Corrupted wish game

Postby **crossalchemist** » Sun Feb 04, 2007 1:51 pm

Granted, but one of your e-mails accidently gets caught in the filter and you are put on death row.

I wish I had a Mac.

Postby **Peanut** » Sun Feb 04, 2007 2:52 pm

Granted *hands linwood a Big Mac*

I wish I didn't have an AP Bio test tomorrow...

Postby **crossalchemist** » Sun Feb 04, 2007 2:57 pm

Granted, now its an Organic Chemsity final!

I wish I had the ability to make flash cartoons!

Postby **mitsuki lover** » Mon Feb 05, 2007 11:33 am

Granted but you can only do cartoons of The Flash and DC sues you for over
$400,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000.

I wish that there was a Parallel Earth where Mitsuki Sanada was a Moderator of
the CAA!

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Mon Feb 05, 2007 12:34 pm

Granted, but you have no way of knowing if it really exists.

I wish that I had a curry-based lunch.

Postby **crossalchemist** » Mon Feb 05, 2007 1:28 pm

Granted, but its a year after the expiration date.

I wish my car was fixed.

Postby **KeybladeWarrior** » Mon Feb 05, 2007 1:37 pm

Granted but the car breaks down the day after

I wish I had a Sora action figure

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Mon Feb 05, 2007 2:20 pm

Granted, but it kicks your butt. In your sleep. Repeatedly. And chases you around with maniacal animation and no other purpose but to kick you in the rear.

I wish that I had a dancing banana.

Postby **crossalchemist** » Mon Feb 05, 2007 2:36 pm

Granted, but it comes with a ton of dancing badgers. (Warning, link is a .swf.)

I wish didn't have to go to the doctor today.

Postby **Animus Seed** » Mon Feb 05, 2007 8:07 pm

Granted. You had to go yesterday, but you didn't. Now your infection is beyond all cure.

I wish I could conjure the spirits of Homer, Virgil, Ovid, Dante, and Edgar Allen Poe and make them cage fight while reciting poetry.

my last fm profile! · Postby **rocklobster** » Tue Feb 06, 2007 8:41 am

Granted, but it has a fight with another cat that was in your belly.
I wish I had a Philosopher's Stone.

Postby **mitsuki lover** » Tue Feb 06, 2007 11:39 am

Granted but to get it working you have to listen to the Rolling Stones 'Satisfaction'
over and over for 2 hours straight.

I wish that Princess Nine was on Toonami.

Postby **Aileen Kailum** » Tue Feb 06, 2007 12:48 pm

Granted, but now toonami is cancelled. Forever.

I wish I didn't have to write an essay.

Postby **KeybladeWarrior** » Tue Feb 06, 2007 1:09 pm

Granted, but now you have to do 40 pages of AP college math.

I wish I had some chicken fried steak.

Postby **Aileen Kailum** » Tue Feb 06, 2007 10:12 pm

Granted, but you no longer have any teeth.

I wish I didn't have classes tomorrow.

Postby **Valkaiser** » Tue Feb 06, 2007 10:20 pm

Granted, but your homework is still due and you will have classes every day afterwards for the rest of your life! (I'm so evil)

I wish that I would suddenly grasp the concept of complex frequencies and be able to perform problems using them for the next test.

Postby **mitsuki lover** » Wed Feb 07, 2007 12:54 pm

Granted you are now a Tribble!

I wish that they had Belldandy and Skuld replace Katie Couric on the CBS Evening
News.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Wed Feb 07, 2007 1:33 pm

Granted, but only for one show and you miss that one. Everybody you know tells you it was awesome, though, and end up with about a dozen in-jokes from it to which you are not privy.

I wish that radioactive zombies would invade the Earth.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Thu Feb 08, 2007 9:29 am

Granted, but it's a psychopathic muffin fairy who murders you with a knife.

I wish that I could rent godzillas like in Megatokyo.

Postby **Hakaii** » Thu Feb 08, 2007 9:42 am

Granted! but the godzilla OD's by eating everything in a pharmacy.

I wish to be Pharoah!.... of the world!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

my last fm profile! · Postby **rocklobster** » Thu Feb 08, 2007 10:49 am

Granted, but Moses liberates everyone..again!
I wish leetspeak were banned from the Internet.

Postby **mitsuki lover** » Thu Feb 08, 2007 11:41 am

Granted but it's sadly a counterfeit.

I wish that Mike Ditka was still coaching the Bears.

Postby **Animus Seed** » Thu Feb 08, 2007 11:53 am

Granted. But now Halo 3's out...

I wish I could freeze time, do all my homework, and restart time.

Postby **Hakaii** » Thu Feb 08, 2007 12:09 pm

Granted. but all the worlds computers stay frozen.

I wish myself free

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Thu Feb 08, 2007 12:13 pm

Granted, you can set your price to $0.00 - free.

I wish that Santa Claus would give WMDs to all the good little boys and girls.

Postby **Hakaii** » Thu Feb 08, 2007 12:16 pm

Granted. but they all go off in his sled, thereby destroying him and ending Christmass

I wish I was Death himself!

my last fm profile! · Postby **rocklobster** » Thu Feb 08, 2007 2:27 pm

Granted, but now you're out of work because it's Judgement day.
I wish Jar Jar Binks had more fans.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Thu Feb 08, 2007 4:53 pm

Granted, now it's you that lags.

I wish that I had pizza tonight.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Thu Feb 08, 2007 7:17 pm

Granted, but it turns to ash in your mouth - because it is ON FIRE!

I wish that cats could sing opera.

Postby **Aileen Kailum** » Thu Feb 08, 2007 8:44 pm

Granted, but only when you want to sleep.

I wish that I had a pedal steel guitar.

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