Corrupted wish game

Postby **Ratrace** » Wed Nov 22, 2006 7:53 am

Granted. All hail Blitzkrieg, the dairy queen!

I wish killer whales could fly

Postby **mitsuki lover** » Wed Nov 22, 2006 11:42 am

Granted but for some reason the also turn into daisies and hit people on the head when they die.

I wish that Dogbert was Speaker of the House.

Postby **Blitzkrieg1701** » Wed Nov 22, 2006 7:08 pm

Granted, now we're at war with the People's Republic of Catbert.

I wish I had a CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZY TAXI!

Postby **Taliesin** » Wed Nov 22, 2006 7:17 pm

granted, it goes crazy and dumps you into a pile of manure.
I wish that if i held cheese in my hand and said umbububu the cheese would turn into money

Postby **Peanut** » Wed Nov 22, 2006 7:30 pm

Granted but it turns into cheese money which is only an acceptable currency in three countries which you cannot afford to go to...sorry...

I wish I controlled the powers of the cosmos.

Postby **K. Ayato** » Wed Nov 22, 2006 8:25 pm

Granted. Now the earth spins from top to bottom, rather than left to right.

I wish my best friend lived closer to home.

Postby **Kura Ookami** » Thu Nov 23, 2006 3:49 am

Granted but he/she only has five days to live.

I wish i was an all-powerful god.

Postby **K. Ayato** » Thu Nov 23, 2006 9:05 am

Kura, you're cruel.

Wish granted, but your realm is in Dagobah.

Postby **mitsuki lover** » Thu Nov 23, 2006 3:42 pm

I wish that K.Ayato had remmebered to make a wish so that I could corrupt it.

Postby **Blitzkrieg1701** » Thu Nov 23, 2006 5:20 pm

Granted, but you did it in a way that makes everyone think you're cruel too

I wish the voices in my head started telling me nice things for a change

Postby **K. Ayato** » Thu Nov 23, 2006 5:41 pm

Granted. They tell you nice things. To your corpse.

I wish I had a Jedi lightsaber.

Postby **Blitzkrieg1701** » Thu Nov 23, 2006 11:44 pm

Granted, you get a plastic toy Jedi lightsaber

I wish I was a better person

Postby **mitsuki lover** » Fri Nov 24, 2006 12:07 pm

Granted and welcome to the Borg collective where our model is no-one is better or worse than anyone else because we're all drones in service to the Borg Queen.

I wish that they did a live action movie version of Digimon:Tamers.

Postby **Blitzkrieg1701** » Fri Nov 24, 2006 2:39 pm

Granted, but it's vastly rewritten and stars Vincent D'Onofrio as Takato, Beat Takeshi as Henry, and Sigourney Weaver as Rika... Oh, and it takes place in Kansas.

I wish Digimon Savers was on Western TV... WITH A GOOD TRANSLATION.

Postby **Tidus20** » Fri Nov 24, 2006 5:00 pm

Granted, but all the things even close to bad words are now "Goodness".

I wish Christmas was here.

Postby **Peanut** » Fri Nov 24, 2006 6:19 pm

Granted but now it isn't were it's supposed to be causing the entire universe to collapse in on itself because of a mess up in continuity...

I wish the universe wouldn't collapse in on itself...ever...at all...

Postby **Tidus20** » Sat Nov 25, 2006 4:40 am

Granted *sun explodes*

I wish that would live to be 132.

Postby **mitsuki lover** » Sat Nov 25, 2006 11:27 am

Granted you are turned into a dog and live 132 dog years.

I wish that we had Guilmon Bread to eat.

my last fm profile! · Postby **rocklobster** » Sat Nov 25, 2006 11:32 am

Granted, but it's all moldy.
I wish I had a giant sword like Inuyasha's or Gutts.

Postby **Kura Ookami** » Sat Nov 25, 2006 11:33 am

rocklobster wrote:Granted, but it's all moldy.
I wish I had a giant sword like Inuyasha's or Gutts.

Granted but it's rusty and useless.
I wish i had every anime in existence and enough time to watch them all.

Is that two wishes? Am i allowed to do that?

Postby **Ratrace** » Sat Nov 25, 2006 11:42 am

I dont think so. But you have no time to eat, sleep or anythng else.

I wish I wish there was a vote on the top ten anime and the winners are now free.

Postby **Kuro-Mizu** » Sat Nov 25, 2006 4:04 pm

Ratrace wrote:I dont think so. But you have no time to eat, sleep or anythng else.

I wish I wish there was a vote on the top ten anime and the winners are now free.

Granted but the top ten end up being anime you hate..

I wish My cat was alive again.. T_T

Postby **Tidus20** » Sat Nov 25, 2006 4:52 pm

Granted, but it's still rotting slowly.

I wish nothing bad would ever happen to anyone including myself until the end of time.

Postby **Kuro-Mizu** » Sat Nov 25, 2006 4:54 pm

granted..

Life just got REALLLY boring...

I wish I had more then 800 and some posts!

Postby **Tidus20** » Sat Nov 25, 2006 4:55 pm

Granted. You got one more post and you shall never gain another ever again.

I wish that squirrels could talk and we joined them.

Postby **Kuro-Mizu** » Sat Nov 25, 2006 5:00 pm

granted... Foamy kills you!

I wish I could draw better!

Postby **Tidus20** » Sat Nov 25, 2006 5:03 pm

(Foamy?)

Granted, but you can't control what you draw and you horrible mostrosities come to life and kill everything in site including you.

I wish that videogames came faster in the mail.

Postby **Taliesin** » Sat Nov 25, 2006 5:33 pm

granted. they go so fast that they vaporize
I wish that I could turn into a dog and then back again

Postby **Ratrace** » Sun Nov 26, 2006 10:31 am

granted, but your controled by remote and noone knows where it is.

I wish I mouse would work in curveball.

Postby **Peanut** » Sun Nov 26, 2006 11:48 am

Granted, but seeing as how the wages and benefits were better in curveball, your mouse quits it's job as your mouse and works JUST in curveball and not as your mouse.

I wish WVU's football team hadn't lost yesterday...

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