Corrupted wish game

A bit about me. · Postby **Kokhiri Sojourn** » Tue Oct 17, 2006 9:09 pm

Granted, but now you can't turn it in, because it's plagarism.

I wish that people had poetic conversation, like in the movies, where every word is witty, brilliant, and perfectly placed...

Facebook · Postby **Neko Niisan** » Wed Oct 18, 2006 5:16 am

Granted, but your now turn deaf.

I wish that I had a A4 Wacom Voltio2 Digital Art Drawing tablet! \^o^/

Postby **Ratrace** » Wed Oct 18, 2006 7:46 am

granted, but it cost you your drawing talent

Postby **Dante** » Wed Oct 18, 2006 10:00 am

O_O... granted??? Ratrace is now corrupted, please insert windows disk. Windows 2000 now installing on Raytrace. (evil music) See vat ebil hath taken zee for not pozting thine corrupbable vish? VAH HAR HAR HAR!!!

I wish Zarn and I would finally win... at life and everything.

Postby **QtheQreater** » Wed Oct 18, 2006 11:09 am

Granted, but the prize is a half eaten donut that's been in Kaligraphic's beard for...longer than anyone really needs to know...enjoy!

I wish I could reach the things in the upper cabinets without using a chair...

Postby **RubyJewelStone** » Wed Oct 18, 2006 11:28 am

Granted, but now your house is uncomfortable miniaturized and best suited for dolls.

I wish I could eat all I want and not get humongeoiousoobalooWOW!

Postby **mitsuki lover** » Wed Oct 18, 2006 11:48 am

Granted but you can now only eat tv dinners and Chinese food.

I wish that someone could explain the ending to The Prisoner so that it made sense.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Wed Oct 18, 2006 5:48 pm

Granted, but now you are disappointed in it, and wish you'd never known.

I wish that I knew why the undead live in my beard.

Postby **Animus Seed** » Wed Oct 18, 2006 5:58 pm

Granted. But there are some things man was not meant to know, and this opens up a gateway in your mind so that you understand everything in the universe. Your genius is met with fear by the masses, and you are kept in a padded room forever.

I wish for a girlfriend.

Postby **Peanut** » Wed Oct 18, 2006 7:28 pm

Granted but it's actually Weird Al Yankovich in Drag...have fun being seranaded with hits such as "Amish Paradise" and "Fat"...

I wish this thread had its own wikipedia article...

Postby **God's Samurai** » Wed Oct 18, 2006 7:40 pm

Granted but it's deleted citing it as "advertisment"

I wish I lived in an Anime.

Postby **Peanut** » Wed Oct 18, 2006 7:42 pm

Granted, but your that guy who dies in the first episode...

I wish all knew of the glory and splendor that is the Corrupted Wish thread...

Postby **God's Samurai** » Wed Oct 18, 2006 7:48 pm

Granted but it is then overshadowed by the greatness of the Bump Thread.

I wish were the most successful US President in human history...Not Kennedy or Lincoln.

Postby **samuraidragon** » Wed Oct 18, 2006 8:50 pm

Granted, but then the US becomes a dictatorship and your name is slandered and forgotten.

I wish that my brother would be less annoying.

Postby **God's Samurai** » Wed Oct 18, 2006 9:28 pm

samuraidragon wrote:Granted, but then the US becomes a dictatorship and your name is slandered and forgotten.

Aww yes, I forgot about Nixon...

Anyway, Granted but now he's overly helpful and never leaves you alone.

I wish knew what to wish for.

Facebook · Postby **Neko Niisan** » Thu Oct 19, 2006 12:03 am

Granted but its useless as you just used up your wish.

I wish that the would announce Fullmetal Alchemist: Dual Symphony as a European/Americas release.

Postby **Ratrace** » Thu Oct 19, 2006 4:56 am

Granted, its out 2050.

I wish I had more motivation

Postby **samuraidragon** » Thu Oct 19, 2006 6:20 am

Granted, but then you overwork your self to death.

I wish I had an iPod.

Facebook · Postby **Neko Niisan** » Thu Oct 19, 2006 7:23 am

Granted, but its a perfectley normal everyday standard iPod and so breaks after 5 minutes use.

I wish there was a cure for fatigue.

Postby **samuraidragon** » Thu Oct 19, 2006 7:36 am

Granted, but it comes in the form of a giant coffee mug straped to your back.

I wish I could fly. I wish I could touch the sky-y-yy.

Postby **QtheQreater** » Thu Oct 19, 2006 10:18 am

Granted, you fly up, touch the sky, and keep going. I believe that running out of oxygen may be the cause of death at that point...but...other things can happen...

I wish I could have that giant coffee mug...

Postby **mitsuki lover** » Thu Oct 19, 2006 11:43 am

Granted you get Dilbert's from the last couple of days of comics in the newspaper,however this now also makes you the eternal slave of Dogbert!

I wish that Dogbert would replace Barney on PBS.

Postby **Akane** » Thu Oct 19, 2006 12:01 pm

Granted, but Barney needs a place to stay.....=( I know, he'll live with you!!

>:]

I wish that people would all dance!! ^^

Postby **Nate** » Thu Oct 19, 2006 12:02 pm

Granted, but since everyone is dancing, no one is working, and it causes civilization to collapse.

I wish civilization didn't collapse.

Postby **Akane** » Thu Oct 19, 2006 12:19 pm

Granted, but outer space will...bye bye earth...:/

I wish that girls wouldn't always gossip...><

Postby **Peanut** » Thu Oct 19, 2006 1:15 pm

Granted, now guys gossip even more to make up for the lack of gossiping, and girls play WOW instead...

I wish I could make PMs explode...

Postby **samuraidragon** » Thu Oct 19, 2006 2:41 pm

Granted, but someone sends you one and you blow up.

I wish I looked like my profile pic.

Postby **God's Samurai** » Thu Oct 19, 2006 2:47 pm

Granted but you are now comprised primarily of pixels.

I wish there was a way out of the stinking alternate dimension!

Postby **Peanut** » Thu Oct 19, 2006 2:59 pm

Granted but it leads to another dimension occupied by Barney and all of his insanely happy and annoying friends...

I wish everything on iTunes was free...

Postby **God's Samurai** » Thu Oct 19, 2006 3:01 pm

Granted but people then only download their music and the music industry goes bankrupt

I with I wasn't stuck in the Barney dimension.

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