Corrupted wish game

Postby **Tsukuyomi** » Thu Oct 19, 2006 3:31 pm

Granted, you are now in a dimension where Kakashi's eye follows you around everywhere (that was suppose to be creepy).

I wish for I could be here more.

Postby **God's Samurai** » Thu Oct 19, 2006 3:42 pm

Granted you're now permenantly stuck on page 305 of the Corrupt Wish Thread and must read these three posts for all eternity.

I wish north was south.

Postby **samuraidragon** » Thu Oct 19, 2006 4:17 pm

Don't know if you know this but, north and south change polairity on their own, it hasn't happened for a few million years, but it supposed to happen soon. For the sake of this thread though:

Granted, but now you have to walk on your hands.

I wish I watched fewer PBS documentaries.

Postby **Nate** » Thu Oct 19, 2006 5:41 pm

Granted, now you watch more Learning Channel documentaries.

I wish I wasn't constantly tired.

Postby **Peanut** » Thu Oct 19, 2006 6:45 pm

samuraidragon wrote:Don't know if you know this but, north and south change polairity on their own, it hasn't happened for a few million years, but it supposed to happen soon.

Yes...but by soon they mean years and years after we are all dead...anyway:

Granted, you are now really energetic all of the time, but because of this no one likes you, and you can't sleep (which isn't good).

Postby **mitsuki lover** » Fri Oct 20, 2006 2:29 pm

I wish Peanut had made a wish.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Fri Oct 20, 2006 2:46 pm

Granted, but you failed to corrupt it, making Peanut the true "winner" of the corrupted wish game.

I wish that Peanut's nature as being the corrupted wish game would corrupt the wish that he failed to make.

Postby **mitsuki lover** » Sat Oct 21, 2006 12:33 pm

Granted the unwished wish of Peanut is now corrupted but you have to spend time in detention for not making any sense.

I wish that Peanut would change his avvie to Mr.Peanut.

Postby **Animus Seed** » Tue Oct 24, 2006 11:04 am

Granted but Planters sues for copyright infringement and all fingers point to you.

I wish I could freeze time. AND restart it again, so the obvious corruption is off-limits. ^_^

Postby **mitsuki lover** » Tue Oct 24, 2006 4:08 pm

Granted but you happen to freeze time during the final game of the World Series with bases loaded and 2 outs so now all the Tigers and Cardinals fans hate you because the game never ended.

I wish that dogs could type.

Postby **Peanut** » Sat Oct 28, 2006 6:22 pm

Granted...*drops a dog on a keyboard hooked up to mitsuki lover's computer. The dog runs of the keyboard causing characters to appear on the screen...*

I wish mitsuki lover had thought up a better wish then that...

Postby **QtheQreater** » Sat Oct 28, 2006 10:08 pm

Granted, but it involved the removal of your liver...and was corrupted such that both you and he both lost your livers...btw, I hear the black market has a few for a reduced price...but they came from martians.

I wish I was the Corrupted Wish Thread...

Postby **Peanut** » Sun Oct 29, 2006 6:49 am

Granted, but now that means that you and I are one...thus making us the NEW COLLECTIVE...MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! So...now what...

I wish I knew what to do next...

my last fm profile! · Postby **rocklobster** » Sun Oct 29, 2006 6:57 am

Granted, but it costs you your life.
I wish 4Kids no longer existed.

Postby **Dante** » Sun Oct 29, 2006 7:55 am

Granted but they are now replaced by advertisement companies who cut majority of the cartoons out for cheesy ads and blatantly make the characters advertise for tupperware mid-show so often that it is obsene... WHY WHY DID YOU HAVE TO PLACE THAT IN THE CORRUPTED WISH THREAD! SEE WHAT THOU HATH DONE!

I wish I understood physics from now and the future to incredible abilities... But at the same time I couldn't multiply 6 times 8 while even though I would have the ability to work out tensors of all orders and differential equations were incredibly simple.

Postby **mitsuki lover** » Sun Oct 29, 2006 12:36 pm

Granted you are now Dustin Hoffman in The Rain Man,however you have to stop every week day at 4:00 p.m. because it's "Time For Wapner!"

I wish that I could meet Michelle Ruff and get her autograph!

Postby **Peanut** » Mon Oct 30, 2006 4:23 pm

Granted, but that autograph spontaneously combusts seconds after you got it giving you a nasty third degree burn.

I wish spontaneous combustion was more fun...

Postby **mitsuki lover** » Tue Oct 31, 2006 1:33 pm

granted but it happens when you're in the studio audience of Wheel of Fortune and people hate you for the rest of your life for blowing up in the middle of Vanna
doing her thing.

I wish that Ben Stein was on tv more.

Postby **Peanut** » Tue Oct 31, 2006 1:55 pm

Granted, but he's literally on your tv and his money is blocking the screen...

I wish I could buy Ben Steins money...

Postby **USSRGirl** » Tue Oct 31, 2006 7:52 pm

Granted. You bought money and gave it to Ben Stein. I'm sure he's very grateful.

Hello, I am Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

Postby **Dante** » Tue Oct 31, 2006 8:43 pm

Err... granted but as a consequence you are transported to the geeky RP which you started... She that posteth not a wish get's ultimate corruption!

I wish all the wishes in the corrupted wish thread were decorrupted.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Tue Oct 31, 2006 8:53 pm

Granted, the wishes themselves are decorrupted. Their fulfillments, however, are now even more corrupted.

I wish that I had a grilled cheese sandwich right now.

Postby **mitsuki lover** » Wed Nov 01, 2006 1:41 pm

Granted but you are magically changed into Mickey Mouse when you start to eat it.

I wish that Mr. T would beat Chuck Norris to a pulp on tv.

Postby **Peanut** » Wed Nov 01, 2006 6:43 pm

Granted, but Chuck Norris still manages to defeat him and then hunts you down and roundhouse kicks you into THE NEXT DIMENSION!!!*Dun Dun Dun!!!!*

I wish that those sound effect I just made had a mind of their own...

Postby **mitsuki lover** » Thu Nov 02, 2006 11:33 am

Granted they are now a group mind that is slowly taking over Boston.

I wish that there was an A-Team spin-off featuring Murdoch.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Thu Nov 02, 2006 12:09 pm

Granted, but it's a cooking show.

I wish that this site had more color schemes available.

Postby **mitsuki lover** » Fri Nov 03, 2006 11:43 am

Granted but they're all colors that only your pet Dachshund can see.

I wish that Swiss Miss was the national drink of Canada.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Fri Nov 03, 2006 4:46 pm

Granted... but people have to drink it as a powder, and actually mixing it into anything is outlawed.

I wish that it was both legal and encouraged in America to walk around carrying swords.

Postby **Gala** » Fri Nov 03, 2006 5:56 pm

granted, but all swords are now turned into rubber
i wish that i had some pizza right now

Postby **mitsuki lover** » Sat Nov 04, 2006 11:39 am

Granted but it's liver pizza.

I wish that they did a season of Digimon where the kids were all grown up and
Takato had to choose between Jeri and Rika.

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