granted, you found a peanut on the floor.

I wish I could spell better.
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Postby Peanut » Fri Jun 22, 2007 9:06 pm

Granted, you can spell butter better...but nothing else...

I wish spam didn't exist...
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Postby Tsuki » Fri Jun 22, 2007 9:08 pm

Granted, spam in a can no longer exists.

I wish I'll survive in Japan.
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Postby Peanut » Fri Jun 22, 2007 9:10 pm

Granted you'll survive...but no one else will...

I wish all those people who were just killed could comeback to life to be killed again...
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Postby QtheQreater » Fri Jun 22, 2007 9:59 pm

Granted. However, since it would be such a common occurrence for people to die and respawn, Halo becomes a boring reality console game like Bass Pro fishing. All those formerly addicted to Halo become disgruntled newspaper deliverers who take great joy in throwing papers at your head. Running riot!

I wish I could think more clearly...
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Postby CreatureArt » Sat Jun 23, 2007 3:49 am

Granted, but your thoughts are now so transparent they lack any real substance and people can guess your every move.

I wish it couldn't.
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Postby mitsuki lover » Sat Jun 23, 2007 12:47 pm

Granted you couldn't think more clearly or do anything else because no-one really understands your wish.

I wish that they would forgo the nominating conventions and simply state that it's gonna be Hilary vs. Rudy.
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Postby rocklobster » Mon Jun 25, 2007 5:19 am

Granted, but Hillary still loses.
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Postby Tsuki » Mon Jun 25, 2007 10:37 am

Granted, but it's the same episode over and over again.

I wish bananas could really dance.
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Postby Kaligraphic » Mon Jun 25, 2007 11:23 am

Granted, but they dance an evil dance that brings an ancient curse into the world - SAILOR ZARN!!! (yes, Zarn Ishtare in a sailor costume. Try not to imagine it if you value your sanity!)

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Postby itch » Mon Jun 25, 2007 11:28 am

Granted, but someone else does.

I wish for an indestructable authentic Japanese spa to be built down the street.
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Postby Tsuki » Mon Jun 25, 2007 11:51 am

Granted, but no one works there.

I wish Zern wasn't wearing a sailor uniform.
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Postby mitsuki lover » Mon Jun 25, 2007 12:04 pm

Granted he now has a Sailor Suit but it happens to be owned by Sailor Mars who is rather peeved at him.

I wish that Plastic Man got his own tv series on Toonami.
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Postby rocklobster » Mon Jun 25, 2007 12:07 pm

Granted, but it fails because some idiot thinks Elongated Man should guest star.
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Postby Tsuki » Mon Jun 25, 2007 8:11 pm

Granted, but Zauriel is also in a sailor suit.

I wish not to be troubled by anything.
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Postby Smile:) » Tue Jun 26, 2007 5:41 am

Granted, but Anything is a old man how lives in canada! At least he wont trouble you!

I wish I knew the name of the song I'v had stuck in my head for a week!
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Postby EricTheFred » Tue Jun 26, 2007 10:26 am

You do, you just can't remember it!

I wish Excel could be recognized as the true leader of ACROSS! HAIL LADY EXCEL!!!
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Postby Kaligraphic » Tue Jun 26, 2007 10:35 am

Granted, but only by you.

I wish that all would bow before the majesty of LORD ILPALAZZO!
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Postby mitsuki lover » Tue Jun 26, 2007 11:35 am

I Excel Excel shall grant your wish!But first you must help me and Hyatt find our way back to ACROSS H.Q. as we seem to be a bit lost here.Is the city of F...
any where near Toledo,Ohio by any chance?

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Postby Kaligraphic » Tue Jun 26, 2007 12:17 pm

Granted, but they all exist in your mind, and nobody else even watches the series.

I wish that food grew on trees.
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Postby Tsuki » Tue Jun 26, 2007 12:38 pm

Granted,...wait food does grow on trees! And it will stay that way. Only fruit.

I wish candy grew on trees^^
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Postby Kaligraphic » Tue Jun 26, 2007 2:13 pm

Granted, but it tastes like leaves.

I wish that circus clowns grew on trees.
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Postby CelticWarrior20 » Tue Jun 26, 2007 7:13 pm

Granted But there pure evil

i wish i was a good actor and made millions of dollars
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Postby Kaligraphic » Tue Jun 26, 2007 7:54 pm

Granted, but you alone and lonely because of your pride, and then your agent steals all your money and pours acid on your face, making you poor unfit for acting. Hey, it's a cruel world.

I wish that hats could sing.
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Postby Peanut » Tue Jun 26, 2007 8:26 pm

Granted but they only sing one song and they sing it as bad as they possibly can.

I wish this world wasn't so cruel to us actors!
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Postby Kuro-Mizu » Tue Jun 26, 2007 10:34 pm

Granted... it is now cruel ONLY to people who wish!

I wish that the world was flat! *_*
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Postby Peanut » Wed Jun 27, 2007 9:20 am

Granted, the world is now completely two dimensional...which makes anything in the background impossible to obtain.

I wish I had a Doomsday device...
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