Corrupted wish game

[Hakaii]

Granted, but its made by Global.

I wish for my daughter to grow up to be Queen of the world!

[Kaligraphic]

Granted. She grows up to have a sex change operation and is crowned "Drag Queen of the World".

I wish that zombie pirates roamed the seas, doing battle with robot ninjas.

[wingedfox]

granted but they sign a peace treaty and set out to distroy the world.

I wish my dog wasn't so hyper

[Animus Seed]

^Make a wish, Eight.

[Kaligraphic]

Granted, but it attracts a swarm of killer alien flying disc creatures that think you're holding one of their own captive, and attack you for it.

I wish that fish could play piano.

[mitsuki lover]

Granted you can now play with a Canadian penny.

I wish that Florida were in the west coast.

[Ratrace]

granted, but Arnold will still be back.

I wish all music was free.

[mitsuki lover]

Granted all music is free because it all sucks equally badly.

I wish that for the next 74 hours we didn't hear the name:Anna Nicole Smith
all over the news.

[Ratrace]

Granted, we're all deaf.

I wish it snowed more

[mitsuki lover]

Granted, we have another Ice Age.
As a result it starts to snow from January to August non-stop and you are the most hated person in the world,except the Polar Bears love ya now!

I wish that coffee was free all over the world.

[Kaligraphic]

Granted, but it's rancid cheese and moldy bread.

I wish for a talking dolphin.

[crossalchemist]

Granted, but you're in it and can't get out. Also, you still can't breath underwater.


I wish the Trigun movie was out.

[mitsuki lover]

Granted but it is only currently showing on the planet Gunsmoke.

I wish that I had vol.2 of Melty Lancer.

[Ratrace]

Granted, its the Dutch edition.

I wish that all pies double in size every two weeks.

[crossalchemist]

Granted, but now THEY eat YOU!

I wish I had read "The Symposium" over the weekend.

[Kaligraphic]

Granted, but it's not the symposium you wanted to read. This one warps your sanity and gives you visions of squid-faced elder beings.

I wish for a lobster pizza.

[mitsuki lover]

Granted but you have to get your own lobster.

I wish that Yuki Saiko was my boss.

[Ratrace]

Granted, but you feint from shock and get fired for bad work ethic.

I wish college was more interesting.

[Kaligraphic]

Granted, it's run by a student council, has only three professors, and you have to pilot a GUNDAM that always breaks down at the worst possible moment. Plus people freak out randomly, and you end up in a club with a time traveler, an alien, an esper, and a girl who mysteriously controls the whole thing. Plus you end up living in the wrong dorm, get beat up by the girls all the time, can't please anyone, and are constantly taken advantage of. Oh, and did I mention that there are aliens and fantastical creatures attacking your school, and you alone can protect it? Not that it gets you any respect or sympathy, and when you miss a class to save the school from destruction, it still counts against you as an absence. Oh, and did I mention that students at your school are being crushed by cows falling out of the sky? Oh, and every Saturday, you have to recap the events of the previous week, with plenteous explanation and gratuitous navel-gazing. Plus everyone's name is spelled differently every week, so you need to keep current with your spelling. Plus, people begin to randomly switch gender, and this is taken as normal until you discover that it's actually being caused by aliens with gender transformation ray guns. Naturally, some of the ray guns malfunction and start turning people into cats and cats into people. And then the science building blows up, and one of the three professors inexplicably turns into a cyborg...


I wish that cats were sometimes brightly-coloured.

[mitsuki lover]

Granted.All cats are now the color of flouresent lights.Not only that but some actually come in day glo colors and you can get a entire litter of kitties in packages of Crayola now.Unfortunately the only downside of it is that the World's supply of
kitty litter is owned by Sakaki from Azumanga Daioh and you must pledge your
undying loyalty to her or else date her teacher Yukari-sensei for an entire year before you can get any kitty litter,and because of the odor and everything you get thrown out of your apartment..

I wish that The Dirty Pair would replace the entire Fridays on Cartoon Network!

[Ratrace]

Granted, for the rest of time all day Friday is Dirty Pair Flash Day on Cartoon Network. To keep up ratings CN are forced to conquer the world using subliminal messages in their cartoons to brainwash a whole generation of people. Fridays now become the most boring day of the week.

I wish electronic devices(especially mine) would stop braking when people(especially me) actually need them.

[mitsuki lover]

Granted you are now transported back to the 17th century.

I wish that now that everyone under 30 was forced to watch home movies from
the 1970s.

[Ratrace]

Granted. Nothing of importance comes of it due to the widespread apathy of that group. All the people who care are to drunk to do anything.

I wish caffeine had no negative side effects.

[Kaligraphic]

Granted, but carbonated beverages suddenly get people drunk. (Hi, Pepsi!)

I wish that cats could breathe and live underwater.

[mitsuki lover]

Granted.But they evolve into fiendishly evil and clever mercats who develop a method to take over the rest of the Earth using DVDs of The Melancholy of
Haruhi Suzumiya.

I wish that Idaho was a football power.

[Blitzkrieg1701]

Granted. Every single football player in America moves to Idaho, which unfortunately alienates the audiences in the other 49 states and causes the overall popularity of the sport to fade.

I wish baseball was more popular in America.

[mitsuki lover]

y'mean it isn't?Granted except that now all the players are from Japan or Mexico and you have to learn Japanese or Spanish to be able to follow the game.

I wish that the Mariners get pass last place this year...Actually I really DO WISH
they get pass last place.

[Blitzkrieg1701]

Granted, a team of untrained chimps is added to the league at the last minute

I wish Charlton Heston, Sean Connery, Bruce Campbell and Chuck Norris made a movie together.

[mitsuki lover]

Granted but they all die in the end because Clint Eastwood wasn't there to save them.

I wish that Clint Eastwood would run on the Libertarian ticket.

[Blitzkrieg1701]

Granted, but he's saddled with Tom Arnold as a running mate

I wish the official overflow hotel for Animazement wasn't several lanes of traffic away from the convention center