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Postby Aileen Kailum » Sun Jan 28, 2007 8:45 pm

Granted, but after this year it will never snow again.

I wish my wrist would stop hurting.
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Postby Animus Seed » Sun Jan 28, 2007 11:50 pm

Granted. Now every other part of your body hurts.

I wish caffeine didn't keep me up all night.
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Postby crossalchemist » Sun Jan 28, 2007 11:54 pm

Granted, now you slept in too late and missed your finals.

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Postby CreatureArt » Mon Jan 29, 2007 12:00 am

Granted... but then its baa-ing interrupts you and throws error messages whenever you try to open any sort of application.

I wish it was Friday the 9th of February. Right now.
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Postby Animus Seed » Mon Jan 29, 2007 12:01 am

(I feel obligated to point out that for me at least: caffeine at night=can't sleep=falling asleep at 5a.m.=sleeping through alarm. So your corruption doesn't work on me. But oh well. On with the game!)
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Postby crossalchemist » Mon Jan 29, 2007 12:05 am

Animus Seed wrote:(I feel obligated to point out that for me at least: caffeine at night=can't sleep=falling asleep at 5a.m.=sleeping through alarm. So your corruption doesn't work on me. But oh well. On with the game!)
(Actually it still does because now rather than making you stay up it makes you STAY asleep (like sleeping pills!) and you sleep the whole day. Sorry for the clarification, and on with the game!)
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Postby Kaligraphic » Tue Jan 30, 2007 12:10 pm

CreatureArt wrote:Granted... but then its baa-ing interrupts you and throws error messages whenever you try to open any sort of application.

I wish it was Friday the 9th of February. Right now.

Granted, but only in the Groulian calendar.

I wish that we would adopt the French revolutionary calendar.
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Postby crossalchemist » Tue Jan 30, 2007 2:43 pm

Granted, according to said calendar you get one day off every ten days rather than one day off every seven. With this extended work week everyone is more stressed and going postal, nothing gets done and society and the economy collapse within six months.

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Postby Kaligraphic » Tue Jan 30, 2007 3:01 pm

Granted, you are tied to a rodeo bull until it bucks two thousand times.

I wish that I had a salad.
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Postby RubyJewelStone » Tue Jan 30, 2007 3:08 pm

Granted, but it's really just crab grass and various leaves.

I wish the stupid "Fergilicious" song wasn't stuck in my head...>.<
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Postby Phantasmagloria » Tue Jan 30, 2007 3:14 pm

granted but instead london bridge will be in your head

i wish that it would snow......alot!!!
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Postby Tsukuyomi » Tue Jan 30, 2007 3:15 pm

"My humps, my humps my humps my humps... " , is now stuck in your head (tee hee)

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Postby Phantasmagloria » Tue Jan 30, 2007 3:21 pm

granted....but they shall be over-ly salty!!!!

i wish i had blue eyes...
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Postby Kaligraphic » Tue Jan 30, 2007 4:12 pm

Granted, but they're in a jar.

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Postby Peanut » Tue Jan 30, 2007 5:50 pm

Granted, but now their is no appreciation of musical talent and all the muscians in the world have decided to burn you in effigy for your transgressions...

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Postby Phantasmagloria » Tue Jan 30, 2007 5:56 pm

granted....but what you would see would ruin your life...
i wish i could finish my art project
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Postby Kaligraphic » Tue Jan 30, 2007 6:11 pm

Granted, but a cow will fall out of the sky and crush it as soon as you do.

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Postby Peanut » Tue Jan 30, 2007 6:14 pm

Granted but your the Pizza...

I wish it was thursday...
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Postby mitsuki lover » Tue Jan 30, 2007 7:26 pm

Granted it is now Thursday somewhere in the Delta Quandrant...and you're still lost!

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Postby crossalchemist » Tue Jan 30, 2007 11:55 pm

(lol! Voyager) Granted, but they can't type so the forum dies.

I wish I had a new mat.
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Postby mitsuki lover » Wed Jan 31, 2007 2:00 pm

Granted you now have a mat made out of the bones of dead CAAers who rise up and haunt you ever day at 12 Noon promptly.

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Postby Ratrace » Thu Feb 01, 2007 11:40 am

Granted, the US's first zombie president passes a law making brain eating legal.

I wish everyone had 13 fingers.
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Postby mitsuki lover » Thu Feb 01, 2007 12:28 pm

Granted but you still can't play Chopsticks worth a darn on the piano.

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Postby Ratrace » Thu Feb 01, 2007 12:57 pm

Granted, but its destroyed on your first day and everyone blames you.

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Postby RubyJewelStone » Thu Feb 01, 2007 3:51 pm

Granted, but now everyone is fighting each other even more. *kicks you and jumps away*

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Postby Phantasmagloria » Thu Feb 01, 2007 4:25 pm

granted but its in a room full of man eating butterflies
i wish that we had off tomorrow cause of snow...
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Postby mitsuki lover » Fri Feb 02, 2007 11:52 am

Granted you now have tommorrow off because of snow which btw does you no good since tommorrow happens to be SATURDAY!And thus you waste an entirely good snow day on nothing.

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Postby Peanut » Sat Feb 03, 2007 5:27 pm

Granted but your house is a paper box which quickly disintegrates in the first rainstorm.

I wish for just one snow day...just one...
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Postby Aileen Kailum » Sat Feb 03, 2007 5:36 pm

Granted. Unfortunately, your one snow day was yesterday.

I wish I didn't have to practice piano.
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Postby mitsuki lover » Sat Feb 03, 2007 5:42 pm

Granted a space toilet falls on you and you are now dead.

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