Corrupted wish game

Postby **Tidus20** » Sun Nov 26, 2006 11:57 am

Granted, but after the win, they all lost. Their lives.

I wish I had Kingdom Hearts II.

Postby **Peanut** » Sun Nov 26, 2006 12:07 pm

Granted, but it's the special "cursed" addition which causes bad luck to befall whoever got his/her hands on it...

I wish I had a Wii...that way I could say WIIIIIII!!!!!!!! all the way home...

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Sun Nov 26, 2006 1:21 pm

Granted, you have a wii. In a nasty gas station bathroom. And you run home crying about it.

I wish that Nintendo's new game console wasn't named after the act of urination.

Postby **mitsuki lover** » Sun Nov 26, 2006 1:28 pm

Granted it is now named for the Picard Manuever from Star Trek:The Next Generation.

I wish that the next Pokemon starred Officer Jenny.

Postby **Taliesin** » Sun Nov 26, 2006 2:10 pm

granted but this officer jenny is four hundred years old and can't move and just sits therre all the time drooling. have fun watching that.

I wish that I had spiky hair

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Sun Nov 26, 2006 2:21 pm

Granted, you have spiky nose hair.

I wish that orangutans grew on trees.

Postby **Taliesin** » Sun Nov 26, 2006 2:26 pm

granted but they fall on your head whenever you pass by.

I wish that my roller blades were a differrent color

Postby **Ratrace** » Sun Nov 26, 2006 5:02 pm

I wish that orangutans grew on trees.

They do, right after birth, for about 8 years.

Granted, your most hated colour.

I wish I knew how to read minds.

my last fm profile! · Postby **rocklobster** » Sun Nov 26, 2006 6:31 pm

Granted, but you learn that they all hate you.
I wish that we had a true ending for Inuyasha.

Postby **Peanut** » Sun Nov 26, 2006 6:31 pm

Granted but it's a horrible ending in which everyone dies for no apparent reason whatsoever.

I wish my screenplay was completed...

A bit about me. · Postby **Kokhiri Sojourn** » Sun Nov 26, 2006 6:45 pm

Granted, but since you didn't write the rest of it, the screenplay ends with death and marriage - an ambivalent coma-tragedy. No one will know what to do with it now.

I wish that I had something really wonderful to eat right now...

Postby **Peanut** » Sun Nov 26, 2006 7:42 pm

Granted, *gives you $10000 in cash*

I wish I actually had 10000 dollars in cash to spen...I mean give...

Postby **QtheQreater** » Sun Nov 26, 2006 7:48 pm

Granted, but it cost you an arm and a leg to get it in the first place...in the literal sense, of course. Now give that to the orphans!

I wish I could recite all the presidents of the U.S. by memory...

Postby **wingedfox** » Mon Nov 27, 2006 6:05 am

granted but you'll only be able to say their names backward.

I wish I had wings

Postby **Tidus20** » Mon Nov 27, 2006 7:28 am

Granted, but they don't make you fly, they are just for show.

I wish my girlfriend hadn't broken up with me.

Postby **Ratrace** » Mon Nov 27, 2006 7:50 am

Granted, you never met her.

I wish I could draw well.

Postby **Tidus20** » Mon Nov 27, 2006 7:58 am

Granted again, same thing. (You can't control what you draw and your horrible drawings come to life and kill everyone in sight.)

EDIT: I forgot MY wish!

I wish that Nintendo Wii's were free and they never ran out.

Postby **Ratrace** » Mon Nov 27, 2006 8:02 am

Granted, nintedo now go broke and have no say in what gets made for it. Say hello to endless crap.

I wish all games were at least good.

Postby **Tidus20** » Mon Nov 27, 2006 8:07 am

Granted, nintedo now go broke and have no say in what gets made for it. Say hello to endless crap.

That's exactly what I thought you'd say.

Granted, but they are so good that you can't keep away from them and you starve to death.

EDIT: Crap, I forgot my stupid wish again.

I wish I had $100,000,000,000

Postby **Ratrace** » Mon Nov 27, 2006 8:08 am

granted, but the bank holding it collapses and you end up with nothing.

I wish people would stop forgeting to wish.

Postby **mitsuki lover** » Mon Nov 27, 2006 12:08 pm

Granted but now they're too busy trying to remember what wishing means as they just had their memories zapped by a huge replica of Pickachu.

I wish that AS would show the Appleseed movie plus Armitage III.

Postby **CreatureArt** » Mon Nov 27, 2006 5:15 pm

Granted, but its only available in Austria.

I wish that apples were flammable. :evil:

Postby **Blitzkrieg1701** » Mon Nov 27, 2006 6:45 pm

Granted, but you just got an emergency operation that replaced all your body with apples. You'd better be careful from now on.

I wish cats would flawlessly do my bidding without question or though of rebelion.

Postby **Ratrace** » Tue Nov 28, 2006 3:14 am

granted, you are now Coiffio, the evil controler of cats. Good luck getting out of that anime parady.

I wish people treated each other better.

Postby **CreatureArt** » Tue Nov 28, 2006 10:37 am

Granted, but this is because the world is taken over by a race of robots that still treat people badly and people are nicer to each other in the face of affliction.

I wish that I was master of the italics!!

Postby **Taliesin** » Tue Nov 28, 2006 10:44 am

granted but your fingers fall off and you can't type anymore and so you can't use italics anyway.

I wish that the world revolved around me.

Postby **CreatureArt** » Tue Nov 28, 2006 10:51 am

Granted, but this is only because you are now in the deep, fiery center of the earth where no one can see you!!

I wish it was Christmas already.

Postby **mitsuki lover** » Tue Nov 28, 2006 12:42 pm

Granted it is now Christmas 1862 and you are a poor starving Confederate soldier
freezing your butt off somewhere in Tennessee.

I wish that someone would do a really good version of the Christmas Story for once.

Postby **CreatureArt** » Tue Nov 28, 2006 1:28 pm

Granted, and you get to read it. Unfortunately it is 13 million pages long, the life's work of the author and it so holds your interest that you are unable to do anything else until you have read it right to the end.

I wish that everyone had a summer Christmas. ^_^

Postby **DaughterOfZion** » Tue Nov 28, 2006 1:31 pm

granted but there are no presents. just a strange abundance of sheep shaped coal
i wish this american revolution cross word was done correctly was indistructable and unlosable

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