Corrupted wish game

Postby **Blitzkrieg1701** » Fri May 04, 2007 10:30 am

Granted. It's a slightly re-tooled adaptation of the Mystery Science Theater 3000 musical... and "Blue" is the theme song.

I wish someone would put an end to this running gag before it destroys us all.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Fri May 04, 2007 11:16 am

Granted, but then that someone destroys us all anyway and then sits down to listen to David Bowie sing themes from Inuyasha.

I wish that vegetables wore pants.

Postby **mitsuki lover** » Fri May 04, 2007 1:34 pm

Granted but you have to pay extra when you go to the Lawn and Garden department at Sears now.

I wish that there was an alternate reality where Ronin on Stargate:Atlantis is a compelete nerd and Rodney is a gungho Marine.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Fri May 04, 2007 3:53 pm

Granted, but it's somewhere in one of those alternate realities that SG-1 got lost in with the mirror thing. So it exists, theoretically, but nobody's ever seen it.

I wish that pants-wearing vegetables could vote.

Postby **Blitzkrieg1701** » Fri May 04, 2007 6:14 pm

Granted. They CAN vote, but they don't.

I wish gas stations sold lobsters over the counter.

Postby **mitsuki lover** » Sat May 05, 2007 11:45 am

Granted but only in Maine and only after you play 20 questions with a guy named
Homer Jones form Portland,Maine.

I wish that Kaligraphic would explain to us why he is so wanting veggies to wear
clothing.Quite frankly it's driving me bats.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Sun May 06, 2007 4:59 am

Granted, but the answer drives you even more bats.

I wish that fruit would wear little fruit-shaped business suits.

my last fm profile! · Postby **rocklobster** » Sun May 06, 2007 5:01 am

Granted, but now Fruit of the Loom rules the world!
I wish the Animorphs series didn't end in a cliffhanger

Postby **Ryusei** » Sun May 06, 2007 10:28 am

Granted, they all fall off the cliff and die. The end.

I wish I could find a decent CD store that carried Age of Reptiles!

Postby **mitsuki lover** » Sun May 06, 2007 11:41 am

Granted but it is in Bedrock.

I wish that I was related to one of my favorite VAs.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Sun May 06, 2007 11:56 am

Granted, your uncle now works for the Veteran's Administration.

I wish that some leprechauns would bring me Irish whiskey.

Postby **Blitzkrieg1701** » Sun May 06, 2007 1:33 pm

Granted, but they get drunk on it on the way and beat up up when they arive.

I wish Evel Knievel was president of a small, Central American country

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Mon May 07, 2007 9:59 am

Granted. It's a very small country, and you have to live there under his tyrannical rule.

I wish that I had a bat.

Postby **Blitzkrieg1701** » Mon May 07, 2007 10:27 am

Granted. You have a small plastic bat with a large crack in it.

I wish Digimon were recommended by doctors as a good source of potassium.

my last fm profile! · Postby **rocklobster** » Mon May 07, 2007 11:02 am

Granted, but now Chiquita BAnans are out of business.
I wish Trent Reznor would become a spokesman for Prozac.

Postby **mitsuki lover** » Mon May 07, 2007 11:13 am

Granted but he is fired and replaced by Excel Excel.

I wish that Dr.Phil had a German accent and a goatee and wore a monocle and changed his name to Dr.Sigmund and worked for KAOS!

Postby **Blitzkrieg1701** » Mon May 07, 2007 11:13 am

Granted, but now he's so happy that he's released an entire series of albums consisting of nothing but covers of "Happy Happy Joy Joy"

I wish I was king of the coffee ice cream swamp

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Mon May 07, 2007 12:47 pm

Granted, but "the coffee ice cream swamp" is your nickname for your septic tank. And "king" is a euphemism for "guy who has to clean it".

I wish for curry!!!

Postby **Peanut** » Mon May 07, 2007 7:07 pm

Granted but it's so spicy that it incinerates your tongue and most of your mouth.

I wish for pocky!

Postby **mitsuki lover** » Tue May 08, 2007 11:03 am

Granted but it is made in Poland and tastes like polish sausage.

I wish that mice ran the forum!

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Tue May 08, 2007 12:40 pm

Granted, but they just ban you and then everything continues as normal.

I wish that tomatoes made people drunk.

Facebook · Postby **Neko Niisan** » Tue May 08, 2007 1:56 pm

Granted, now Heinz is subjected to Alcoholic Substances taxes, the price of ketchup rockets the stock market rises out of control before crashing resulting in the FTSE 100 going bankrupt. Global economics break down, stable governments crumble and we end up living in caves in a post-Apocalyptic world running around in loin cloths. As tomatoes have become such a commodity they are the only crop saved in the downfall of human kind so now we are all constantly drunk.

I wish that tomatoes wouldn't destroy the global economy.

Postby **Peanut** » Tue May 08, 2007 6:49 pm

Granted, now they just destroy the US's economy.

I wish the US's economy was better...

Postby **Blitzkrieg1701** » Tue May 08, 2007 9:01 pm

Granted. America is now the richest nation on the planet. We're all so rich that all the other nations in the world go bankrupt and their peoples starve to death.

I wish The Monkees stared in an awesome anime that I could watch every day

Facebook · Postby **Neko Niisan** » Wed May 09, 2007 3:34 am

Granted but its made by the same people that produced the Pokemon anime spin-off so its end up being about a bunch of 50 year old ex-pop stars that run around battling various primates in a search to take the 8 Crystal Bananas from all corners of the earth . And it has Team Rocket in it...

I wish that I had a really big banana split.

Postby **Smile:)** » Wed May 09, 2007 11:21 am

Granted, but it's to big to fit in your house.

I wish I had a dog.

Postby **mitsuki lover** » Wed May 09, 2007 11:30 am

Granted you are now the proud owner of Clifford The Big Red Dog!Have fun feeding and taking walkies with him!

I wish that Kagome was Scottish!

Postby **The Liar XIII** » Wed May 09, 2007 11:33 am

Granted, but now Goku is Irish.

I wish I could kill Chuck Norris, so then everyone would be afraid of me :lol:

Postby **Blitzkrieg1701** » Wed May 09, 2007 8:23 pm

Granted, but since the lifeforce of Chuck Norris is the only thing holding the physical universe together, killing him causes all matter in existence to fly appart into uncombined subatomic particles.

I wish Bulgaria had a functioning space program.

Postby **Peanut** » Thu May 10, 2007 10:40 am

Granted, Bulgaria is now the leading seller of empty space, giving them the best space program in the entire world.

I wish for a blade like no other!

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