Corrupted wish game

Postby **Althaia** » Wed Mar 07, 2007 7:24 pm

granted but now the moon is only half as shiny as it used to be

i wish FOR WORLD PEACE!!!

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Thu Mar 08, 2007 9:06 am

Granted, we're at peace because the bits of the moon killed us all.

I wish that we weren't all dead.

Postby **<:3)~mouse** » Thu Mar 08, 2007 9:22 am

Granted now we are all zombies.

i wish for control of all things

Postby **mitsuki lover** » Thu Mar 08, 2007 10:52 am

Granted you now control everything starting with the letter AAAA.

I wish that there were free mechas.

Postby **Blitzkrieg1701** » Thu Mar 08, 2007 11:38 am

Granted. We just can't have them. Free mecha are only for Peter Jackson, Kevin Barnes, and Alton Brown.

I wish Peter Jackson, Kevin Barnes, and Alton Brown would share.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Thu Mar 08, 2007 1:00 pm

Granted. They share with each other.

I wish that sushi could scream.

Postby **Peanut** » Thu Mar 08, 2007 1:27 pm

Granted but it's scream is so loud that it causes your and only your eardrums to explode...

I wish sushi wouldn't scream so much...

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Thu Mar 08, 2007 1:33 pm

Granted, it screams 2% less often, but 50% louder to compensate.

I wish that monkeys could fly.

Postby **Animus Seed** » Thu Mar 08, 2007 3:21 pm

Granted. But the screaming sushi causes all the flying monkeys to drop dead, raining down like meteors onto your head.

I wish I had a little servant robot.

Postby **Ratrace** » Thu Mar 08, 2007 3:37 pm

granted, its 1 atom wide by 1 atom tall.

I wish Animus would stop telling us how superior his serving robot is.

Postby **mitsuki lover** » Fri Mar 09, 2007 1:07 pm

Granted.Animus has just been assimilated by the Borg and is now too busy assimilating life forms in the Gamma Quadrant to brag any more.

I wish that the next Star Trek Movie was about the Borg.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Fri Mar 09, 2007 2:47 pm

Granted, it's called Star Trek - Spplat Attack.

I wish that we didn't have paintball-slinging Borg in the Star Treck universe.

Postby **Blitzkrieg1701** » Fri Mar 09, 2007 6:02 pm

Granted. Now Star Trek has Gungans. Jar Jar is now captain of The Enterprise.

I wish I was musically brilliant

Postby **mitsuki lover** » Sat Mar 10, 2007 1:42 pm

Granted...you are now Ringo Starr!

I wish that the next anime on AS would be Gatekeepers 21!

Postby **Ratrace** » Sat Mar 10, 2007 4:34 pm

granted, their next schedule change is in 2056 though.

I wish we got that channel in Scotland.

Postby **Blitzkrieg1701** » Sat Mar 10, 2007 4:39 pm

Granted, but it's a premium channel and costs a billion dollars to subscribe.

I wish Hardee's Thickburgers didn't fall apart so much

Postby **Ratrace** » Sat Mar 10, 2007 4:42 pm

granted, but as Ive never seen one this part doesn't get anywhere.

I wish all the next persons wishes (ever) came true. Unless its Nate cause that would be too weird.

Postby **Blitzkrieg1701** » Sat Mar 10, 2007 4:57 pm

Granted. Now my previous Thickburger wish is granted twice, causing a temporal paradox that destroys the universe.

I wish I was actually good at Wheel of Fortune.

Postby **Ratrace** » Sat Mar 10, 2007 5:10 pm

granted, but when you get on the show your not good enough.

I wish people would stop using temporal paradoxes to corrupt wishes.

Postby **mitsuki lover** » Sun Mar 11, 2007 12:59 pm

Granted now all wishes must be postdated no later than August 5,1967.

I wish that Barak Obama would change his first name to something that doesn't begin with the letter 'b'.

Postby **Peanut** » Sun Mar 11, 2007 2:21 pm

Granted, he is now the Politician Formerly Known as Barak Obama...or just :thumbsup:

...

I wish I didn't suffer so much from writer's block...

Postby **Fish and Chips** » Sun Mar 11, 2007 2:24 pm

Granted. You have writer's block no more; now it's an executioner's block. Real career prospects.

I wish I could find an Anime/Manga character who resembled me.

Postby **Animus Seed** » Sun Mar 11, 2007 9:55 pm

Granted! They make an anime of your life in Japan... then 4Kids gets the rights to bring it over here.

I wish I could sing better.

Postby **Ratrace** » Sun Mar 11, 2007 10:08 pm

Granted, you can sing the word better, and only better. That may be an improvement, but thats not for me to decide.

I wish all people with any power had to take a public IQ test.

Postby **Animus Seed** » Sun Mar 11, 2007 10:21 pm

Granted: All super-heroes are required to take IQ-tests. All those without powers are exempt from taking any tests, ever, period. Be careful, there's lots of new drivers on the road today...

I wish I could resist being a grammar Nazi.

Postby **Ratrace** » Sun Mar 11, 2007 10:24 pm

granted, but since you can do that now nothing happens and you still don't.

I wish I attracted less attention from grammar nazis.

Postby **Animus Seed** » Sun Mar 11, 2007 10:27 pm

Granted. Oh, look, there goes an incredibly attractive female English student...

I wish for nice weather tomorrow.

Postby **Ratrace** » Sun Mar 11, 2007 10:31 pm

granted, it's nice, nothing special.

I wish more people would leave their brain in the 'on' position.

Postby **Animus Seed** » Sun Mar 11, 2007 10:33 pm

Granted. However, brains left on for too long without being used run out of power, driving energy costs sky high. Refer to dangerous roads, as posted above. And look, zombies!

I wish for talent!

Postby **Ratrace** » Sun Mar 11, 2007 10:39 pm

granted, your innate nose whistling skills have been increased.

I wish Animus would realize I live in the land of the drunk driver, for which the roles state, and I quote, " If you cant see anything you can drive faster" (blind drunk
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