Corrupted wish game

[Peanut]

Granted *Flings billions of snowballs on Ratraces head.*

I wish it would snow tomorrow.

[Kaligraphic]

Granted, it snows in Alaska. You get flaming meteor showers instead.

I wish that the ramen place near where I live was a more convenient place to eat.

[Animus Seed]

Granted, although it's more convenient for cat-face people now.

I wish for a buffalo nickel

Granted. Buffalo sauce-flavored nickel. Don't eat it, though, or you'll get lead poisoning.

I wish for the end of all spam, spyware, and computer viruses.

[WrestlingOtaku]

Granted, but your computer is filled with bugs.

I wish that I had my old Sega Genesis back with all the old Sonic the Hedgehog games.

[Kaligraphic]

Granted, but none of it works.

I wish that trees were blue. Solid blue.

[Ratrace]

granted, but they blend perfectly with the sky and everyone walks into them.

I wish once every day donuts fell from the sky.

[Kaligraphic]

Granted. Now people are dying from humongous donuts falling out of the sky onto their heads.

I wish that lizards would live in the blue trees and build huge nets to catch the falling donuts.

[Peanut]

Granted, but the nests can only hold half a donut before they fall to the earth and sent giant donuts rolling all over the place.

I wish people would leave donuts out of this.

[Kaligraphic]

Granted, but the donuts have to go somewhere, and we end up with a huge stack of donuts in Peru, sending the Earth off-axis and causing us to go spinning out of the solar system.

I wish that Windows Vista's default screen saver would be "Flying Donuts".

[Peanut]

Granted, but the donuts fly from the screen and smack you repetitively in the head until your knocked unconscious.

I wish the good times would never end.

[Blitzkrieg1701]

Granted. Saddly, we all die suddenly and the good times happen without us

I wish I didn't have the nibbles right now

[Ratrace]

Granted, you've got the munchies.

I wish I know what to get my friend for his birthday.

[Kaligraphic]

Granted, but you can't find it.

I wish for a ()

[Blitzkrieg1701]

Granted, you have a copy of the album () by Sigur Ros... but it's scratched

I wish it wasn't so hard...

[Kaligraphic]

Granted, now it's soggy.

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[Blitzkrieg1701]

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I wish toys could take over a small Central American Country

[Ratrace]

Granted, but it was last on their list in the rule the world plot.

I wish I knew the ultimate question to pie, ice cream and everything.

[Peanut]

Granted but it's a number so long that you could never hope to actually know it...

I wish a rolling stone did gather moss...

[Ratrace]

Granted, moss is so resilient that everything is covered in it.

I wish there was a way to move all this moss.

[Kaligraphic]

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I wish for the result of the Unknown Equation.

[Peanut]

Granted, but you have to pay apple for the rights to it.

I wish that...I had more time?!

[Blitzkrieg1701]

Granted, society just bombed itself out of existance, so you've got time enough at last... but your glasses just broke.

I wish that thing with the whatsit didn't go all whatever on the whosit

[Ratrace]

Granted, the whoever of wherever will be over whenever to do something or other.

I wish being a hermit was a paying profession.

[Peanut]

Granted, but you get so lonely that you end up using your money to buy friends, who immediately leave you as soon as your money runs out leaving you lonely and without a job.

I wish corrupting wishes was our nation's favorite pastime...

[Blitzkrieg1701]

Granted, but now it's all about the money and most of the young people have moved on to faster moving topics

I wish I had a posse

[Kaligraphic]

Granted, but you have to spend all your time rounding them up.

I wish that baseball was played with fish instead of wooden bats.

[Ratrace]

granted, but all the players quit. Well, most of them.

I wish there was always something good on tv.

[Blitzkrieg1701]

Granted, but now the sheer number of choices means that you're always missing something good

I wish I could levitate objects with my voice

[Kaligraphic]

Granted, but only the contents of your stomach.

I wish that marauding space aliens would blow up the moon.

[Peanut]

Granted but the debris from the moon rains down upon the earth and destroys that new summer home you bought in Florida...

I wish the moon was back...