Corrupted wish game

Postby **Peanut** » Tue May 15, 2007 2:58 pm

Granted but your forced to eat them for the rest of eternity causing your dental bills to be astronomically high...

I wish other people could experience the joy of exploding livers...

Postby **Blitzkrieg1701** » Tue May 15, 2007 7:23 pm

Granted. Everyone can now experience the joy of watching a shrew's liver explode. Of course, it's not much of a spectacle so the joy they experience is minimal.

I wish I was a dancin' fool.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Tue May 15, 2007 7:30 pm

Granted, but you break your leg and can't stop dancin. The pain is excruciating, but that explains the fool part.

I with that duck tape was really made from ducks.

Postby **Blitzkrieg1701** » Tue May 15, 2007 7:38 pm

Granted, but new DUCK tape turns out to cost tens times as much as original DUCT tape. Among the many horrifying results, the already budget-challenged NASA has nothing to repair its budget-challenged crafts with, leaving us defenseless when the aliens from Omicron Persei VIII attack.

I wish I was an alien from Omicron Persei VIII.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Tue May 15, 2007 8:09 pm

Granted, but you get made into alien from Omicron Persei VIII tape.

I wish for a jeep.

Postby **Peanut** » Tue May 15, 2007 8:12 pm

Granted *a jeep falls on Kaligraphic crushing him under it's jeepy weight*

I wish college didn't cost so much...

Postby **Jingo Jaden** » Wed May 16, 2007 1:09 am

Granted, but now you would not earn a single dollar for the remains of your life.

I wish that I would be able to manage the 1000 strike flurry on fighting mania >_>

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Wed May 16, 2007 9:32 am

Granted, but the game always crashes at the instant you do.

I wish that trees came in more different colors.

Postby **Jingo Jaden** » Wed May 16, 2007 10:34 am

Granted, but the eye would get a reduced colour identifying capability.

Postby **USSRGirl** » Wed May 16, 2007 10:43 am

:: A bolt of lightening strikes JM for not making a wish ::

I wish for a Hummer. H1 please.

Postby **Blitzkrieg1701** » Wed May 16, 2007 11:02 am

Granted. You get a hummer. Then it gets struck by lightning five seconds after you get it.

I wish Harris Teeter had an entire section devoted to selling Jello sculptures.

Postby **USSRGirl** » Wed May 16, 2007 11:35 am

Granted. But they all get eaten by an overweight art patron.

I wish Andrew Adamson would hurry up on the next Narnia flick.

Postby **mitsuki lover** » Wed May 16, 2007 11:40 am

Granted but it tanks on opening day because it was up against Shrek 4 and Spiderman 5!

I wish that the next Superhero they kill off would be The Punisher.

my last fm profile! · Postby **rocklobster** » Wed May 16, 2007 11:42 am

Granted, but Punisher 2099 is still slated to arise.
I wish that Hillary Clinton would lose the presidential election.

Postby **Peanut** » Wed May 16, 2007 12:00 pm

Granted, but it's because her evil, long lost twin sister killed her and took her place.

I wish Metroid Prime 3 was out...

Postby **Jingo Jaden** » Wed May 16, 2007 12:39 pm

Granted, but the version had been re-edited to something that would make the game called big rigs look cool.

I wish that I could do alot of 3d very sucessfuly.

Postby **Peanut** » Wed May 16, 2007 12:41 pm

Granted but now that's all you can do...

I wish I had some soy sauce...

Postby **Smile:)** » Wed May 16, 2007 12:45 pm

Granted, you are now cover in soy sauce.

I wish I didn't have to do math!

Postby **Jingo Jaden** » Wed May 16, 2007 1:16 pm

Granted, but you would have to do the math for the rest of the school members.

I wish that I could draw better.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Wed May 16, 2007 1:41 pm

Granted. You can draw "better", where "better" is a shapeless, formless blob of color.

I wish that PrincessZelda would raise an army of syrup elementals to invade Goof Off's breakfast.

Postby **Jingo Jaden** » Wed May 16, 2007 1:56 pm

Granted, but they would only aim to invade your territorial locations.

I wish I could get a A+ on the comming exam.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Wed May 16, 2007 2:18 pm

Granted, you get an A+ on your next blood test.

I wish that pastries could talk.

Postby **Peanut** » Wed May 16, 2007 2:25 pm

Granted but they speack with horrible gramar and speelling skillsssd

I wish for a fish...a yummy fish...

Postby **Blitzkrieg1701** » Wed May 16, 2007 2:59 pm

Granted. You get a yummy... leviathan. Have fun!

I wish the Goof Off nations would hurry up and crumble so we can all go back to pure, enjoyable anarchy!!!

Postby **Peanut** » Wed May 16, 2007 3:05 pm

Granted but from anarchy comes dictators and soon we are knee deep in Goof Off nations once again...

I wish people would quit making a big deal about the death of the current Goof Off Nations...it was inevitable you know..

Postby **Blitzkrieg1701** » Wed May 16, 2007 3:18 pm

Granted. They establish brand new nations exactly like the old ones and make big deals about THEM. "Meet the new boss, same as the old boss"

I wish I had some chicken.

Postby **Peanut** » Wed May 16, 2007 3:22 pm

Granted but its radioactive...

I wish I had some turkey...

Postby **Blitzkrieg1701** » Wed May 16, 2007 5:37 pm

Granted, you have some real estate in Turkey.

I wish I owned the patent on socks.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Wed May 16, 2007 6:36 pm

Granted, but you're being sued for all you're worth by the people with patents on making stuff with thread, knitting, foot covering, and patenting things. Hope you've got lawyers...

I wish that trees could scream.

Postby **Peanut** » Wed May 16, 2007 7:11 pm

Granted but their screams cause you to go deaf...and blind...don't ask me how that works...

I wish this game would download faster...

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