Corrupted wish game

Postby **Blitzkrieg1701** » Sat Dec 09, 2006 8:26 pm

Granted, you can now grow Bolivian pesos and Latvian rubles.

I wish I knew how much wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

Postby **Peanut** » Sat Dec 09, 2006 9:00 pm

Granted, but it comes at the price of your pride and dignity...and Oklahoma...

I wish it didn't take an idiot to do cool things so I could do cool things and not be an idiot...

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Sun Dec 10, 2006 3:01 am

Granted, it doesn't take an idiot to do cool things. In fact, everybody can do cool things. Well, everybody but you.

I wish Taco Bell made better food.

my last fm profile! · Postby **rocklobster** » Sun Dec 10, 2006 5:24 am

Granted, but the chihuhua makes a comeback in their commercials.
Yo quiero taco bell!
I wish the bump thread was back.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Sun Dec 10, 2006 5:41 am

Granted, but now it's just an ordinary thread about somebody feeling a bump on the inside of their nose, but it turns out to have just been a nose hair.

I wish that people would stop mourning the loss of that idiotic bump thread.

Postby **mitsuki lover** » Sun Dec 10, 2006 12:59 pm

Granted but now the Ghost of Bump Threads Past are doomed to haunt you in your sleep for being so mean to them!

I wish that we could see a battle between Kagura(Inuyasha)and Temarie(Naruto).

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Sun Dec 10, 2006 1:19 pm

Granted. They slap each other in the face and die from it in a silly fan-made crossover.

I wish that marzipan was really made with bits of Mars.

Postby **Hakaii** » Sun Dec 10, 2006 2:16 pm

Granted, but when the Martians attack to reclaim their bits, Michael J. Fox becomes leader of the UN

I wish that I had some Menudo.

Postby **mitsuki lover** » Mon Dec 11, 2006 11:20 am

Granted but you have so much of it that the world tilts on its axis thus causing the End.

I wish that Ewoks invaded.

Postby **CreatureArt** » Mon Dec 11, 2006 11:59 am

Granted... but for some reason they turn into a badly rendered pixelated game beginning with the word "Space"...

I wish I had a home arcade machine with Puzzle Bobble on it...

my last fm profile! · Postby **rocklobster** » Mon Dec 11, 2006 6:56 pm

Granted but it takes silver dollars
I wish I had a katamari

Postby **CreatureArt** » Mon Dec 11, 2006 11:20 pm

Granted, but no-one else knows what it is.

But I wish that I knew.

Postby **Taliesin** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 9:45 am

granted. but thats all you know.

I wish that the world would revolve around me

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 10:09 am

Granted, you are thrown into the sun.

I wish that pizza could talk.

Postby **mitsuki lover** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 2:58 pm

Granted but it can only speak Klingon.

I wish that the aliens would abduct all the politicians and leave us in peace.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 4:08 pm

Granted. But like mosquitoes, they replace what they take with something more irritating - clones of Pauly Shore.

I wish that Charlie Chaplin was still alive.

my last fm profile! · Postby **rocklobster** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 4:39 pm

Granted but he can't find work since silent films aren't made anymore.
I wish Pinky and the Brain had actually conquered the world.

Postby **mitsuki lover** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 12:56 pm

Granted but the Powder Puff Girls are Pinky's enforcers and they don' like no
wisecracks.

I wish that Excel and Hyatt would conquer the world.

my last fm profile! · Postby **rocklobster** » Sun Dec 17, 2006 4:45 am

Granted, but now the Mushu population is on the endangered species list. (No I haven't seen Excel Saga. I want to so bad.)
I wish I had one of those sky surfboard like in Eureka 7

Postby **mitsuki lover** » Sun Dec 17, 2006 12:19 pm

Granted but you have to enlist in the Air Force in order to use it.

I wish that the sky was orange.

Postby **Peanut** » Mon Dec 18, 2006 7:14 pm

Granted but now you are blue both physically and emotionally.

I wish the grass was red...

Postby **mitsuki lover** » Tue Dec 19, 2006 2:04 pm

Granted.It is red with the blood of your clan after they were massacred by the
Campbells soup company for not paying their soup bill.

I wish that they could replace Shinji with Flay on Neon Genesis Evangelion.

my last fm profile! · Postby **rocklobster** » Tue Dec 19, 2006 6:10 pm

Granted, but she dies a more horrible death than she did in Gundam Seed.
I wish the HOme ALone movies ended with the second one.

Postby **Peanut** » Tue Dec 19, 2006 7:45 pm

Granted, the series ends with the second one but begins with several thousand poorly produced prequels to the first Home Alone.

I wish my clan was avenged!

Postby **samuraidragon** » Tue Dec 19, 2006 8:58 pm

Granted, but it's by Progresso.

I wish I could negotiate peace between fighting peoples.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Tue Dec 19, 2006 11:00 pm

Granted, you could. But you don't.

I wish that Zarn Ishtare would really eat the moon. With teriyaki sauce.

Postby **QtheQreater** » Wed Dec 20, 2006 8:56 am

Granted, but you get to clean up the mess when he explodes.

I wish Peanut was a hamster. A pink one.

Postby **mitsuki lover** » Wed Dec 20, 2006 11:24 am

Granted Peanut is now a female hamster named Bee colored pink who lives in
QtheQreater's hair.

I wish that for Christmas everyone would be nice.

Postby **Aileen Kailum** » Wed Dec 20, 2006 2:48 pm

Granted, but now Santa's sending the excess coal to your house.

I wish I didn't have to wear glasses.

Postby **samuraidragon** » Wed Dec 20, 2006 2:57 pm

Granted, but you now walk into anything and everything.

I wish the outage in my neighborhood would go away.

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