CAA: Christian Anime Alliance

What New Years Resolutions do you think certain anime characters should make?
Here are some to start you off:
Osaka (Azumanga Daioh): To start paying more attention in class.
Kuwabara (Yu Yu Hakusho): To personally kill my English VA for giving me such a stupid dubbed voice.
Ed (Cowboy Bebop): To talk more coherently

Vash(Trigun): To give up on the doughnuts
Van(Zoids): To stop getting friends in trouble
Kaoru(Rurouni Kenshin): To learn how to cook unburnt food
Goku(DBZ): To either stay dead or stop dying

Yukari(Azumanga Daioh)To actually begin to ACT like an adult.

Miroku(Inuyasha)To stop flirting with the girls...at least when Sango's around.

Yuki(Silent Mobius)To give up coffee for Lent.

Mitsuki Sanada(Dual)To get Kazuki alone.

Naruto(Naruto)To give up sugar.