Corrupted wish game

Postby **mitsuki lover** » Thu May 10, 2007 12:23 pm

Granted you have a rusty sword that don't cut anything!

I wish that Temmy's clones would massacre Zarn and Peanut already so we can get to the bar-b-que celebration.

Postby **Peanut** » Thu May 10, 2007 12:31 pm

Granted but Kali brings us back from the grave as his loyal servants thus bringing about the end of all life right before the hot dogs are done cooking.

I wish the hot dogs were done...zombies need food too you know...

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Thu May 10, 2007 6:34 pm

Granted, but the ghouls, wights, lichs, vampires, revenants, banshees, hopping corpses, and the rest of the undead population are in line ahead of you.

I wish that RC Cola was more popular than Heineken beer.

Postby **Peanut** » Thu May 10, 2007 6:44 pm

Granted but it becomes so popular with your mindless horde that they consume it all before you get to have even a sip...

I wish our horde wasn't so mindless...it would make the conversations a little more interesting...

Postby **Zarn Ishtare** » Fri May 11, 2007 8:46 am

Peanut wrote:Granted but it becomes so popular with your mindless horde that they consume it all before you get to have even a sip...

I wish our horde wasn't so mindless...it would make the conversations a little more interesting...

Granted. They unionize, while kicking out everyone who won't pay union dues, and as a lowly zombie, you've got no cash. Good luck getting opressed by the man.

I Wish...

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Fri May 11, 2007 9:15 am

Granted, but...

I wish that the ellipsis would be the national punctuation.

Postby **mitsuki lover** » Fri May 11, 2007 12:02 pm

Granted it is now the national punctuation of Mongolia!

I wish that Rumiko Takahashi would do a one shot featuring Kagome's friends
Yuka,Ayume and Eri.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Fri May 11, 2007 12:35 pm

Granted, but I'm the only one who gets to see it.

I wish that Rutabaga Rule would be imposed on this Earth.

Postby **Peanut** » Fri May 11, 2007 8:42 pm

Granted but it's lead by me, your now former servant who joined the Rutabaga's after being kicked out by the undead union.

I wish for an army of inanimate objects comprised entirely of used soda bottles and coke cans...

Postby **Blitzkrieg1701** » Fri May 11, 2007 10:41 pm

Granted. Being that they're inanimate, they're completely useless as an army and take up a lot of otherwise useful space, but you've got it.

I wish I was Roger Corman.

Postby **mitsuki lover** » Sat May 12, 2007 1:00 pm

Granted but because the Geni Union is currently on strike you have to settle for being Roger Korman of the old Carol Burnette Show.Either that or Tim Conway.

I wish that Disney would bring Sailor Moon back subbed!and that they would also run a subbed version of W.I.T.C.H. and that they would run the two back to back on
Fridays.

Postby **itch** » Sat May 12, 2007 1:40 pm

mitsuki lover wrote:Granted but because the Geni Union is currently on strike you have to settle for being Roger Korman of the old Carol Burnette Show.Either that or Tim Conway.

I wish that Disney would bring Sailor Moon back subbed!and that they would also run a subbed version of W.I.T.C.H. and that they would run the two back to back on
Fridays.

Granted
But they both die from infected chafings.
I wish for permanent hair dye that's actually permanent.

Postby **Blitzkrieg1701** » Sat May 12, 2007 7:07 pm

I wish I'd been able to corruptly grant a wish in this post

Postby **mitsuki lover** » Sun May 13, 2007 1:19 pm

Granted but you now have to jump up and down on one leg while reciting the Gettysburg Address to make up for it.

I wish that there was a way that we could get rid of all the idiots.

Postby **Blitzkrieg1701** » Sun May 13, 2007 3:39 pm

Granted. We're all gone.

I wish at least ONE of us idiots had been able to stay.

Postby **mitsuki lover** » Mon May 14, 2007 12:04 pm

Granted Excel is allowed to stay because she happens to be the smartest idiot around.

I wish that FOX would make a live action series featuring Ginrei from Giant Robo!

Postby **Blitzkrieg1701** » Mon May 14, 2007 12:13 pm

Granted, but it's canceled after only one episode to make room for another hour of American Idol.

I wish bad breath was permanently cured.

Postby **Peanut** » Mon May 14, 2007 5:46 pm

Granted but now we don't have mouths anymore...

I wish Kali would just cut this nonsense and completely crush every Goof Off nation because we know he can and we know that no one would really care...

Postby **Blitzkrieg1701** » Mon May 14, 2007 5:58 pm

Granted, but... um... Hmmm, what is the downside to that? Maybe... all ducks everywhere turn blue for some reason?

I wish a giant robot would stomp a sea of grapes and create robo-wine.

Postby **itch** » Mon May 14, 2007 8:44 pm

Blitzkrieg1701 wrote:Granted, but... um... Hmmm, what is the downside to that? Maybe... all ducks everywhere turn blue for some reason?

I wish a giant robot would stomp a sea of grapes and create robo-wine.

Granted. But the sun dehydrates the robo-wine creating a thick smelly layer of smooshed grapes, attracting a swarm of fruit flies that eventually die, causing an even worse smell that takes out all of the humans in the world that have a sense of smell.

I wish that I had a drink of the robo-wine before it dehydrated.

Postby **Blitzkrieg1701** » Mon May 14, 2007 9:01 pm

Granted, but you become completely addicted, so once the rest becomes undrinkable you're driven mad by cravings and spend the rest of your life writhing in the corner of a padded room.

I wish my room had pads too.

Postby **itch** » Mon May 14, 2007 9:38 pm

Blitzkrieg1701 wrote:Granted, but you become completely addicted, so once the rest becomes undrinkable you're driven mad by cravings and spend the rest of your life writhing in the corner of a padded room.

I wish my room had pads too.

Granted. But you rip them open, eat the fluffy stuff, choke on it, and die.

I wish I could keep my eyes open longer.

Postby **itch** » Tue May 15, 2007 10:07 am

Midnitergrl wrote:Granted. But you keep them open so long that they dry out and shrink to the size of marbles.

I wish I could be online as long as I wanted. Forever.

Granted. But forever runs out, and you die of heartbreak.

I wish I could speak three different languages.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Tue May 15, 2007 11:47 am

Granted, you speak (but don't write) three extinct languages. Only. Good luck trying to communicate with the modern world.

I wish that maple trees spawned syrup elementals.

Postby **mitsuki lover** » Tue May 15, 2007 12:40 pm

Granted but they are all as klutzy as Yuzu from Shrine of the Morning Mist.

I wish that Ani-Monday torpedoes AS in the ratings from 11 p.m.-1 a.m. thus forcing
AS to show more anime.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Tue May 15, 2007 1:25 pm

Granted, but their torpedoing probably wasn't the best idea, as the explosive torpedoes cause significant damage, destroying AS. Ani-Monday then is shut down for illegal use of torpedoes and terrorism.

I wish that Japanese schoolgirls really did have magical powers.

Postby **Peanut** » Tue May 15, 2007 2:34 pm

Granted, but they decide to label you as the poor villain who they will use them upon...

I wish for...

Postby **Jingo Jaden** » Tue May 15, 2007 2:47 pm

Granted, but the punctaions will not be counted for.

I wish I could beat Raoh in fighting mania

Postby **Peanut** » Tue May 15, 2007 2:52 pm

Granted but now everybody else can easily defeat you.

I wish for explosions, and lots of them...

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Tue May 15, 2007 2:54 pm

Granted, your liver is now very explodey.

I wish that grocery stores would carry Twigs and Gravel Cereal.

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