Corrupted wish game

[mitsuki lover]

Granted,now Animazement is held on Mars.

I wish that Princess Nine was on Toonami.

[Ratrace]

Granted. Its on at 2pm and is soon removed due to low viewing.

I wish I could pay attention to this and watch TV at the same time.

[Kaligraphic]

Granted, but you get hit by a truck, because you are paying attention to this and watching tv in the middle of the highway.

I wish that goats had nice, trimmed goatees.

[KhakiBlueSocks]

Granted, but you get hit by a truck, because you are paying attention to this and watching tv in the middle of the highway.

I wish that goats had nice, trimmed goatees.

Granted, but they bite yours right off your chin, leaving you goatee--and chin--less.

I wish, I wish I had a fish.

[Kaligraphic]

Your wish to wish to have a fish is granted. Unfortunately, the wish that you wished to wish - that is, to have a fish - is not, thus leaving you wishful but fishless and disappointed.

I wish for space pirates to attack the Earth.

[mitsuki lover]

Granted Ryoko invades your living room and makes you watch every episode in
Tenchi where she was the central character.

I wish that Father Abel and Vash could meet.

[Kaligraphic]

Granted, they meet, shake hands, and then are both crushed by a cow falling out of the sky.

I wish that the company where I work had more parking available.

[SaintGabriel]

Granted, but it's only available to the seniors, employees of the month, and the handicapped.

I wish for fish on a dish.

[FarmGirl]

Granted, but to keep the fish from flop wriggling off of the dish, you'll have to find a rope of some sort and tie it down. It's looking at you...

I wish I had enough change to buy a stamp.

[Kaligraphic]

Granted. You have the option to undergo a radical, experimental form of sex change operation in exchange for a stamp on your hand. It's a frog. A blue frog. (I don't recommend the bargain, but you wished for it.)

I wish for an armoured war elephant.

[FarmGirl]

Granted, but it's been dead for quite some time; all that's left is the armor and the skeleton (sans tusks).

I wish this cough would go away.

[Kaligraphic]

Granted, but you go with it.

I wish that Sotheby's would let me auction off the skeleton and armour of a war elephant.

[mitsuki lover]

Granted but they charge you 50 goats to do it.

I wish that the next Star Trek movie were:Star Trek Voyager:The Day The Dualfans Took Over The World!

[Ratrace]

Granted, but you still dont get a part.

I wish I hadn't wished this wish.

[crossalchemist]

Granted, but now there's no witty response either.

I wish I hadn't accidentally bought DVD+Rs. (Instead of -Rs)

[Ratrace]

Granted, now you bought CD Rs instead.

I wish this room would stop trying to spin.

[Kaligraphic]

Granted, but your lucky duck gets killed and eaten anyway. It is, however, most fortuitously seasoned.

I wish for a mutant war rutabaga.

[Peanut]

Granted but it's mutation has made it Passive war rutabaga...

I wish we Yak's were used for our transportation needs instead of cars, trucks, planes and all other modern transportation devices...

[Ratrace]

granted, but you all die and get eaten during a transatlantic crossing. So many yaks, so many months floating aimlessly through the ocean...

I wish Mr SmartyPants was a member of Scottish parliament.

[Peanut]

Granted but all he gets kicked out for his horrible William Wallace impression.

I wish I wasn't sick.

[Kaligraphic]

Granted, you died from it. Not sick any more, eh? More like dead.

I wish that we hadn't lost Peanut to that sickness.

[Peanut]

Granted but he comes back more powerful then ever and dethrowns Lord Kalvin as ruler of the Undead...MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

I wish the Green Leaf near me wasn't going out of business...

[Kaligraphic]

Granted, they're already gone, and the owner(s) find himself/themselves in deep legal trouble when Lord Kalvin reveals that he was just kidding about being dethroned and deanimates Peanut on their property, leaving them with a dead body and a lot of explaining to do.

I wish that I knew what this Green Leaf was.

[Althaia]

granted but you go insane you know whats in there and where EVERY location is

i wish for a dollar

[Peanut]

Granted, but upon receiving it Peanut to come back to life (and by back to life I mean back to life but with all his powers of awesomeness he gained), who immediately reasserts his dominance over Lord Kalvin and the undead by tossing Green Leaf's book shelves, Christian Literature, CD's and DVD's at them along with some paintings and a cash register too...oh and your dollar was in said cash register and was stolen in the chaos by an angry mole.

I wish Lord Kalvin would just Cut Loose...Footloose, and kick off his sunday shoes...

[rocklobster]

Granted but Michael Jackson beats him in a dancing contest
I wish Sailor Moon's fifth season actually aired stateside.

[Peanut]

Granted but it's the version in which Michael Jackson and Mr. T do all the voices.

I wish for more time.

[CelticWarrior20]

Granted but time over welms you and your stuck in a parralel universe

i wish i could shape shift into anything i want

[Kaligraphic]

Granted, provided that what you want is a small pink rodent.

I wish that I hadn't seen those photos of Peanut in a frilly pink dress.

[Ratrace]

Granted, you saw the video of him doing ballet in it instead.

I wish for more snowballs