Corrupted wish game

[Animus Seed]

...

(I got nothing.)

[Ratrace]

This one one of the few countries where people drink heavily on their way to go drinking. And I have previously mentioned some sober drivers I'm not fond of in here somewhere.

I wish for green.

[mitsuki lover]

Granted.Your face is painted green for St.Patty's Day but because you weren't alert enough you used a paint base that doesn't wash out so you are stuck looking green all year round.

I wish that baseball would get back on tv.

[Kaligraphic]

Granted, you have a baseball on top of your tv set.

I wish that Congress would give up on Daylight Savings Time.

[Ratrace]

Granted, they give up on all time and stop showing up.

I wish money grew on a tree in my back garden.

[Kaligraphic]

Granted. Well, it's money somewhere, but you just haven't figured out where people use leaves as currency...

I wish that I had the ticket concession for the next Q vs. Temmy boxing match.

[Ratrace]

Granted, the next match is to see how feared they should be, judged by the damage done boxing a bound and gaged Kaligraghic.

I wish veloceraptors randomly appeared in public places.

[mitsuki lover]

Granted but they all tend to congregate at MacDonald's afterwards.

I wish that episode 35 of Dual made sense!
(heheheh! since there is no episode 35!)

[Kaligraphic]

Granted. They make an episode 35, but get a $0.03 return for their investment. (Ha! It made three cents!)

I wish that there were some cool mecha battles in Last Exile episode 29.

[mitsuki lover]

Granted but then in order to have them Last Exile is suddenly revealed to be a nightmare that Heero is having after his fight with Quatre in episode 25 of Gundam Wing and so Last Exile never really existed at all.

I wish that History Channel wasn't so revisionist.

[Peanut]

Granted, but it causes the large mass of viewers which enjoyed it's revisionist view to quite watching and soon, it dies...

I wish the Corrupted Wish Thread wouldn't fall this low on the first page for the rest of eternity...

[Valkaiser]

Granted, but when eternity is done resting...
I wish that the voices would make up their minds.

[Kaligraphic]

Granted, but their decisions are all different and they just have to shout down anyone who disagrees with them. And they never shut up.

I wish that anime didn't send people straight to hell.

[mitsuki lover]

I didn't know it did.But granted now you end up in New Jersey and have to spend Eternity there instead.

I wish that the live action Sailor Moon was on C-SPAN and ESPN.

[Kaligraphic]

Granted, but now you are forced to watch male politicians and athletes dressed up as sailor scouts. You can't get the Sailor Kennedy transformation sequence out of your mind...

I wish that cats could legally be hurled through the air as a sport.

[Kaligraphic]

Granted, but it's humongous, weighs 50 tons, and falls right on top of you, killing you.

I wish for a magic sock.

[Kaligraphic]

Granted, but they're the last two corrupted wishes of your tragically shortened life.

I wish that x.

[rocklobster]

Granted, but now it's y.
I wish my katamari Damacy game still worked.

[mitsuki lover]

Granted but you can only play it while you are watching Leno.

I wish that I had enough money to have bought Neon Genesis Evangelion:Angelic
Days vol.#2 today.

[Kaligraphic]

Granted, but now you're kicking yourself for not having done so, and for buying Argon Leviticus Miscellaneon: Human Days #71 instead.

I wish that I had a pepperoni and italian sausage pizza here right now.

[Blitzkrieg1701]

Granted, but 8 really big, hungry guys show up and eat it all.

I wish I could control the world through Facebook

[mitsuki lover]

Granted but only names beginning with A-J.

I wish that Shrine of the Morning Mist replaced Prince of Tennis on Toonami.

[Kaligraphic]

Granted, but only in Uzbekistan.

I wish that a;aljfd;ouq94[3ut09u3qal_2491!(Tr$E*Q@)e)$@(2#Q)$9Q%---------NO CARRIER

[mitsuki lover]

Granted you may now speak gibberish for the rest of your life and since no-one understands you you end up spending it all in a cave in the Australian Outback.

I wish that they would replace Katie Couric with Worf on the CBS Evening News.

[Kaligraphic]

Granted. They replace Katie Couric in a reprint of her high school yearbook with a goldfish named "Worf on the CBS Evening News".

I with that ATMs would randomly eat people.

[Blitzkrieg1701]

Granted, ATMs will randomly eat people in the year 3852

I wish I had bowstaff skills

[mitsuki lover]

Granted but like Hour Man's abilities they only last a given amount of time.Unfortunately for you they last for about 5 seconds.

I wish that the Doctor Who animated series came to Sci Fi Channel.

[Ratrace]

granted. it went as well, though.

I wish my main tv source of anime would choose a chanel and stick to it.

[Kaligraphic]

Granted, but you don't get that channel.

I wish that space aliens spoke French.

[Ratrace]

granted, but they follow Star Gate rules, thus leaving a giant plot hole in the universe.

I wish for chinese food.