Corrupted wish game

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Wed May 16, 2007 7:49 pm

Granted, but its downloading causes you to go deaf...and blind...don't ask me how that works...

I wish that the rutabaga people and the pasta people could put their ancient feud behind them and step forward into a bright new era of peace.

Postby **Peanut** » Wed May 16, 2007 8:07 pm

Granted, but it's only because they've unified to resist you...

I wish I wasn't blind or deaf...

Postby **Blitzkrieg1701** » Wed May 16, 2007 8:07 pm

Granted, you're now crippled.

I wish glow in the dark Sharpies existed and were all the rage.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Thu May 17, 2007 9:12 am

Granted, but they glow in frequencies that are invisible to the human eye, and which cause cancer. Good going, mate.

I wish that the world wasn't going cancerous because of Blitzkrieg1701's wish.

Postby **Peanut** » Thu May 17, 2007 9:16 am

Granted, now the world is just dying from radiation poisoning thanks to Blitzkrieg1701's wish...

I wish the world would quite getting killed off by all of these wishes...

Postby **Blitzkrieg1701** » Thu May 17, 2007 9:19 am

Granted. The last one killed us off completely, leaving no one for the future wishes to affect.

I wish the barren, empty world was now inhabited by sentient, glow-in-the-dark Sharpies.

Postby **Peanut** » Thu May 17, 2007 9:25 am

Granted but as soon as they become sentient, a black hole comes along and devours the earth...

I wish black holes weren't so dark...

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Thu May 17, 2007 9:40 am

Granted, they are, in reality, quite bright when viewed in terms that pascal would just love to explain to you... in excruciating mathematical detail.

I wish for a samurai sword.

Postby **Taliesin** » Thu May 17, 2007 10:42 am

Granted, but its made of plastic.

I wish I had a hamster.

Postby **mitsuki lover** » Thu May 17, 2007 11:53 am

Granted but he sings the 'Ham Ham'song all night driving you insane.

I wish that Rom from DS9 were our next President!

Postby **Blitzkrieg1701** » Thu May 17, 2007 12:12 pm

Granted, but Quark still bosses him around and takes advantage of him.

I wish chewing gum could be used to construct battleships.

Postby **Peanut** » Thu May 17, 2007 12:57 pm

Granted but they only stay a float for a few seconds before they sink...

I wish the ocean was made of jello...

Postby **mitsuki lover** » Fri May 18, 2007 11:35 am

Granted and it is full of :dance:

because of the fact that Bill Cosby is King of the Jello Sea!

I wish that there was a Nitpicker's Guide to The CAA!

Postby **Peanut** » Fri May 18, 2007 11:37 am

Granted but it's a horrible read and half the information is outdated...

I wish I had a Death Note...

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Fri May 18, 2007 11:42 am

Granted, there's a Death Note with your name in it.

I wish that aardvarks had antlers.

Postby **Blitzkrieg1701** » Fri May 18, 2007 10:40 pm

Granted. Now Aardvarks are extinct after being over-hunted for their exquisite antlers and the powerful hallucinogen that can be created from grinding the antlers into a powder.

I wish I had a wig made out of spaghetti.

Postby **mitsuki lover** » Sat May 19, 2007 11:18 am

Granted but the sauce keeps running down your neck and into your shirt.

I wish that Annette Funicello was President!...ok anyone who ever watched the
original Mickey Mouse Club in either the '50s or '60s and is male probably at one time in their life wished that!

Postby **Peanut** » Sun May 20, 2007 8:23 pm

Granted but she's impeached thanks to a gigantic scandal involving her, mickey and bunch of files from her opponents psychiatrist.

I wish somebody would buy this PD6 off of me...now...

Postby **Jingo Jaden** » Mon May 21, 2007 3:08 am

Granted, but they would bill you twice for it.

I wish I would get an A+ on my exam >_>

Postby **CelticWarrior20** » Mon May 21, 2007 6:06 am

Granted but you never graduate

Postby **CelticWarrior20** » Mon May 21, 2007 6:06 am

Granted but you never graduate

i wish i could go with my dad to this Catholic Mens Confrence in SC

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Mon May 21, 2007 9:19 am

Granted, you go, but you are waylaid by mysterious circumstances and arrive the day after the last day of the conference.

I wish that flying attack fish lived in Albania.

Postby **mitsuki lover** » Mon May 21, 2007 11:12 am

Granted but since Flying Attack Fish happen to suffer from dyslexia they end up living in Alabama instead!

I wish that we could have a big party on December 22,2012 to celebrate the world
NOT ending!

Postby **Blitzkrieg1701** » Mon May 21, 2007 11:15 am

Granted. Flying attack fish lived in Albania... until Red Lobster learned that the worlds most delicious fish stew could be made from their clawed flipper wings and hunted them into extinction.

I wish I had a shoe phone.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Mon May 21, 2007 11:34 am

Granted, it's a prize you'll win on December 22,2012 at the "the world isn't ending" party - three minutes before the world ends.

I wish that jazz musicians had special powers.

Postby **Hotarubi** » Tue May 22, 2007 5:08 am

Kaligraphic wrote:Granted, it's a prize you'll win on December 22,2012 at the "the world isn't ending" party - three minutes before the world ends.

I wish that jazz musicians had special powers.

Granted, jazz musicians now have the special power of summoning large pink elephants.
Sadly, one steps on you.

I wish I could take a trip to the moon!

Postby **Peanut** » Tue May 22, 2007 10:14 am

Granted but the moon men that the government have been hiding there pop out and vaporize you before you can enjoy the scenery...

I wish the moon's scenery was more...lively...

Postby **Jingo Jaden** » Tue May 22, 2007 10:22 am

Granted, it is now a radioactive wasteland thanks to JM's nuclear warhead.

I wish that the exam would give better preperation time.

Postby **Peanut** » Tue May 22, 2007 10:25 am

Granted, but despite the extra preparation time, you still end up failing the exam...

I wish ellipsis points were considered a word and not a form of punctuation...

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Tue May 22, 2007 11:05 am

Granted, but it's the only word more offensive than "Belgium".

I wish that being fat would be commonly referred to as "driving a hummer on the road of life" - replacing hummer with winnebago for the truly obese.

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