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Postby Tsuki » Tue Jun 19, 2007 8:18 pm

Granted, but it's all bad stuff.

I wish that bad stuff wouldn't happen at all.
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Postby Smile:) » Wed Jun 20, 2007 10:25 am

Granted, but "all" is a small town you'll never get to go to!!!

I wish I had some thing fun to do.
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Postby mitsuki lover » Wed Jun 20, 2007 11:14 am

Granted you are now hired to help Khakibluesocks count all the alligators in southeast Louisana.

I wish that The Rock would run for President.
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Postby EricTheFred » Wed Jun 20, 2007 11:19 am

Granted. Prudential Life Insurance is now the first Corporate candidate for President.

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Postby Blitzkrieg1701 » Wed Jun 20, 2007 1:03 pm

Granted. You may, and in fact MIGHT... but you probably won't.

I wish for Cheez-its.
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Postby Tsuki » Wed Jun 20, 2007 1:40 pm

Granted, but you can't eat it.
I wish I could have my cake and eat it too.
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Postby Blitzkrieg1701 » Wed Jun 20, 2007 2:07 pm

Granted, but it involved a lot of unpleasant regurgitation.

I wish Oopla Lompas had a country of their own.
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Postby EricTheFred » Wed Jun 20, 2007 4:51 pm

Granted, but their export tax on Wonka bars is draining your pocket book at an alarming rate.

I wish that weird bunny in the cloak would stop following me around.
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Postby itch » Wed Jun 20, 2007 5:03 pm

Granted, but a weird bunny without a cloak starts following you.

I wish for a real picture of Edward Cullen from Stephanie Meyer's New Moon book.
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Postby Tsuki » Wed Jun 20, 2007 7:33 pm

Granted, but a smiley is placed where his face should be.
I wish for a really good friend.
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Postby rocklobster » Thu Jun 21, 2007 12:03 pm

Granted, but the friend is imaginary.
I wish people stopped thinking Harry Potter is evil.
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Postby Kaligraphic » Thu Jun 21, 2007 12:09 pm

Granted, people love him, but he really is evil.

I wish that Harry Potter wasn't evil.
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Postby Tsuki » Thu Jun 21, 2007 12:10 pm

Granted, now they think Ron is.

I wish I could clean my room faster.
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Postby Blitzkrieg1701 » Thu Jun 21, 2007 12:19 pm

Granted, but now you also get it dirtier faster, so it all balances out to the same amount of cleaning.
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Postby mitsuki lover » Thu Jun 21, 2007 1:08 pm

Blitzkrieg is now sentenced to Outer Hooterville for not making a wish and causing a distortion in the space time continuum.

I wish that Temmy would punish Blitzkrieg severely for not making a wish.
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Postby Tsuki » Thu Jun 21, 2007 4:44 pm

Wish granted, but it didn't hurt him.
I wish I could fly into space, and breath, and not fall down, and can fly as long as I like, and I can always fly again. Ha ha ha! try that one^^
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Postby Jaltus-bot » Thu Jun 21, 2007 5:27 pm

Granted, but you can never stop flying no matter how tired or sore you get.

I wish I had collection of books on improv comedy.
When I feel blue, I start breathing again.

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Postby Peanut » Thu Jun 21, 2007 6:02 pm

Granted but they are written by Stanley Kubrick..

I wish they'd make new episodes of Whose Line is it Anyway....
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Postby EricTheFred » Thu Jun 21, 2007 7:41 pm

Granted, but the cast is the staff of "Sixty Minutes".

I wish I had a sure-fire cure for Garlic Breath and all the spaghetti and garlic bread I could eat!
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Postby Kaligraphic » Thu Jun 21, 2007 8:57 pm

Granted, but the sure-fire cure for garlic breath is surely fire! (It burns!)

I wish that vikings would raid Los Angeles.
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Postby Smile:) » Fri Jun 22, 2007 7:37 am

Granted, but they will now come for you!

I wish my Mom would stop kicking me offline!
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Postby Kaligraphic » Fri Jun 22, 2007 9:51 am

Granted, now it is a team of kickboxers kicking you offline.

I wish that I had a Ninja Burger.
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Postby Jaltus-bot » Fri Jun 22, 2007 3:01 pm

Granted, but the burger attacks you and you are never able to eat burgers again.

I wish I could meet Angelina Jolie.
When I feel blue, I start breathing again.

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Postby Tsuki » Fri Jun 22, 2007 4:35 pm

Granted, you meet Angelina Jolies: the cardboard cutout.
I wish I can control my eating habits. (right now I'm eating a pickle with pop-tarts)
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Postby Jaltus-bot » Fri Jun 22, 2007 6:06 pm

Tsuki wrote:Granted, you meet Angelina Jolies: the cardboard cutout.
I wish I can control my eating habits. (right now I'm eating a pickle with pop-tarts)

(Can I keep the cutout?)

Granted, but only when you sleep because you lose all control of your eating habits during the day.

I want a lemon poppyseed muffin.
When I feel blue, I start breathing again.

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Postby Tsuki » Fri Jun 22, 2007 7:46 pm

Jaltus-bot wrote:(Can I keep the cutout?)

Granted, but only when you sleep because you lose all control of your eating habits during the day.

I want a lemon poppyseed muffin.


(Sure. *hands over the cardboard cut out*)
Granted, but the poppyseeds are bigger then the muffin, so it's more like a muffined poppyseed.
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Postby Blitzkrieg1701 » Fri Jun 22, 2007 7:55 pm

Granted. Strangely, you don't get married until you're 95.

I wish I could climb up walls
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Postby Tsuki » Fri Jun 22, 2007 8:43 pm

Granted, but that's the only thing you can climb, forget trees, hilling, and even stairs.

I wish for any earlier marriage!
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Postby Peanut » Fri Jun 22, 2007 8:50 pm

Granted, in three seconds you will be married to whatever you happen to be looking at.

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Postby Tsuki » Fri Jun 22, 2007 8:56 pm

Granted, you are now better then a squirrel at Starcraft.

I wish for a better husband than my computer mouse.....oh forget it. I really wish for my own country.
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