Corrupted wish game

Postby **mitsuki lover** » Sat Oct 07, 2006 1:42 pm

Granted you now have the mind of Dr.Sam Beckett from Quantum Leap which means it is so Swiss Cheesed that you have no idea what you know about anything any more.

I wish that they would bring back the Sixth Doctor on Doctor Who just for the contrast with the Tenth one.

A bit about me. · Postby **Kokhiri Sojourn** » Mon Oct 09, 2006 9:30 pm

Granted. But the doctor has aged considerably, gained 50 pounds, and now opted to work as the hospital receptionist.

I wish that beds were always soft and confortable.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Tue Oct 10, 2006 12:35 pm

Granted, but now you don't have one.

I wish that time could be addressed asynchronously.

Postby **mitsuki lover** » Tue Oct 10, 2006 5:01 pm

Granted but now effect always comes before cause thus confusing all logicians everywhere and making Day Light Savings even more of a problem!

I wish that Radar from M*A*S*H was in charge of everything.

Postby **Peanut** » Wed Oct 11, 2006 6:51 pm

Granted, he's in charge of everything that has to do with janitorial services for an old folks home...

I wish I could wash dishes like greased lightning so I could get out of work early forever!

Postby **USSRGirl** » Wed Oct 11, 2006 7:28 pm

boerseun wrote:Granted, you get your empty wish.

I wish I had the ability to stop time, and start it again of course.

*GAAASP* Let it be known that Temulin is the first person to ever have a fish fulfilled in corrupted wish thread!

Granted but you have to wash twice as many.

I wish Q was a caterpillar so I could step on her.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Wed Oct 11, 2006 8:50 pm

Granted, but you're a leaf, so she eats you.

(I'd link Temmy to similar corruptions in the past, but I'm too lazy to look for them. This thread is 75 pages even for me.)

I wish that I could discuss politics with our resident communist dictator on this site without being banned.

Postby **mitsuki lover** » Thu Oct 12, 2006 7:04 pm

Granted but you are now both Libertarians and get banned any way for trying to
get everyone to vote Libertarian.

I wish that we could vote for Xena for real.

Postby **Peanut** » Thu Oct 12, 2006 7:12 pm

Granted, we vote for the real Xena, who happens to be a over weight janitor who is running for Treasury and nothing else...

I wish Temmy would experience all of the corrupted wishes (except the ones that were done to me) at once...

Postby **QtheQreater** » Thu Oct 12, 2006 7:18 pm

Granted(hehe), but the ones that were granted unto you are now granted to Kaligraphic instead...

I wish people would stop calling me blond...

Postby **Peanut** » Thu Oct 12, 2006 7:25 pm

Granted, but for it too occur everything in the Corrupted Wish thread has to be put back to normal (well, as normal as it can get) and from now on you are called George...HI GEORGE!!!!

I wish Q was a fish...

A bit about me. · Postby **Kokhiri Sojourn** » Fri Oct 13, 2006 8:05 am

Granted, and Peanut, you're a worm... not on a hook. Just floating at the surface of the water, with Q, circling, circling below, cos' Q's the kind of fish no one can catch.

I wish that the streets were made of cheese....

Postby **mitsuki lover** » Fri Oct 13, 2006 12:05 pm

Granted but those darned demon rats from Inuyasha have found out about the cheese and are eating away the gutters right now.

I wish that next week was the year 2525.

Postby **USSRGirl** » Fri Oct 13, 2006 5:26 pm

Granted, but it's the appoccolypse.

I wish Q would eat Mitsuki.

Postby **Peanut** » Fri Oct 13, 2006 6:14 pm

Granted but YOU get heartburn as a result of it...

I wish PM's could be set on fire...for real...

Postby **QtheQreater** » Fri Oct 13, 2006 8:39 pm

Granted, pine martens can now be set on fire...but PETA is coming after you for suggesting it...

I wish I could give Temmy migraine headaches whenever I wanted...

A bit about me. · Postby **Kokhiri Sojourn** » Sat Oct 14, 2006 7:32 am

Granted, but because you love Temmy so much, every time you give Temmy a migraine, you spend every minute weeping for poor Temmy's pained head.

I wish that Saturday morning cartoons would become anime shows...

Postby **mitsuki lover** » Sat Oct 14, 2006 1:15 pm

Granted but they're all being shown on Fox News Channel for some odd reason that has to do with Einstein's theory of relativity intercepting the bald spot on
Allen Colmes' head!

I wish that they would resurrect Humphrey so that the Democrats would have a decent candidate for President.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Sun Oct 15, 2006 2:35 pm

Granted, they're now running Humphrey Bogart for Pres.

I wish that people would recognize the true wonder of apples. (apple juice, apple sauce, apple pie, apple nukes, apple pizza, apple spaghetti, apple kabobs, apple salad, apple steaks, apple parmigiana... the list never ends)

Postby **Peanut** » Sun Oct 15, 2006 7:31 pm

Granted but now people go around making "How do you like dem Apples!" comments...oh and they also enjoy tossing said apples at Kaligraphic...

I wish people would recognize the true wonder and majesty of Cheese...

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Sun Oct 15, 2006 8:48 pm

Granted but now people go around making "How Cheesy!" comments...oh and they also enjoy tossing said cheese at Peanut...

I wish that I still had a village of ninja monkeys living in Africa.

Postby **WrestlingOtaku** » Sun Oct 15, 2006 10:54 pm

Granted, but people now go around claiming that ninja monkeys are going to kill them.... oh and they also enjoy tossing said monkeys at Kaligraphic.

I wish that I was the strongest person in the world.

Postby **Miso_Chan** » Mon Oct 16, 2006 11:02 am

granted, but your the stronges tperson of smurf world

i wish for a DS lite...

Postby **mitsuki lover** » Mon Oct 16, 2006 11:20 am

Granted but since you never said what a DS lite is you end up getting a baby imp
instead and have to change it's diapers every two hours.

I wish for total anarchy.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Mon Oct 16, 2006 12:54 pm

Granted, you get a crappy 1980s shareware game called Total Anarchy. Your computer has also been changed to a 286/25 with 4MB RAM and 24MB hard drive space, and runs MS-DOS 4.0, just so that you can play it in all its crappy glory.

I wish that fish could talk.

Postby **Peanut** » Mon Oct 16, 2006 7:24 pm

Granted but they can't say anything intelligent, they're really annoying, and they have a tendancy to repeat what they have said because of their horrible short term memories...

I wish Kaligraphic was a fish made of cheese...

Postby **QtheQreater** » Mon Oct 16, 2006 8:58 pm

Granted, but he somehow manages to get under your bed and rot...eeewwww...

I wish I was something much more awesome than a moogle...kupo...

Facebook · Postby **Neko Niisan** » Tue Oct 17, 2006 3:51 am

Granted you now have two moogles instead and the therapy classes cost too much. Thus your heas explodes.

I wish that I could find a bag of money on the pavement like in the movies.

Postby **mitsuki lover** » Tue Oct 17, 2006 11:04 am

Granted but it happens to be Gold Pressed Latinum which is not considered real
currency in our space/time continuum so you get arrested for trying to pass off
phoney money.

I wish that I could declare war on those idiots at TWEB who want to see the West
Coast go BOOM!

Postby **Animus Seed** » Tue Oct 17, 2006 7:12 pm

Granted. It's a thumb war.

I wish my big paper on the Iliad would write itself!

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