Corrupted wish game

Postby **Icarus** » Mon Mar 26, 2007 5:20 pm

Granted, you are given Chinese food, freshly prepared in 300 B.C.

I wish for Euclid's Elements

my last fm profile! · Postby **rocklobster** » Mon Mar 26, 2007 6:44 pm

Granted, but it's actually the periodic table of the elements.
I wish Cartoon Network brought back Zatch Bell.

Postby **Blitzkrieg1701** » Mon Mar 26, 2007 8:20 pm

Granted, but no one watches it and they stop showing anime forever.

I wish I could control pork products with my mind

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Tue Mar 27, 2007 9:33 am

Granted, but beef and poultry products can control you!

I wish that the sky wasn't blue.

Postby **mitsuki lover** » Tue Mar 27, 2007 12:06 pm

Granted the sky is now a delicate shade of pink with gentle undertones of mauve and magenta.

I wish that the sky was purple.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Tue Mar 27, 2007 12:28 pm

granted, but then you realize that what you're looking at is your computer screen, and you clicked on a link to purple.com.

I wish that herrings had feet.

Postby **Blitzkrieg1701** » Tue Mar 27, 2007 12:41 pm

Granted. Now they walk all over you.

I wish Jimi Hendrix left me his musical tallent in his will

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Tue Mar 27, 2007 12:56 pm

Granted, but it was seized by the IRS, and now you not only don't have it, but you have to pay taxes for talent you don't have.

I wish that trees could scream.

Postby **Ratrace** » Tue Mar 27, 2007 3:58 pm

Granted, they do it in high-pitched, whiny voices at even a slight breaze or a squirrle.

I wish I knew what happened to all those goofers who promised not to leave a few months ago.

Postby **Blitzkrieg1701** » Tue Mar 27, 2007 7:24 pm

Granted, but you forgot soon after you found out.

I wish trash took itself out.

Postby **Icarus** » Tue Mar 27, 2007 7:37 pm

Granted, you know what happened, but are immediately struck dumb.

I wish it was April 3rd already.

Postby **mitsuki lover** » Wed Mar 28, 2007 11:36 am

Granted it is now April 3,1865 and you are stuck on guard duty.

I wish that it was July 4.

Postby **Blitzkrieg1701** » Wed Mar 28, 2007 12:31 pm

Granted, it is now July 4... as seen in the movie Independance Day

I wish a new issue of Shonen Jump came out every day

Postby **Icarus** » Wed Mar 28, 2007 8:34 pm

Granted, a new issue of SJ comes out daily. The authors quit en masse to protest.

I wish I wasn't a geek.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Thu Mar 29, 2007 9:36 am

Granted, the circus fires you from your job of biting the heads off of chickens. Now you're an unemployed geek with no other skills.

I wish that food could talk.

Postby **mitsuki lover** » Thu Mar 29, 2007 12:18 pm

Granted but you really don't want to hear what the asparagus has to say about the
sauerkraut,now do you?

I wish that Anzu would show up on Yu-Gi-Oh GX and wipe the floor with Jaden.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Thu Mar 29, 2007 3:09 pm

Granted, he shows up and wipes the floor with Jaden Smith. You child beating wisher.

I wish that Lacus Clyne would wreck a Ferrari Enzo in a live-action Yu-Gi-Oh battle featuring real fighting gundams, played between Ichigo from Bleach and the Pharaoh, while Keitaro from Love Hina is played face down in front of a Chinese Cursed Gender Switch Spring trap card, and then is attacked by Inuyasha, as simultaneously all of the girls from Azumanga Daioh (Except Chiyo, who flies), are sent to the graveyard by a trap door, and Ash from Pokemon is sacrificed just to get rid of him.

Postby **Althaia** » Thu Mar 29, 2007 4:43 pm

granted but it all happens when your sick

and couldn't see it

i wish for world peace! and no more hunger as in all the children of the world fed

Postby **Blitzkrieg1701** » Fri Mar 30, 2007 9:29 am

Granted. All the weapons of war in the world are diverted from their intended use and used to execute all but five of the world's children and cook the flesh in order to feed all the remaining children in the world.

I wish I'd come up with a less creepy responce.

Postby **Ratrace** » Fri Mar 30, 2007 1:54 pm

Granted, but its so cheesy the consept of cheesyness gets re-named after you.

I wish macaroni was more Blitzkriegy.

Postby **mitsuki lover** » Sat Mar 31, 2007 11:31 am

Granted macaroni has just conquered Poland and is now invading the Low Countries,France and has it's eyes on bombing London into submission.

I wish that Clint Eastwood would run for President.

Postby **Ratrace** » Mon Apr 02, 2007 5:58 pm

Granted, but he wins.

I wish shops sold baked Alaska (pudding)

Postby **Blitzkrieg1701** » Mon Apr 02, 2007 8:19 pm

Granted. Two shops in Port Lockroy, Antarctica sell it.

I wish Antarctica had its own army.

Postby **mitsuki lover** » Tue Apr 03, 2007 12:14 pm

Granted they are led by Pen Pen who plans to take over Disney.

I wish that they would make the Battle of the Billionaires into a comic book.

Postby **Blitzkrieg1701** » Wed Apr 04, 2007 9:16 am

Granted, but it costs a billion dollars an issue.

I wish someone would clean up all the excess pollen around here

Postby **mitsuki lover** » Wed Apr 04, 2007 12:09 pm

Granted but everyone with allergies now has to stay out of the building for the next thousand years as guess where they put it all.

I wish that Letterman and Leno would put on the boxing gloves to prove who is the better late night host once and for all.

Postby **Peanut** » Wed Apr 04, 2007 8:56 pm

Granted, but instead of beating each other up, their beating you up to determine who is the greatest late night show host once and for all.

I wish I didn't have this english paper to write...

Postby **Ratrace** » Wed Apr 04, 2007 10:28 pm

Granted, you have the customary much harder english paper to write.

I wish I wasn't to sugar loaded to eat this last Tunnocks Tea Cake.

Postby **CelticWarrior20** » Thu Apr 05, 2007 6:22 am

granted but the tea cake is moldy inside

i wish diabetes never exsisted

Postby **Ratrace** » Thu Apr 05, 2007 8:48 am

Granted, but since this is your corupted wish, you get the blame when it shows up.

I wish people would stop making me bring back diseases.

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