Corrupted wish game

[Peanut]

Granted, but whenever you say this phrase, a rather obese person comes along and crushes you with their girth.

I wish I was a higher level Magician in Flyff...

[Kaligraphic]

Granted, you're a magician who acts like they've been smoking weed. Unfortunately, that decreases your abilities, and your "higher" level magician is worse off than a starting character.

I wish that Quiznos would give me free sandwiches.

[mitsuki lover]

Granted now you are an Archmage but the only power that grants you is to turn
Peanut into Jaden Metal and vice versa!

I wish that Obi Wan had kicked Jar Jar in the jaw.

[Peanut]

...two wishes to corrupt...oh joy!!!

(Kali)
Granted, but they're laced with every poision known to man and they are made by one very dirty chef.

(mitsuki0
Granted, but it causes Jar Jar's jaw to beak off and smack you in the head, giving you a very annoying headache.

I wish this (two wishes to be corrupted) would occur more often...

[QtheQreater]

Granted, but you always have to corrupt them with some type of cheese. Limburger, generally.

I wish that I could own the world's largest cheese factory.

[Hotarubi]

Granted, but you always have to corrupt them with some type of cheese. Limburger, generally.

I wish that I could own the world's largest cheese factory.

Granted, but now you find yourself to be lactose intolerant.

I wish I had black hair with red streaks!

[QtheQreater]

Granted, but now you find yourself to be lactose intolerant.

I wish I had black hair with red streaks!

Lactose intolerant? But I already am...BWAHAHAHAAA!!!

Granted, you now have black nose hair with red streaks. A great party look, no?

I wish I had an inflatable rubber chicken.

[Peanut]

Granted but it comes to life and begins to terrorize you, your family and whatever pet or pets you may have for all eternity...

I wish that portrait of Temulin produced by Q didn't make me laugh this hard...

[Blitzkrieg1701]

Granted. You are now unable to laugh at anything. Yours is a dark, joyless existence void of anything but suffering and misery where the sweet embrace of death is the only excuse for hope left.

I wish I only had to sleep for 5 minutes every month.

[Zarn Ishtare]

I wish that Temulin was the Corrupted Wish Thread, and that only I took the bad side of the wish (that is, the corrupted part.) That is to say, it only affects me. That is to say, the good parts of the wish (that she becomes the corrupted wish thread) affects everyone and everything else, and ther bad affects (the corrupted parts) affect merely me.

[QtheQreater]

GRANTED! The party of the first part is now the Corrupted Wish Thread. Which means Temmy is now Peanut's big toe! That apparently IS part of being the Corrupted Wish Thread.

And now for the bad part. You (Zarn), being party of the second part, must now grant the wish of everyone who asks for socks and Limburger cheese by promising to wash their laundry for a month.

Ahem.

I wish my duck's eggs would hatch. That darned duck has been sitting on those for a while now...

[Jingo Jaden]

Granted, you are now the mother to 7 ugly ducks.

I wish that I could use 3d studio max well now >_>.

[Kaligraphic]

Granted, you can use 3d studio max in a well now. You suck at it, but you can use it in a well.

I wish that persimmons would attempt to take over Goof Off.

[Jingo Jaden]

Granted, persimmons get to rule it if you post one second after this post, but now Temmy rules the goof off and it can never be retaken from her in this or any other thread, only she herself can throw away her rule over it.

I wish I could skateboard well.

[wingedfox]

granted but you are now a master skateboarder and now have a poparazzi and thousands of crazed fans who follow you everywhere and your forever asked to apper on lame shows which your agent forces you to appear on.

I wish I had a box of cereal right now.

[Kaligraphic]

Granted, you have an empty cereal box.

I wish that foxes had feathers.

[USSRGirl]

BWAHAHA. I win Peanut. You, Kali, and your army of foul-tasting persimmons LOSE!

Oh yes...

They have feathers, but now everytime you go outside rabid fox-birds try to peck your eyes out.

I wish a nuke was dropped on this thread.

[Peanut]

Temmy...I laugh at you...look one page back on this thread and see what Q did to Zarn's wish...then you will see why it is so funny that you are proclaiming victory...Anyway...

Granted, but this thread survives and retaliates by stepping on you...with spiked boots...

I wish my feet smelled worst then they did...

[Jingo Jaden]

Oh, but Peanut, USSRGirl now has all the control of the thread. All of your power is in her hands be it your big toe or not. She can choose if she wants to be your big toe or not, she stripped you off all your powers Peanut. Anyhow, the blue ducks and their leaders are now dead, USSRGirl will confirm this if needed.

Granted, but they would smell even a bit worse.

I wish that Fawlty Towers should have made many more episodes.

[Peanut]

Oh...that's right...you don't remember when I did that to Q...you see, being the Corrupted Wish Threads big toe gives you power...but it doesn't mean you have all of my power...just part of it...the power of my big toe...and seeing as how my brain can control my big toe...Temmy really doesn't have control of that power whatsoever...so yeah, she's stuck as my big toe...Ahem...

Granted, Fawlty Towers now has many more episodes...of filler...

I wish working at an old folks home was more fun...

[mitsuki lover]

Granted but in the middle of episode #200 John Cleese is mysteriously replaced by
Di__ck Sargent who mysteriously replaced Di__ck York on Bewitched and incredibly
no-one even notices the difference!

I wish there was a live action Tennessee Tuxedo movie(the cartoon about the
talking penguin voiced by the late Don Adams).

[Peanut]

Granted but because you granted the wrong wish nobody will sell you a ticket to see it...

I wish there was an anime version of Dr. Strangelove: Or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb

[QtheQreater]

Granted! Unfortunately, they wrecked the story and gave it a happy ending (aka, a non-exploding one). And Dr. Strangelove was changed to a large rabbit. "Mein Fuhrer! I can hop!"

I wish the wind would stay below 20 mph.

[Blitzkrieg1701]

Granted. Now Earth's ecosystem is thrown into complete disarray and all life not withing the confines of enclosed eco-domes perishes, but at least it never gets too breezy!

I wish Candyland took over all the locations in Monopoly.

[Peanut]

Granted, but Candyland ends up getting bought out by Hershey making it's acquisition of all the locations in Monopoly absolutely useless.

I wish somebody would make a Viewtiful Joe 3...

[Kaligraphic]

Granted, but it's one big breath mint commercial. Slash moldy food porno. Not even a dog would want to watch it, and no other action ever occurs with the Viewtiful Joe IP.

I wish that we had more monkeys in goof off.

[Zarn Ishtare]

Granted.


I wish that Peanut, instead of being the Corrupted wish game ( That is to say, the Corrupted Wish Thread, but I wanted to go by the title of the topic) and became my poetry thread, "Caphony Of The Soul", instead. Furthermore, I wish him to use a piece of my poetry in every post he makes.

[Peanut]

Granted, but because Peanut is lazy and doesn't feel like using any of your poetry in his posts, he gets fired as your thread and is immediately hired back as the Corrupted Wish Thread. This all happens in the span of this one post making your wish quite useless. USSRGirl, though, manages to separate herself as Peanut's big toe but at the cost of taking over his former position as your poetry thread, and from now on no one can strip Peanut of his title as the Corrupted Wish Thread (or Game if you prefer to call me that) and USSRGirl cannot be stripped of her title as Zarn's Poetry thread: aka "Caphony of the Soul."

I wish that my writing selection thread actually got some feed back...

[Kaligraphic]

Granted, but it is just a bunch of complaints that Caphony of the Soul is a better writing thread, you suck, and other comments of the sort.

I wish that a group of four singing mice would be the next musical sensation.

[Blitzkrieg1701]

Granted, but they get sued by The Chipmunks and end up broke and in the gutter... until their episode of Behind The Music airs.

I wish Naruto had giant ninja robots in it.