Corrupted wish game

[Kaligraphic]

Granted, now it's space aliens making you do it.

I wish that people would just settle down and welcome our new alien overlords.

[Ratrace]

Granted, but they think that shows weakness and wipe us out.

I wish my hyperspace escape pod could carry a few more people.

[Kaligraphic]

Granted, but you're not one of them.

I wish that people wouldn't suffer forever in hell for wearing toe socks.

[Ratrace]

Granted, but mass panic is caused by people who think they will.

I wish kaligraphic turned into a pomaranian version of his avatar.

[Blitzkrieg1701]

Granted, but it's such a brioef transformation that no one gets to see it.

I wish people stopped calling here to sell things

[Ratrace]

granted, they show up to buy things at low, low prices.

I wish I could get what I really mean across over the internet.

[Blitzkrieg1701]

Granted, but it involves opening your computer up so much that it somehow gets every virus known to computer science.

I wish viruses were abolished.

[Ratrace]

Granted, antivirus people are now all unemployed.

I wish my dinner would get here faster.

[Blitzkrieg1701]

Granted. It flys through the wall at 62,879,879 mph and hits you in the face.

I wish I had fewer things to get done.

[Ratrace]

Granted, you have nothing to get done and are the most bored human on Earth, stealing my title.

I wish I had a better title.

[mitsuki lover]

Granted you are now Supreme Mucky Muck of the Internet/Wired but you have to change your avatar to Lain now in order to get your title settled.

I wish that the AL got rid of the DH.

[Ratrace]

Granted, your to busy dealing with the consequences of puting me far below Wonder Boy to notice though.

I wish salted snacks would fall from the sky.

[Kaligraphic]

Granted, but due to the genie's limited understanding of English, salted snakes fall from the sky.

I wish that a comet would wipe out all life on Pluto.

[Ratrace]

Granted, when we migrate there in a few thousand years.

I wish these snake fall somewhere amusing.

[AsianBlossom]

Wish granted, but that amusing place is on top of your head.

I wish I knew what to wish for :p

[Kaligraphic]

Granted, but the wish destroys you.

I wish that carrots would bleed red when cut.

[mitsuki lover]

Granted but they also rebel and make you eat turnips for the rest of your life.

I wish that we had a total monarchy.

[Blitzkrieg1701]

Granted. The leader of the Carrot Rebels rules absolutely.

I wish I knew what was going on.

[Kaligraphic]

Granted, but the carrots behead you for discovering their secret.

I wish that I had a photo of the Carrot King.

[Blitzkrieg1701]

Granted, but you're beheaded for owning it.

I wish the Zucchini People would hurry up and overthrow the Carrots

[mitsuki lover]

Granted but as usual Zucchini grow like rabbits and no-one knows what to do with half of them.

I wish that we could declare war on Theologyweb just for the heck of it and just so we could declare victory as the BETTER FORUM!

[Blitzkrieg1701]

Granted, but it turns out that the whole war was part of a plot by Myspace to divide and conquer all the internet.

I wish I had something to drink.

[Kaligraphic]

Granted, but it's moonshine with a high percentage of wood alcohol and you go blind from drinking it.

I wish that the pancake people would put at end to this vegetable rule.

[Blitzkrieg1701]

Granted, but before they can establish their own stable rule they're conquered by the Knights of Nesquik

I wish for five extra hours to be added onto tonight so I can sleep extra.

[Ratrace]

Granted, giving that group of thieves just enough time to get everything from your house.

I wish they'd hurry up and figure out we're not going to ransom Blitzkrieg for the amount they want.

[mitsuki lover]

Granted so they use hims as target practice with their Easter Eggs of Doom!

I wish that the Slayers boxset wasn't $35.98.

[Blitzkrieg1701]

Granted. The price has been marked down to $35.95

I wish I was digesting my oversized Easter meal faster.

[Kaligraphic]

Granted, but you're digesting it so quickly that your gastric juices dissolve you from the inside out in a horribly painful and badly animated "draw an expanding hole in the character" death scene.

I wish that food would go on crusades.

[mitsuki lover]

Granted they are now on an anti-Kaligraphic Crusade to rid the world of Kaligraphic.
See what happens when you torture your carrots?

I wish that a certain Presidential candidate would adopt 'You're So Vain' as his
campaign theme song.

[Blitzkrieg1701]

Granted, but so does every other one. Mass confusion causes the election process to fall apart, our democracy to crumble, and a second wave of Carrot rule to begin!

I wish I had a bouncy ball