Corrupted wish game

Postby **Blitzkrieg1701** » Thu Nov 30, 2006 11:18 pm

Granted, the voices in your head now drown the music out with their never-ending commands to strap chees on your head, paint yourself purple, and run around throwing sticks at people.

I wish that the act of wishing was a physical act rather than a mental one.

Postby **CreatureArt** » Fri Dec 01, 2006 2:25 am

Granted, but whatever physical action it is you now can't ever stop wishing.

I wish I had a Mac instead of a PC.

Postby **Ratrace** » Fri Dec 01, 2006 6:14 am

granted, but all all the new programs are PC only.

I wish Sony would admit theyre evil instead of saying someone else didnt make enough chips or the ship is stuck.

Postby **mitsuki lover** » Fri Dec 01, 2006 12:13 pm

Granted now Sony is the Evil Empire ruled by Bill Gates and Microsoft!

I wish that we could join all of the related forums at the same time here.

Postby **Ratrace** » Wed Dec 06, 2006 6:55 am

Granted, we can, but noone knows how.

I wish wolves still lived in britain.

Postby **mitsuki lover** » Wed Dec 06, 2006 11:25 am

Granted but they just ate up Bono and U2 and formed their own Rock Group.

I wish that South Dakota State was in the top 25 in basketball.

Postby **Ratrace** » Thu Dec 07, 2006 11:02 am

Granted, they where.

I wish my last wish was corrupted in a way that didnt seem appealing.

Postby **Taliesin** » Thu Dec 07, 2006 11:04 am

granted they eat you instead
I wish that my wish would be a wishful wish

Postby **Ratrace** » Thu Dec 07, 2006 11:16 am

granted, but you havent made it yet and your turn is over.

I wish velocorapters chased cars.

Postby **mitsuki lover** » Thu Dec 07, 2006 11:41 am

Granted but they also eat the drivers for lunch.

I wish that the next Pink Ranger was a PHD.

Postby **samuraidragon** » Thu Dec 07, 2006 12:50 pm

Granted, but Power Rangers becomes a Public Television show dedicated to teaching you math with unusual methods.

I wish I get a helicopter for Christmas.

Postby **Tsukuyomi** » Thu Dec 07, 2006 2:07 pm

Granted, but please becareful when biting into a chrismas roll.

I wish I get a big presant for my b-day comming up on Sunday (wink wink).

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Thu Dec 07, 2006 6:51 pm

Granted. You get a big present. It's a life-size plastic replica of a really, really fat guy.

I wish that I had a pepperoni pizza that never ran out.

Postby **Peanut** » Thu Dec 07, 2006 7:10 pm

Granted, it never runs out of your run nor your stomach, making you full for all eternity.

I wish. I wish you were here...WE'RE JUST TWO LOST SOULS SWIMMING IN A FISH BOWL!!! YEAR AFTER YEAR!!!!

Postby **CreatureArt** » Thu Dec 07, 2006 10:14 pm

Granted, but when I get there you actually get to know me and you can't get away. :evil:

I wish I was the master of asparagus!

Postby **samuraidragon** » Fri Dec 08, 2006 7:27 am

Granted, but broccoli(s?) assassinate you.

I wish people would stop thinking my avatar's a snake.

A bit about me. · Postby **Kokhiri Sojourn** » Fri Dec 08, 2006 8:11 am

samuraidragon wrote:Granted, but broccoli(s?) assassinate you.

I wish people would stop thinking my avatar's a snake.

Granted. ZAP! People now think your avatar is a long strand of spaghetti noodle.

I wish that there could be a great anime drama with great dialogue.

Postby **Ratrace** » Fri Dec 08, 2006 9:08 am

Granted, its produced in gaelic and never translated.

I wish I could speak to cats

Postby **CreatureArt** » Fri Dec 08, 2006 12:41 pm

Granted, but then they draw you into their web of conspiracy and paranoia and insinuate their way into every area of your life, constantly creating havoc and providing a great basis for the storyline of a comedy manga or anime.

I wish I could ....zap people!

Postby **Doubleshadow** » Fri Dec 08, 2006 1:14 pm

Granted, but Zap is a household cleaner and every time you use it not only do people look at you like you're crazy eventually the nozzle clogs up and you accidentally spritz yourself in the face while trying to clean it.

I wish I had a lifetime supply of chocolate.

Postby **Ratrace** » Fri Dec 08, 2006 1:40 pm

Granted, you never sleep on October 31st again.

I wish for a bottomless tub of chicken

Postby **mitsuki lover** » Fri Dec 08, 2006 2:35 pm

Granted but they're the heads and they're all still clucking.

I wish that they would redo Inuyasha dub with Kelly Sheridan as Kagome.

Postby **samuraidragon** » Fri Dec 08, 2006 2:47 pm

Granted, but Johnny-what's-his-name simultaneously does every male voice.

I wish there was more variety in Christmas music.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Fri Dec 08, 2006 3:48 pm

Granted, now there's two kinds, Country and Western.

I wish that more people would watch the Blues Brothers.

Postby **Blitzkrieg1701** » Fri Dec 08, 2006 3:50 pm

Granted, but it's Blues Brothers 2000.

I wish Sonic the Hedgehog recorded a series of rock albums

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Fri Dec 08, 2006 4:03 pm

Good enough.

Granted, but they're albums of a hedgehog in a pile of rocks. Each one sells exactly two copies - both purchased by you.

I wish that we had better smilies on this forum.

Postby **Blitzkrieg1701** » Fri Dec 08, 2006 7:11 pm

Granted, but they're so awesome that the forum charges us two dollars ever time we use one.

I wish I was one of the cool kids

Postby **mitsuki lover** » Sat Dec 09, 2006 11:52 am

Granted you are now Fonzie however you have to go back to the 1950s Milwaukee
to live the rest of your life.

I wish that we had Alfred The Great's birthday off.

Postby **Blitzkrieg1701** » Sat Dec 09, 2006 12:38 pm

Granted, you now spend the day celebrating with the traditional stuffing of fish in your nose.

I wish my calculator worked

Postby **Ratrace** » Sat Dec 09, 2006 2:04 pm

granted, it works in Mcdonalds for minimum wage.

I wish I had a money tree.

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