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Postby EricTheFred » Fri Jun 15, 2007 11:01 am

Granted. Your computer is now running like a snail thanks to the overwhelming weight of cookies cluttering up your hard drive.

I wish I had a fish dish. That is the fish dish wish I wish.
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Postby mitsuki lover » Fri Jun 15, 2007 1:17 pm

Granted you now have a dinner plate with One Fish,Two Fish on it.

I wish that Richard Dean Anderson were the ruler of Temupolis.
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Postby Tsuki » Fri Jun 15, 2007 6:06 pm

Grated, but only for the day.
I wish that this post will be on page #401
[edit] never~mind T_T I wish for a wish that's not corrupt.
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Postby Kaligraphic » Sat Jun 16, 2007 12:53 pm

Granted, your wish is not corrupt. The fulfillment of it, however, is extra corrupted to make up the difference.

I wish that I had a picture of USSRGirl (The version from Q's drawing) eating a calzone in a tank with a communist looking logo that's actually the Arm and Hammer logo, not the hammer and sickle, with cheese covering the tank, shooting at QtheQreater in a moogle mecha, who is shooting streams of melted cheese and pizza sauce at Temmy.
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Postby mitsuki lover » Sat Jun 16, 2007 1:22 pm

Granted but it ends up looking like Picasso's famous painting of the massacre of
Guernica,Spain.

I wish that Temmy would admit that she is really a reincarnation of Q.
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Postby EricTheFred » Sat Jun 16, 2007 11:33 pm

Granted, except it isn't her, it's me, and she really isn't.

(That was like hitting the broadside of a mecha.)

I wish the next post wasn't #4000.
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Postby Kaligraphic » Sun Jun 17, 2007 3:39 am

Granted, the next post isn't #4000 in this thread. This one, however, is.

I wish that ketchup was green and mustard glowed in the dark.
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Postby Tsuki » Sun Jun 17, 2007 8:58 pm

Granted but now it tastes like green onions and carrot sticks.
I wish THIS post will be on page 401.[edit] YES!!! :jump:
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Postby EricTheFred » Mon Jun 18, 2007 10:46 am

Granted, but now you have a crazed Viking with a sword following you!

I wish my Prius was secretly an alien giant robot.
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Postby mitsuki lover » Mon Jun 18, 2007 11:14 am

Granted but it's a DRUNK and DITZY giant robot that smashes into everything.

I wish that the Galaxy Police were real.
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Postby Kaligraphic » Mon Jun 18, 2007 1:16 pm

Granted, but their only purpose in life is to write parking tickets.

I wish that crazed Vikings with swords were more common in urban areas of the United States.
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Postby Tsuki » Mon Jun 18, 2007 2:08 pm

grated, but now they'll steal your cookies!
I wish for a big box of pocky
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Postby Kaligraphic » Mon Jun 18, 2007 2:43 pm

Granted, you have a huge box of giant evil pocky. It is alive and trying to kill you. Also, it is rat poison flavor.

I wish that dragons existed in the Rocky Mountains.
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Postby Okami » Mon Jun 18, 2007 3:12 pm

Granted, but they wish to take over the world, with fire!

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Postby Tsuki » Mon Jun 18, 2007 4:44 pm

Granted, the cd rom now comes in pink.
I wish pokemon were real.
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Postby Kaligraphic » Mon Jun 18, 2007 4:59 pm

Granted, pokemon is a real collectable card game.

I wish that dinosaurs ruled Nebraska.
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Postby mitsuki lover » Tue Jun 19, 2007 11:38 am

Granted the Dinosaur Party led by Tom Osborne has just come into power in
Nebraska,unfortunately this means that the Cornhuskers have to change their
name to The Tricertops.

I wish that everything was illegal just so we could get it over with.
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Postby Jaltus-bot » Tue Jun 19, 2007 11:38 am

Granted, but the entire legal system was declared illegal and now all prisoners and criminals were released regardless of their crimes. The world is running rampent with mass murderers.

I wish for a delicious steak burger.
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Asdvadz hedut ullah! (W. Armenian, "May God bless you!")

It's cosplay, get used to it.

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Postby EricTheFred » Tue Jun 19, 2007 11:46 am

Granted. A delicious steak burger appears... on MY plate! Bwa-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha!!!!

I wish I hadn't double-parked my llama like that.

(By the way, crazed Vikings with swords are actually quite common in urban areas of the U.S. We're just very good at concealing ourselves behind telephone poles and boxes of Pocky.)
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Postby Tsuki » Tue Jun 19, 2007 12:26 pm

Granted, it is now triple parked!(I have no idea)

I wish apples were oranges.
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Postby Kaboom » Tue Jun 19, 2007 12:26 pm

Wh00t, I love this game.

EricTheFred wrote:I wish I hadn't double-parked my llama like that.


Granted. Someone ELSE has parked it like that. After they STOLE it!

I wish I could find a better job.
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Postby Kaligraphic » Tue Jun 19, 2007 1:13 pm

Granted, apples are oranges, and Kaboom's new job is to compare them. Unfortunately, this job sends you insane and you accidentally activate the banananator, a world destroying weapon that kills us all. Good going, guys.

I wish that I could eat a Triceratops burger.
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Postby EricTheFred » Tue Jun 19, 2007 1:14 pm

Granted, Apples are Now Oranges, and ALL COMPARISONS ARE NOW VALID, NO MATTER HOW UNLIKELY!!!!!

And Kaboom is now gainfully employed as Defender of Shoujo. Salary, 1 yen per month.

I wish I knew who stole my llama.
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Postby EricTheFred » Tue Jun 19, 2007 1:16 pm

(Trying to get this thread down to one wish)

Granted! You CAN eat a Triceratops burger!! You just can't FIND one!

And I still wanna know who stole my llama
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Postby Tsuki » Tue Jun 19, 2007 1:34 pm

granted, you now personaly know "Whostole Myllama" He lives in Africa.
I wish i didn't activate the banananator weapon, which destoyed us all.
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Postby Kaligraphic » Tue Jun 19, 2007 1:54 pm

Granted, Kaboom activated it, and it's your fault.

I wish that we could end the recent wave of llama thefts.
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Postby Tsuki » Tue Jun 19, 2007 4:35 pm

Granted, now there are no more llamas to be stolen.
I wish for a scratch and sniff sticker.
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Postby KhakiBlueSocks » Tue Jun 19, 2007 4:54 pm

Granted, but to smell it, you have to get scratched! Ow!

I wish it would stop raining so I can get lunch!
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Postby Kaligraphic » Tue Jun 19, 2007 6:26 pm

Granted, now it's a full-on blizzard. But, hey, at least it's not rain!

I wish that KhakiBlueSocks would attend AX dressed as a giant pair of khaki and blue socks.
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Postby Wild Eagle » Tue Jun 19, 2007 7:48 pm

Granted, but he completely forgot about his costume and came without one.

I wish stuff happend.
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