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Postby Tidus20 » Sun Nov 26, 2006 11:57 am

Granted, but after the win, they all lost. Their lives.

I wish I had Kingdom Hearts II.
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Postby Peanut » Sun Nov 26, 2006 12:07 pm

Granted, but it's the special "cursed" addition which causes bad luck to befall whoever got his/her hands on it...

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Postby Kaligraphic » Sun Nov 26, 2006 1:21 pm

Granted, you have a wii. In a nasty gas station bathroom. And you run home crying about it.

I wish that Nintendo's new game console wasn't named after the act of urination.
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Postby mitsuki lover » Sun Nov 26, 2006 1:28 pm

Granted it is now named for the Picard Manuever from Star Trek:The Next Generation.

I wish that the next Pokemon starred Officer Jenny.
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Postby Taliesin » Sun Nov 26, 2006 2:10 pm

granted but this officer jenny is four hundred years old and can't move and just sits therre all the time drooling. have fun watching that.

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Postby Kaligraphic » Sun Nov 26, 2006 2:21 pm

Granted, you have spiky nose hair.

I wish that orangutans grew on trees.
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Postby Taliesin » Sun Nov 26, 2006 2:26 pm

granted but they fall on your head whenever you pass by.

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Postby Ratrace » Sun Nov 26, 2006 5:02 pm

I wish that orangutans grew on trees.
They do, right after birth, for about 8 years.

Granted, your most hated colour.

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Postby rocklobster » Sun Nov 26, 2006 6:31 pm

Granted, but you learn that they all hate you.
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Postby Peanut » Sun Nov 26, 2006 6:31 pm

Granted but it's a horrible ending in which everyone dies for no apparent reason whatsoever.

I wish my screenplay was completed...
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Postby Kokhiri Sojourn » Sun Nov 26, 2006 6:45 pm

Granted, but since you didn't write the rest of it, the screenplay ends with death and marriage - an ambivalent coma-tragedy. No one will know what to do with it now.

I wish that I had something really wonderful to eat right now...
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Postby Peanut » Sun Nov 26, 2006 7:42 pm

Granted, *gives you $10000 in cash*

I wish I actually had 10000 dollars in cash to spen...I mean give...
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Postby QtheQreater » Sun Nov 26, 2006 7:48 pm

Granted, but it cost you an arm and a leg to get it in the first place...in the literal sense, of course. Now give that to the orphans!

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Postby wingedfox » Mon Nov 27, 2006 6:05 am

granted but you'll only be able to say their names backward.

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Postby Tidus20 » Mon Nov 27, 2006 7:28 am

Granted, but they don't make you fly, they are just for show.

I wish my girlfriend hadn't broken up with me.
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Postby Ratrace » Mon Nov 27, 2006 7:50 am

Granted, you never met her.

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Postby Tidus20 » Mon Nov 27, 2006 7:58 am

Granted again, same thing. (You can't control what you draw and your horrible drawings come to life and kill everyone in sight.)

EDIT: I forgot MY wish!

I wish that Nintendo Wii's were free and they never ran out.
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Postby Ratrace » Mon Nov 27, 2006 8:02 am

Granted, nintedo now go broke and have no say in what gets made for it. Say hello to endless crap.

I wish all games were at least good.
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Postby Tidus20 » Mon Nov 27, 2006 8:07 am

Granted, nintedo now go broke and have no say in what gets made for it. Say hello to endless crap.



That's exactly what I thought you'd say.

Granted, but they are so good that you can't keep away from them and you starve to death.

EDIT: Crap, I forgot my stupid wish again.

I wish I had $100,000,000,000
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Postby Ratrace » Mon Nov 27, 2006 8:08 am

granted, but the bank holding it collapses and you end up with nothing.

I wish people would stop forgeting to wish.
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Postby mitsuki lover » Mon Nov 27, 2006 12:08 pm

Granted but now they're too busy trying to remember what wishing means as they just had their memories zapped by a huge replica of Pickachu.

I wish that AS would show the Appleseed movie plus Armitage III.
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Postby CreatureArt » Mon Nov 27, 2006 5:15 pm

Granted, but its only available in Austria.

I wish that apples were flammable. :evil:
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Postby Blitzkrieg1701 » Mon Nov 27, 2006 6:45 pm

Granted, but you just got an emergency operation that replaced all your body with apples. You'd better be careful from now on.

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Postby Ratrace » Tue Nov 28, 2006 3:14 am

granted, you are now Coiffio, the evil controler of cats. Good luck getting out of that anime parady.

I wish people treated each other better.
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Postby CreatureArt » Tue Nov 28, 2006 10:37 am

Granted, but this is because the world is taken over by a race of robots that still treat people badly and people are nicer to each other in the face of affliction.

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Postby Taliesin » Tue Nov 28, 2006 10:44 am

granted but your fingers fall off and you can't type anymore and so you can't use italics anyway.

I wish that the world revolved around me.
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Postby CreatureArt » Tue Nov 28, 2006 10:51 am

Granted, but this is only because you are now in the deep, fiery center of the earth where no one can see you!!

I wish it was Christmas already.
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Postby mitsuki lover » Tue Nov 28, 2006 12:42 pm

Granted it is now Christmas 1862 and you are a poor starving Confederate soldier
freezing your butt off somewhere in Tennessee.

I wish that someone would do a really good version of the Christmas Story for once.
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Postby CreatureArt » Tue Nov 28, 2006 1:28 pm

Granted, and you get to read it. Unfortunately it is 13 million pages long, the life's work of the author and it so holds your interest that you are unable to do anything else until you have read it right to the end.

I wish that everyone had a summer Christmas. ^_^
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Postby DaughterOfZion » Tue Nov 28, 2006 1:31 pm

granted but there are no presents. just a strange abundance of sheep shaped coal
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