Corrupted wish game

Postby **Blitzkrieg1701** » Wed May 30, 2007 11:57 am

Granted, now CAA is so filled with posts that the internet pops.

I wish Vault could be used as an alternative fuel source.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Wed May 30, 2007 11:58 am

Granted, but only Al Capone's Vault.

I wish that Al Capone really had a vault.

Postby **Blitzkrieg1701** » Wed May 30, 2007 12:08 pm

Granted, but you somehow got locked in it for 40 years.

I wish Sharpies could be made out of Slim Jims.

Postby **mitsuki lover** » Fri Jun 01, 2007 12:22 pm

Granted but everyone eats them up before they can be useful.

I wish that Mitsuki Rara was my next door neighbor!

Postby **Blitzkrieg1701** » Fri Jun 01, 2007 1:14 pm

Granted, but she moves in the day before you have to move. You NEW new neighbor: Hercule.

I wish cat food could give people superpowers... WITHOUT having to eat it.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Fri Jun 01, 2007 3:01 pm

Granted, but Cat Food is a mystic living in the mountains of Tibet who only grants people crappy superpowers like being able to emit the scent of tuna at will, or swimming really fast. (Sorry, Aquaman, but it's true.)

I wish that Peanut would forever smell like peanut butter.

Postby **RubyJewelStone** » Sat Jun 02, 2007 3:04 pm

Granted, but now everything smells like cheap old peanut butter.

I wish I had an ice cream.

Postby **mitsuki lover** » Sun Jun 03, 2007 12:48 pm

Granted but blondes still have more fun and redheads rule uber alles!

I wish that every girl was like Kagome!

Postby **KeybladeWarrior** » Sun Jun 03, 2007 1:21 pm

Granted but they like every guy but you.

I wish that I had a keyblade.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Sun Jun 03, 2007 4:38 pm

Granted, you have a one-inch keyblade that does nothing but open your front door and get you arrested at airports. Oh, and the part you need to grip is sharp.

I wish that Kingdom Hearts had been called Kingdom Gallbladders.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Sun Jun 03, 2007 5:13 pm

Granted, all bad kissers are bright and happy and gay (cheerful), while all good kissers are morose and mopey and uninclined to even think of kissing anybody. Good going, Adastrah, you've successfully eliminated good kisses from this Earth.

I wish that Earth would be crushed under the boots of giant space cheese monkeys.

Postby **Truth** » Sun Jun 03, 2007 5:38 pm

granted, but Cheese monkey boots have resurection glitter on the bottom.

I wish for my shirt to smell like cheese.

Postby **KhakiBlueSocks** » Mon Jun 04, 2007 12:28 am

Granted...but you're too late...

I wish my leg didn't just go to sleep...darn it...

Postby **mitsuki lover** » Mon Jun 04, 2007 11:22 am

Granted but it's the Beach Boys doing 'Barbara Ann'.

I wish that tomatoes ran Congress.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Mon Jun 04, 2007 12:08 pm

Granted, but... oh, wait, that's not much different from before. Okay, granted, the tomatos that ran congress added an 'e', but it's a fancy and hard to write trademark 'e'. (Not reproduced here for legal reasons)

I wish that Scottish sheep could knit their own wool into stuff.

Postby **Taliesin** » Mon Jun 04, 2007 4:31 pm

Granted, but they knit it into Temuoplis propaganda!

I wish that I was a banana.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Mon Jun 04, 2007 4:56 pm

Granted, but you have to split. (badum-*tish*)

I wish that they would make an anime called Raspberry Garden, about gardening and growing stuff like strawberries, raspberries, and the occasional watermelon (etc).

Postby **mitsuki lover** » Tue Jun 05, 2007 12:49 pm

Granted but it's banned from North America because a group in New York City
thinks it supports terrorism with references to 'strawberries' and 'blackberries'.

I wish that there was an anime where all the voices were done by Moneca Stori,
Kelly Sheridan and Lara Jill Miller.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Tue Jun 05, 2007 1:18 pm

Granted. It's called Raspberry Garden, and, as you may recall, is banned in North America.

I wish that I had a copy of Raspberry Garden.

Postby **wingedfox** » Thu Jun 07, 2007 9:49 am

granted but you have to taake care of it like a real raspberry graden or it will shivel and turn into dust.

I wish I could pass math

Postby **KhakiBlueSocks** » Thu Jun 07, 2007 11:59 am

Granted, but you fail English. Bummer...

I wish Vic Mignona was the Power Ranger instead of Johnny Young Bosch!

Postby **Smile:)** » Thu Jun 07, 2007 12:01 pm

(You made me edit!)
Granted, but you made Johnny Young Bosch sad! and you will have to live with that all your life!

I wish I had a cute little kitty!!!

Postby **mitsuki lover** » Thu Jun 07, 2007 12:31 pm

Granted the kitty's name is Haruhi and she is the mistress of all reality so she really owns you.You will now go to the fridge and get said kitty that bit of chocolate you have been saving...

I wish that we elected Presidents by armed conflict.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Thu Jun 07, 2007 1:09 pm

Granted, presidential hopefuls rip off your arms and beat each other up with them.

I wish that more people could know the joy that is crazy Japanese snack foods.

Postby **Blitzkrieg1701** » Thu Jun 07, 2007 3:03 pm

Granted, all the local Asian Markets are swamped with crowds ever second of every day, to the point that even Japan itself can't keep up with the interest. Laws of supply and demand drive the cost of a single box of Pocky up to $45.

I wish Gendo Ikari Ran for president.

my last fm profile! · Postby **rocklobster** » Thu Jun 07, 2007 5:17 pm

Granted, but Shinji still won't save the world.
I wish G4TV would go down in flames.

Postby **Tsuki** » Thu Jun 07, 2007 11:34 pm

granted, but then the flames will come after you.

I wish music had a color.

Postby **KhakiBlueSocks** » Fri Jun 08, 2007 1:11 am

Granted, but the file format isn't supported on Windows Media Player!

Once again, I wish Vic Mignona was the Power Ranger instead of Johnny Young Bosch!

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Fri Jun 08, 2007 9:23 am

Granted, but you made Johnny Young Bosch sad again! and you will have to live with that all your short life until they both attack you with knives!

I wish that unicorns really existed and went around spearing things on their horns.

Postby **Blitzkrieg1701** » Fri Jun 08, 2007 9:39 am

Granted. Unicorns exist... until their habit of spearing things provokes angry hunters to decimate the population, driving them into extinction.

I wish hot dog flavored toothpaste existed.

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