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Postby samuraidragon » Sat Nov 04, 2006 5:15 pm

Granted, but the one not picked kills the others.

I wish mitsuki lover talked about digimon a tad less.
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Postby Peanut » Sat Nov 04, 2006 5:33 pm

Granted, now he talks about nothing...no...he literally talks about nothing...

I wish mitsuki lover would talk about something...
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Postby Swordguy » Sat Nov 04, 2006 6:17 pm

Granted now he doesn't jsut talk about it...he beams telepathicly to your brain twenty four seven

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Postby Peanut » Sat Nov 04, 2006 6:19 pm

Granted, *spins the wheel-o-corrupted wishes* you win but you are quickly executed by several unhappy sumo panda's.
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Postby samuraidragon » Sat Nov 04, 2006 7:18 pm

I wish Peanut would lose his status as the corrupted wish thread for forgetting to wish for something.
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Postby Peanut » Sat Nov 04, 2006 7:38 pm

Granted, but because you forgot to courrupt his non existant wish Peanut wins once again and is rewarded with being crowned The Corrupted Wish Thread once more...

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Postby QtheQreater » Sat Nov 04, 2006 8:49 pm

Granted, but this messes up the CAA age counter, thus causing a major crash and switching your supposed "Corrupted Wish Thread" identity to...well, me! Viva la Corrupted Wish Thread! u.u/

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Postby Peanut » Sun Nov 05, 2006 11:06 am

Granted, but you had to buy the necessary materials to make it possible from me for the price of being The Corrupted Wish Thread. And yet again...the "thrown" is mine...

I wish people would stop trying to commandeer my title of Peanut The Corrupted Wish Thread...
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Postby samuraidragon » Sun Nov 05, 2006 11:56 am

Granted, but now animals and aliens are after it as well.

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Postby mitsuki lover » Sun Nov 05, 2006 1:36 pm

Granted but to do that you have to split yourself into 7 different people and unfortunately the process makes you dumber than Luffy and Naruto combined so you end up still getting Ds and Fs on your homework.

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Postby rocklobster » Sun Nov 05, 2006 1:52 pm

Granted, but Scott Bakula is now seen on a street corner with a sign saying "Will Quantum Leap for food."
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Postby samuraidragon » Mon Nov 06, 2006 6:50 am

I wish rocklobster turns into a Zorg for not making a wish.
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Postby Peanut » Mon Nov 06, 2006 9:31 am

Granted but you turn into his favorite type of food for not corrupting said unwished wish...

I wish people would quite forgetting to corrupt unwished wishes...
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Postby samuraidragon » Mon Nov 06, 2006 9:39 am

Peanut wrote:Granted but you turn into his favorite type of food for not corrupting said unwished wish...

I wish people would quite forgetting to corrupt unwished wishes...
Side note: How do I corrupt a wish that wasn't made?
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Postby Ratrace » Fri Nov 17, 2006 11:00 am

Granted, but no-one knows whats going on and people who thought they did before get overly confused and exploded.

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Postby Animus Seed » Fri Nov 17, 2006 11:24 am

Granted. Be warned, though; pizza seeds taste horrible.

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Postby Ratrace » Fri Nov 17, 2006 11:31 am

Granted, he wrote 500 ways to igore and annoy anime fans instead.

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Postby Animus Seed » Fri Nov 17, 2006 11:37 am

Granted, but it was a cake your mother brought you while you were in prison, and the guards found the file in it and took it away so you didn't get any.

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Postby jadestinger » Fri Nov 17, 2006 12:01 pm

Granted, but half of it is taped over by my sister who used it for the last power rangers episode she missed.

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Postby mitsuki lover » Fri Nov 17, 2006 12:41 pm

Granted but you have to take out the pits by yourself.

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Postby KhakiBlueSocks » Fri Nov 17, 2006 1:00 pm

Granted. Say hello to Ensign Sisko!

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Postby rocklobster » Fri Nov 17, 2006 2:59 pm

Granted, but now she has bleeding stumps where her hands should be.
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Postby Kaligraphic » Fri Nov 17, 2006 3:13 pm

Granted, along with your left kidney, without anaesthesia.

I wish that pizza could talk.
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Postby QtheQreater » Fri Nov 17, 2006 3:54 pm

Granted, but you're the only one that hears them, and all they say is "Hi! I like cheese, do you like cheese? Really? So do I! Did I mention I like cheese?"

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Postby Peregrine » Fri Nov 17, 2006 4:51 pm

granted, but they're all full of bugs.




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Postby Akane » Sat Nov 18, 2006 10:34 am

Granted, but you become over zealous and do everyone else's so that you can never see the sun 'gain o.o

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Postby mitsuki lover » Sat Nov 18, 2006 4:24 pm

Granted you are now age 4 again and have to go to bed at 3:55 every afternoon.

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Postby Ratrace » Tue Nov 21, 2006 6:41 am

Granted, Temulin actually manages to take over CAA and becomes power hungry. When she eventully rules the Earth she forces everyone to be vegitarian.

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Postby mitsuki lover » Tue Nov 21, 2006 11:54 am

Granted but now no-one will see their films because no-one understands them.

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Postby Blitzkrieg1701 » Tue Nov 21, 2006 7:18 pm

Granted, but that's the month the Apocalypse beginds, so the regular programing is preempted.

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