Corrupted wish game

[CreatureArt]

granted but there are no presents. just a strange abundance of sheep shaped coal

Hahahaha! Nice one!

Granted, but its so indestructable and unlosable that it gets emblazoned onto a banner and carried into war so you never get to finish it!

[QtheQreater]

Granted, but since you didn't post it, I'll have to corrupt one I made up...so...you get the giant salamanders, but they don't like you so they stuff you in a box and send you off to Timbuktu!!

I wish I had a Starbucks coffee shop in my dorm.

[CreatureArt]

Whoops! Sorry Q, but thanks for the made-up corrupted wish.

Granted... but they only supply DECAFF!!!

I wish I could build and drink from and not destroy hot chocolate machines. Mmmm....

[Felix]

Granted, but an irate terrorist snipes the hot water line, causing your hot chocolate to be a lot more chocolate than hot.

I wish I had a bottomless tub of cheese dip.

[Peanut]

Granted but your stomach does have a bottom and the cheese dip expires tomorrow.

I wish the Corrupted Wish Thread's feet didn't smell so bad...

[QtheQreater]

Granted, but now they smell overwhelmingly of peppermint...

I wish I didn't smell like peppermint...

[Peanut]

Granted but now you will be forever tormented as the Corrupted Wish Thread's toe because you hate the smell of the foot you are a part of...

I wish I had an ION Cannon...

[QtheQreater]

Granted, you now have an Inoperable Orangutan Neutralizer cannon...and your house is full of Orangutans. Enjoy!!

I wish Peanut would get a new pair of sneakers...

[Peanut]

Granted, but he had to trade that Inoperable Orangutan Neutralizer to an Orangutan to get them.

I wish these shoes weren't so tight...

[QtheQreater]

Granted, but then you had to buy a new pair of New Balance that fit you...$50!!

I wish no longer Peanut's toe (...or any...er...body part of that most odious...whatever he is...) but still The Corrupted Wish Thread.

[Kokhiri Sojourn]

Sure. Granted. Wait! No! Wait! WAIT!!!!! Nevermind. I haven't a clue.

I wish that we could all wear festive colored argyle socks on Christmas day, just to be... seasonal...

[Ratrace]

granted, but we're all wearing the same pair and you get trampled by the rush to get to the first annual CAA Christmas dinner.

I wish baked alaska was a christmas food item.

[Felix]

Granted, but those poor alaskans throw a coup in your stomach, giving you horrible indigestion.

I wish I had a pet beaver.

[Ratrace]

granted, but it insists on making dams out of your leg.

I wish I could throw my voice

[Tidus20]

Granted, but you throw it too far, and it lands in the street. It is promptly flattened.

I wish I could meet Claudio Sanchez.

[mitsuki lover]

Granted you meet him just as a billboard is about to fall on the two of you causing your deaths.

I wish that time would loop around itself so it would be 1967 all over again.

[Felix]

Granted, but by some weird twist of fate (which is in no way related to the Back to the Future plot) your own mother falls for you instead of your dad, causing you to become nonexistant.

And having said that, I realize that I don't know how old you are, so that could be kinda awkward. Actually, that's awkward no matter how old you are.
Anyway!

I wish my socks matched.

[CreatureArt]

Hey Felix! ^_^ Cute avatar!

Granted: your socks now match because they're both on fire!

I wish I was eating a milo bar right now. Mmmmm.

[Felix]

Hey CA! ^^/ Thanks! I love your avvie. It's good to see ya! *glomp*

Well I have no idea what a milo bar is, but... Granted! One thing, though. You suddenly develop an intolerance for any bars with four-letter words that start with 'm' in the title, so you die.... unfortunately.

I wish that I had 3 birthdays a year.

[CreatureArt]

Granted, but this is because you are now three! You are now siamese triplets! ^_^

I wish I was the fastest person in the world!

[Felix]

Granted, but you break the light barrier when you're at about mach 12 and are vaporized instantly.

I wish I could tap dance professionally.

[Peregrine]

granted, but you're invisible when you tap dance, so no one can see you.

I wish I was a great artist.

[CreatureArt]

Granted, but this is only because you can professionally dance on top of water taps. Unforunately you dance on top of a hot water top just after its been used and scald your feet, thus ending a bright career.

I wish I could make cool e-cards. ^_^

[Blitzkrieg1701]

Granted, but the world just reverted back to the stone age so no one can read them.

I wish lighthouses ate cheese.

[Felix]

Granted.... but the only thing more corrupt than that would be if lighthouses ate ham, so, hmm... oh! Unfortunately, lighthouses only prefer limburger cheese, driving the light operator away and thus ensuring many unfortunate accidents at sea.

I wish bees didn't have stingers

[mitsuki lover]

Granted but they now sting people by working for the FBI and the IRS.

I wish that Zatchbell was the official anime character of the next Olympics.

[CreatureArt]

Granted, but because the proper copyright and liscensing procedures weren't followed this causes a huge disaster causing both Zatchbell and the Olympics to be cancelled.

I wish I was.... "blue, dabooodee dabooodaiii.... daboodee dabooodaiii.... daboodee daboodaii....."

[Kokhiri Sojourn]

Granted. You are now a depressed person fills your time dancing sadly to techno songs, which never makes you any happier - just tired, your feet sore, and even more reasons to be blue.

I wish that a really great Christmas movie would come out in theaters...

[CreatureArt]

Granted - but it comes out not as a movie.... but as a MUSICAL in a THEATRE!
(Well, I tried).

I wish that my computer wouldn't keep popping up with useless error reports. (Oh I can just see how easily this one can be twisted...)

[Felix]

Granted. Your computer now pops up with loads of useful error reports that tell you exactly what's wrong and exactly why you can't do a single thing about it.

I wish I didn't have to keep listening to the weather channel music.